The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[pete]

I thought about Fata a lot yesterday. I feel like a serial killer. I killed many spiders. Normally I move them outside, but this basement was over run. It would have taken all day to let them live.

you did the right thing

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--PlePBePb--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/1491041895870997936.gif

 

[pointless]

well, i may have the pinking shears, but once again my stupid penis ruins everything.

 

[jezzilee]

you did the right thing

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--PlePBePb--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/1491041895870997936.gif

That's what I should have done to the crack house

 

[Fata Morgana]

I thought about Fata a lot yesterday. I feel like a serial killer. I killed many spiders. Normally I move them outside, but this basement was over run. It would have taken all day to let them live.

How I love thee. Let me count the ways.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The Verge Review of Animals: Spiders

https://67.media.tumblr.com/3aaf17149b19d425137c032fe1474099/tumblr_inline_o83f8zJ3LM1r110pg_540.png
https://67.media.tumblr.com/ff2130a9f286de50236362ce313eb276/tumblr_inline_o83f9kjdS51r110pg_540.png

Cunt.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Cunt.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/69/52/86/6952866a41a55c5b824a19314311febc.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://67.media.tumblr.com/7b705d8c36bf08fbae15359e411a1598/tumblr_o83keqPQiv1ukw533o1_540.jpg

 

[andy13asa]

Thanks, you guys. I can't show too much at home because my oldest is shattered by the news. It is my ginger, Fata, Bob. Yes.

God dammit. He was the first animal we adopted after the divorce and the new house. He is my thigh warmer and kept me company when I had to let the kids go off without me every other weekend.

I'm not ready for this but I can't let him suffer.

Sorry for your loss. I know how it feels.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Noor]

my grandmother and father have gout. don't drink beer.

drink cherry juice

 

[Lorilei]

Laurel has the patience of a saint.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Oh, she's pink! Like spider barbie.

I know! Isn't she adorable?

 

[Pookie]

Laurel has the patience of a saint.

More a patient this ...


https://secure.static.tumblr.com/09dc557e1d1a0eee16a7a2be43d911d1/wq0ygra/pcJn6ohu5/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_b6i6qyhaifscw4csswgccwo08_640.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

More a patient this ...


https://secure.static.tumblr.com/09dc557e1d1a0eee16a7a2be43d911d1/wq0ygra/pcJn6ohu5/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_b6i6qyhaifscw4csswgccwo08_640.jpg

Awww. Look at his expression.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Please don't leave us for too long. That's the face I'll be wanting to make, but you won't be here to hug.

Aww you.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://lolfunnymeme.com/wp-content/uploads/sadpanda.jpg

 

[butters]

The Verge Review of Animals: Spiders

love the review, and it's fata all over. bet she paid them to let her write that!

 

[Fata Morgana]

OK, I actually read it. God this is a wise woman. Everything she says is spot on.

 

[Killswitch1]

I see the cops are going full apeshit over whats probably a murder suicide or some domestic violence.

Must be bored or have the extra 500 grand they are spending.

How over fucking kill ridiculous.

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://crackberry.com/sites/crackberry.com/files/styles/w325/public/images/wallpaper_20110908090146_11480970692.jpg?itok=ysO_iWA8

 

[Porkwarrior]

I see the cops are going full apeshit over whats probably a murder suicide or some domestic violence.

Must be bored or have the extra 500 grand they are spending.

How over fucking kill ridiculous.

I stopped for lunch at my favourite hole in the wall Portugese bakery today.
There was five cop cars, three ambulances, and a fire engine.

I thought there was a shooting rampage going on.
Turns out it was just lunch rush, and they make the best veal parm sandwich for $6.

 

[Porkwarrior]

My outer child wants to drive one of these things in a big bad way.


http://i.imgur.com/pdDjHiL.gif

 

[Pookie]

My outer child wants to drive one of these things in a big bad way.


http://i.imgur.com/pdDjHiL.gif

I want to masturbate with one of those.

 

[HarryHill]

My outer child wants to drive one of these things in a big bad way.


http://i.imgur.com/pdDjHiL.gif

..
God help if Ma'am ever got her hands on one