The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Radiohead]

I'll drink to my favorite sports blog ever.

Fuck you, Uproxx.

Ayup.

 

[Lyricalli]

I think I'm going to have to put down my big dumb cat.

My heart aches for you. It's always too soon to lose them.

 

[Tati]

Thanks, you guys. I can't show too much at home because my oldest is shattered by the news. It is my ginger, Fata, Bob. Yes.

God dammit. He was the first animal we adopted after the divorce and the new house. He is my thigh warmer and kept me company when I had to let the kids go off without me every other weekend.

I'm not ready for this but I can't let him suffer.

So sorry Wings.

 

[Lorilei]

I had no idea gout was such a common problem among my age group. I always thought it was like smallpox or the measles, an old timey thang.

 

[neci]

Thank you all. Truly. Thank you.

He's resting on the couch next to my mom right now. I'm going to keep him on pain meds and see how he does.

:hugs:

 

[neci]

I had no idea gout was such a common problem among my age group. I always thought it was like smallpox or the measles, an old timey thang.

my grandmother and father have gout. don't drink beer.

 

[Lorilei]

my grandmother and father have gout. don't drink beer.

Oh, I don't suffer from it. It's just been popping up on my FB feed a lot lately.

 

[doowdniw]

Sorry to hear about your kittie, Wings.

 

[Tati]

coffee nut M&M's are delicious. I love that coffee taste.

 

[Disgustipated]

Sorry Wings. Especially for the children.

 

[thør]

my grandmother and father have gout. don't drink beer.

Gin and tonic!

 

[Not Normal]

I think I'm going to have to put down my big dumb cat.

Thanks, you guys. I can't show too much at home because my oldest is shattered by the news. It is my ginger, Fata, Bob. Yes.

God dammit. He was the first animal we adopted after the divorce and the new house. He is my thigh warmer and kept me company when I had to let the kids go off without me every other weekend.

I'm not ready for this but I can't let him suffer.

I'm really sorry to hear this, Wings. Its so rough when you know what you'll eventually have to do, but you just don't want to.

I had no idea gout was such a common problem among my age group. I always thought it was like smallpox or the measles, an old timey thang.

I've got a buddy who has it. He had to leave a conference last year, he was in such terrible pain.

 

[deehere]

this part of pet ownership is so hard. you'll do right by him

My sister recently had to put her beloved Cuddles down. She held her in her arms as the procedure was being done and thanked her for bringing so much love to her life and told her she was the best little girl dog ever. She drifted away peacefully knowing she was loved. My heart goes out to you Wings.

 

[butters]

this shitty weather - complete opposite of the glorious sunshine we had when H visited

 

[Wings]

You guys, you make my heart full. thank you.

 

[phantom4533]

One would think that after doing this activity for 50 years it would get easier.

 

[trysail]

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[butters]

why is it the same guys over and over and over that spoil civilised discussions?

they are why we can't have nice things and laurel hides the sharp scissors

 

[RobDownSouth]

One would think that after doing this activity for 50 years it would get easier.

You didn't listen when your mama told you if you didn't stop it you'd go blind!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Disgustipated]

The tantrums come with more frequency with less attention is paid.

 

[HarryHill]

Sorry butters

I just wanted to be present there to show support for stickygirl, who I am fond of. I know I was puerile.

( on the other hand, I live with men who don't understand different scissors for different purposes so I have a stash of hidden fabric scissors and pinking shears I can lend you.....hardly used these days....)

..
A woman with pinking shears can accomplish anything

 

[doctor_insanus]

I think Fata has been moonlighting.

The Verge Review of Animals: Spiders

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[Emerson40]

why is it the same guys over and over and over that spoil civilised discussions?

they are why we can't have nice things and laurel hides the sharp scissors

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[jezzilee]

I thought about Fata a lot yesterday. I feel like a serial killer. I killed many spiders. Normally I move them outside, but this basement was over run. It would have taken all day to let them live.