The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Wings]

Never underestimate the joy of 15 solid minutes alone in a quiet house. Hope the neighbors didn't hear me!

 

[Sean]

Will Grigg's on fire, your defence is terrified!
Will Grigg's on fire, your defence is terrified!
Will Grigg's on fire, your defence is terrified!
Will Grigg's on fire, your defence is terrified!
Will Grigg's on fire, your defence is terrified!
Will Grigg's on fire, your defence is terrified!
Will Grigg's on fire, your defence is terrified!

 

[neci]

a quiet house is the best kind of house.

 

[pete]

Never underestimate the joy of 15 solid minutes alone in a quiet house. Hope the neighbors didn't hear me!

just tell them you were using your electric toothbrush (that would explain the buzzing) and thay you kept hitting a bad tooth (that would explain the wailin' & moanin')

 

[ryan8558]

Alrighty, then.


What this country really needs is instant replay for weather forecasters— along with rankings for accuracy.


The day after a forecast is issued, the original forecast will be compared to a digitized simulation map showing what actually happened and a score of 0 (you fucked up) or 1 (you got it right) will be assigned.


At the end of every year, the bottom 20% (i.e., those with the lowest accuracy) will be eliminated in nationally televised hangings.




This procedure will accomplish at least two important social goals:

(1) the accuracy of weather forecasts is bound to improve
and
(2) the televised hangings will be a broadcast ratings smash (we'll make billions!)​

​

Should we start the same procedures for Wall Street prognosticators?


I all for that!

 

[lovetoread]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/dc76d08c842b6b7b25ff90fca27c84ef/tumblr_inline_o82hldTTwi1qb25dg_540.jpg

 

[TwinkleStars]

It's amazing how many phallic images and items are out there. We need more vaginas.

 

[NHKitty]

So, this is the "quiet room" where you cannot use your cell phone...ok, but can I slap the lady with the bag of popcorn that you so nicely provided? You know the one who's chewing so fucking loud and smacking her lips?

#petpeeves
#yeahimabitch
#helphidethebody

 

[ryan8558]

So, this is the "quiet room" where you cannot use your cell phone...ok, but can I slap the lady with the bag of popcorn that you so nicely provided? You know the one who's chewing so fucking loud and smacking her lips?

#petpeeves
#yeahimabitch
#helphidethebody

Pookie's twitter handle?

 

[HarryHill]

:blissfulfirstbiteofhomegrowntomatosandwich: mmmmmm

 

[lovetoread]

huh, who knew he was that into luk?

 

[HarryHill]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/dc76d08c842b6b7b25ff90fca27c84ef/tumblr_inline_o82hldTTwi1qb25dg_540.jpg

where's the grammar police?

 

[butters]

:blissfulfirstbiteofhomegrowntomatosandwich: mmmmmm

now you're just showing off

where's the grammar police?

you'd better hope they don't catch you ^^

 

[Lyricalli]

:blissfulfirstbiteofhomegrowntomatosandwich: mmmmmm

:jealous:

Gonna be a while before I get to have one of those.

 

[trysail]

Should we start the same procedures for Wall Street prognosticators?


I all for that!

Abso-fucking-lutely !



​

 

[ryan8558]

Abso-fucking-lutely !



​

Ok, I'm in!

 

[butters]

that's it. i can't take any more of that rubbish film. american werewolf in paris can just fuck the fuck right off. i was looking forward to it after the original *grumpy face* oh well, x-files has to be an improvement

 

[JohnnySavage]

I see Pookie Poosie

 

[lovetoread]

I just want to buy him a dictionary so that when he doesnt understand what the word he is trying to use means, I can then just walk him through finding it in the book.

 

[Sean]

The Stone Roses announced the support act for the Manchester gigs. Public Enemy, ffs!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've got fishfinger sandwiches* and foam bananas.






*with shitloads of ketchup, LTR.

 

[butters]

I've got fishfinger sandwiches* and foam bananas.






*with shitloads of ketchup, LTR.

*perks* chocolate covered foam bananas?

 

[Fata Morgana]

*perks* chocolate covered foam bananas?

Yuk, no. The old fashioned kind you used to get as a kid in Pic 'n Mix.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I recognize it as English, yet it makes no sense to me.

 

[butters]

Yuk, no. The old fashioned kind you used to get as a kid in Pic 'n Mix.

i had some 2 days ago they sell them, AND foam shrimps, in our local co-op. they do flyng saucers as well some days, but in the plastic bags something doesn't taste the same and they were my favourites. even the sherbert lemons aren't as sherberty