The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Pookie]

http://jeenuh.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kSn1Mj0.gif

 

[thør]

What?!?!!!!!

Got a couple meetings. Maybe. If the hydraulic pump on the plane gets fixed.

 

[ryan8558]

Got a couple meetings. Maybe. If the hydraulic pump on the plane gets fixed.

yeah, that's kind of important.

 

[butters]

Thørbird

*approved*

http://jeenuh.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kSn1Mj0.gif

*s'funny*

 

[Wings]

Got a couple meetings. Maybe. If the hydraulic pump on the plane gets fixed.

Well, the weather is mighty wet today but Sunday should be gorgeous! I'm going to be at the MOA tonight with the Princess if you're shopping.

 

[lovetoread]

Whomever approved that picture of Chris Christie at the mvc needs to be fired.

 

[phantom4533]

I'm sure it's no worse than some of his pictures with Trump.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[yossi]

Whomever approved that picture of Chris Christie at the mvc needs to be fired.

Linky, s'il vous plait.

 

[ryan8558]

How can I have lost a pair of curtains? They cannot be under sofa cushions....

Body disposal?


Oh wait. That would be Pookie.

Never mind.

 

[Pookie]

Body disposal?


Oh wait. That would be Pookie.

Never mind.

Body bags are expensive.

 

[ryan8558]

Body bags are expensive.

for future reference, plastic shower curtains are cheap.

 

[Pookie]

for future reference, plastic shower curtains are cheap.

True. But with the volume I deal with, I just go to Home Depot for the big rolls of plastic sheeting.

 

[lovetoread]

Linky, s'il vous plait.

I cant find the exact one online and they wont let you take pics at the mvc but this is close to it except his mouth is more uneven

http://gm-volt.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Chris_Christie.jpg

 

[butters]

True. But with the volume I deal with, I just go to Home Depot for the big rolls of plastic sheeting.

bubble wrap

i just know you buy bubble wrap.
and then enjoy the fun popping them as you do the dirty work.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Pookie]

bubble wrap

i just know you buy bubble wrap.
and then enjoy the fun popping them as you do the dirty work.

It's the little things that can make a job more than just a job.

 

[Pookie]

The plastic would probably set alight quite well too.

I like the way you think. Interested in a summer intern position?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Pookie]

Actually, I'm hoping when my time comes you might pop round and finish me off quickly and cleanly

Anything for you.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Disgustipated]

I cant find the exact one online and they wont let you take pics at the mvc but this is close to it except his mouth is more uneven

http://gm-volt.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Chris_Christie.jpg

Why is his State of California pin backwards

 

[Emerson40]

Saint Peter,

Perhaps you could add this item - kind of a 'mates & relates' - to your 316 stainless line.



"The disk on this impressively weighty pounder reverses, giving you two tools in one. One side is smooth for flattening meats and poultry; the opposite side has “teeth” for tenderizing. Triple-plated-chrome construction over a zinc core adds heft."


http://65.media.tumblr.com/fef7fa5dd9a6519b9088d9720144d1f7/tumblr_o85ic0zhYu1qzzmkno1_1280.jpg



SOURCE



I bet some gift registries are being updated...

 

[lovetoread]

oh please CA copied Jersey

 

[trysail]

Alrighty, then.


What this country really needs is instant replay for weather forecasters— along with rankings for accuracy.


The day after a forecast is issued, the original forecast will be compared to a digitized simulation map showing what actually happened and a score of 0 (you fucked up) or 1 (you got it right) will be assigned.


At the end of every year, the bottom 20% (i.e., those with the lowest accuracy) will be eliminated in nationally televised hangings.




This procedure will accomplish at least two important social goals:

(1) the accuracy of weather forecasts is bound to improve
and
(2) the televised hangings will be a broadcast ratings smash (we'll make billions!)​

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