The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[TwinkleStars]

I highly doubt it was just lack of sex that made you cheat.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Shit, I've become friends with people who actually expect me to do stuff.

Denny------------ I'd get new friends. I'm too old and tired to do stuff. I like friends who just sit aroud and talk about how the world is going to hell.
Wait, that's Lit.!

 

[Lorilei]

See, you get me.

 

[trysail]

My outer child wants to drive one of these things in a big bad way.


http://i.imgur.com/pdDjHiL.gif

Gott in himmel !!!


I've never seen such a thing.
It's a bloody mechanical T-rex.


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[Aglaopheme]

Grrrrrr

 

[Aglaopheme]

From the slot FTW!

 

[Radiohead]

From the slot FTW!

Given I see you here and in lit tits its hard to resist to pile into a slot joke.

2 zip, and murray didn't leave 20 rebounds hanging around for a change.

 

[Not Normal]

If I'm as effected by his news, I can't even imagine what he's going through tonight.

 

[Mrtenant]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5a525dbf1f126481edcd639574dad7af/tumblr_o82yeraKmb1qhnegdo1_500.jpg

I like it

 

[Mrtenant]

Thanks, you guys. I can't show too much at home because my oldest is shattered by the news. It is my ginger, Fata, Bob. Yes.

God dammit. He was the first animal we adopted after the divorce and the new house. He is my thigh warmer and kept me company when I had to let the kids go off without me every other weekend.

I'm not ready for this but I can't let him suffer.

Thinkin about ya, Wingstop *hugggzzz for you

 

[Fata Morgana]

I was reading an article today and thought of you....someone had a cat who used to bop them on a certain place on their elbow, when the cat was terminally ill she had his paw print tattooed on the exact spot.

You could have your kitty's pawprint tattooed on your thigh...if nothing else it would serve as warning to any future thigh usurper that this particular ground is holy.

In any event, sorry to hear of your cat's illness...nine years isn't time enough.

Aww I like this idea.

 

[phantom4533]

Nope. Not going to say it.

 

[phantom4533]

Nope. Not going to do it.

 

[phantom4533]

However, on another note, a minion told me this morning that he may have to visit his primary because he has a tick on his ass that he can't get off.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

However, on another note, a minion told me this morning that he may have to visit his primary because he has a tick on his ass that he can't get off.

Denny------------------ There are a lot of pains in the asses here on Lit's GB.

Is there a doctor in the house?
PS Hold a hot match near the tick or put soap on it.

 

[Lyricalli]

Sometimes the stupid is so strong that it leaves me speechless.

 

[Saint Peter]

However, on another note, a minion told me this morning that he may have to visit his primary because he has a tick on his ass that he can't get off.

"Could you give me a hand in the back room for a couple of minutes."


"Sure. What do you need?"

 

[doctor_insanus]

Can I just crawl under a rock now?

Idiot.

 

[Disgustipated]

I love this!

 

[Disgustipated]

Our local shoreline minus the pier.

 

[Disgustipated]

How cool is this?

 

[RobDownSouth]

We have one of those outside our neighborhood community center!

(Sadly, about 50% were Harlequin romances and/or 50 shades of grey knockoffs....which speaks to the bored housewife demographic in the subdivision)

 

[Aglaopheme]

I know the cat that started those. It's amazing how far he's gone with it.

 

[phantom4533]

The "Take a Kindle, return a Kindle" idea didn't work as well.

 

[ryan8558]

We have one of those outside our neighborhood community center!

(Sadly, about 50% were Harlequin romances and/or 50 shades of grey knockoffs....which speaks to the bored housewife demographic in the subdivision)

I know the cat that started those. It's amazing how far he's gone with it.

And sadly, some places just don't get it.

http://www.kmbc.com/news/leawood-shuts-down-boys-little-free-library/26552394

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2015/02/little-free-library-crackdown/385531/