The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[TwinkleStars]

I'm glad I'm with you. You made it so easy.

 

[NHKitty]

OMG no thanks. It is so sore from my surgery on it last night. I think I'm just going to keep putting peroxide on it to keep it from getting infected.

Hot water and Epsom salts. It may take a couple soaks, but it'll help.

 

[pointless]

OMG no thanks. It is so sore from my surgery on it last night. I think I'm just going to keep putting peroxide on it to keep it from getting infected.

use rubbing alcohol or even hand sanitizer. hydrogen peroxide is not a disinfectant. it'll just make it worse.

 

[butters]

what a day

pfft

 

[Killswitch1]

Or go outside.

 

[phantom4533]

I'm not sure Adventure is the best name for a taxi company.

 

[Jennifer]

If you're near a swamp, leeches might also do the trick.

My pool is a swamp but I haven't seen any leeches. Yet.

 

[trysail]

Do you have a smartphone? If not, borrow one. Then get one of these:
https://vr.google.com/cardboard/get-cardboard/

Then, either download the NYTVR app or go here:
http://www.nytimes.com/marketing/nytvr/

Stick the phone in the goggles, then go for a walk on Pluto, or stand on a spire atop the Empire State Building, or stand in the midst of a buffalo herd. Add earbuds or headphones and your mind will be blown.

The check the app store and download tons of free/cheap VR apps. Ride rollercoasters, hunt zombies, travel the depths of the ocean.

THE FUTURE IS NOW

La Laurelle,

Where to start?

I already get heavy doses of reality. I'm really not that interested in the virtual variety.

For me, reality is bicycling through a meadow feeling the sun's radiant heat, hearing the crickets, sensing the vibrations from the rough dirt path, seeing the cloudless uniformly blue sky while smelling the honeysuckle blossoms.

It's running in a race up a ridge in the mud and the rain with my lungs gasping for air trying to force myself to ignore the pain and discomfort and willing my legs to take another step whilst making promises to allow myself to gorge on a massive bowl of popcorn on the condition that I finish the race.

The opposite of reality is a twenty-something in the woods wearing earbuds, completely oblivious to the trill of the cardinals, the cries of the blue jays, the burble of the stream and the sight of a thousand monarch butterflies migrating their way up the valley floor using the stream bed to shield them from the wind.

Why on earth would a false image of the view from the top of the Empire State Building interest me? I've been there. I've seen it for myself— and that from the top of the World Trade Center. Walk on Pluto? Huh? Are you kidding me? That's not walking on Pluto. That's some cubicle-bound wage slave's science fiction conception; that's almost the antithesis of reality.

I don't need someone else's conception of the translucent cobalt blue of the Gulf Stream or the Sargasso Sea contrasted and carpeted with the brilliant yellow of sargassum weed.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/Lines_of_Sargassum.jpg/360px-Lines_of_Sargassum.jpg
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I don't need someone's cooked-up version of what it's like to walk on a glacier or ski down a slope or fly in a glider or climb a mountain. I don't need an artificial helicopter flight out into the Gulf of Mexico or over Appalachia. I don't need someone's construct of what it's like to be deep underground in a confined space. I don't need another's idea of what it's like to perch on the bow of a sailboat as she rises and falls with a soothing regularity over fifteen foot ocean swells on a broad trade wind reach.


With admiration and respect,
Trysail




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[Disgustipated]

Do you have a smartphone? If not, borrow one. Then get one of these:
https://vr.google.com/cardboard/get-cardboard/

Then, either download the NYTVR app or go here:
http://www.nytimes.com/marketing/nytvr/

Stick the phone in the goggles, then go for a walk on Pluto, or stand on a spire atop the Empire State Building, or stand in the midst of a buffalo herd. Add earbuds or headphones and your mind will be blown.

The check the app store and download tons of free/cheap VR apps. Ride rollercoasters, hunt zombies, travel the depths of the ocean.

THE FUTURE IS NOW

Which one do you recommend? Of course I like the View Finder one

 

[Que]

I have something in my foot. I tried digging it out last night, it didn't work. What should I do? Will it eventually work it's way out? It is uncomfortable to walk on.

Ichthammol ointment. Commonly known as drawing salve. Put on a dab, put on a bandaid, and it will draw whatever is in there into the bandaid.

 

[thør]

It's the end of the world as we know it.

 

[pensivepoet]

It's the end of the world as we know it.

In Homer, eh?

 

[Sean]

I'm not sure Adventure is the best name for a taxi company.

There's a bus company in West London called Impact.

 

[HarryHill]

I want the Roman orgy ap... and a smart phone

 

[trysail]

https://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/graph/fredgraph.png?g=4CjJ



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[removed9556]

 

[neci]

excuse me?

 

[HarryHill]

I knew someone at university who had a pop-up Satyricon - presumably the 90s equivalent of your Roman orgy app. It was brilliant.

..
Satyricon never heard of it before, sounds like fun reading, I want one

 

[removed9556]

 

[butters]

There really ought to be a Literotica imprint, for small scale erotic works, bound in handsome leather. Laurel!

pop-ups guaranteed?

 

[HarryHill]

pop-ups guaranteed?

I got your pop up

 

[removed9556]

 

[pink]

Ichthammol ointment. Commonly known as drawing salve. Put on a dab, put on a bandaid, and it will draw whatever is in there into the bandaid.

I've never heard of it, Que. I'll have to google it. Thanks.

 

[pink]

Hot water and Epsom salts. It may take a couple soaks, but it'll help.

Now that I've got. Thanks.

 

[pink]

use rubbing alcohol or even hand sanitizer. hydrogen peroxide is not a disinfectant. it'll just make it worse.

OMG, seriously? Well, hell, ok then. Thanks very much.



Sorry about my 3 posts in a row, folks.