The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[lovetoread]

That side effect is not listed on the commercial.

I'm gonna switch to that brand.

Zyrtec doesnt do this for me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Sometimes my skin courses with electricity. I need to be earthed.

Ted's final words.

 

[lovetoread]

ok, that was funny

 

[trysail]

Crab cake competition?

Crab cakes ?
Carolina ?

Shirley, you jest.


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[Jennifer]

A girl has a name again!

Didn't watch it yet!

 

[Wings]

Last thing that had to go in, the swinging door and he breaks the glass. I am at the point where I'm willing to put a rubber flange on it and just pretend that corner never chipped.

 

[pointless]

Why pains you? The movie is almost fucking perfect and the story behind how it got made is incredible. Plus, I've man-crushed on R.R. since Two Guys, A Girl, And A Pizza Place.

It's the character that I have issues with. Long story.
I've got no problem with RR. He's dreamy. I just wanted to hate the movie... but couldn't.

Which movie are you guys talking about? Deadpool? Is there another RR movie out?

Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place! I loved that show! I forgot about that one.

stop saying wrong things in my thread. ryan reynolds is generally terrible and after green lantern being weary of deadpool was wise.

and that show sucked. i only watched it because i had a crush on traylor howard. she was adorable. also, her name is traylor.

i also totally get hating the character. he's like the poster child of the dark age of comics. fuck you, rob liefeld. fuck you and fuck all your stupid pouches and inhuman, ugly anatomy.

 

[pointless]

also, anyone who can name the other guy without googling wins a cookie.

 

[lovetoread]

Ryan was the best even before Deadpool

I loved The Voices

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9vXNvvCMAAAtdS.png

 

[pointless]

country bears. fucking country bears.

 

[lovetoread]

Oh yea!

Lets watch that one together!

 

[Disgustipated]

stop saying wrong things in my thread. ryan reynolds is generally terrible and after green lantern being weary of deadpool was wise.

and that show sucked. i only watched it because i had a crush on traylor howard. she was adorable. also, her name is traylor.

i also totally get hating the character. he's like the poster child of the dark age of comics. fuck you, rob liefeld. fuck you and fuck all your stupid pouches and inhuman, ugly anatomy.

I get all if this except for the show being terrible. It was comedy fucking gold and what sucks is I can only find shitty versions to stream.

Traylor was hot.

I'm pretty sure I never lasted through half of the Green Lantern.

 

[pointless]

Oh yea!

Lets watch that one together!

only if you get me high first.

and then during.

then after.

and then get me a free qp to take home after.

and no dirt weed.

 

[pointless]

I get all if this except for the show being terrible. It was comedy fucking gold and what sucks is I can only find shitty versions to stream.

Traylor was hot.

I'm pretty sure I never lasted through half of the Green Lantern.

she was the only reason i watched monk as well. well, not the only reason. boredom also played a part.

and a fucked up sense of nostalgia for shitty, cookie cutter matlock and murder she wrote type shows. i blame my father and the fact that i grew up in a house with one television.

 

[Disgustipated]

she was the only reason i watched monk as well. well, not the only reason. boredom also played a part.

and a fucked up sense of nostalgia for shitty, cookie cutter matlock and murder she wrote type shows. i blame my father and the fact that i grew up in a house with one television.

This is why I watched Days of Our Lives well into college.

 

[yossi]

Oh yea!

Lets watch that one together!

ilu

 

[pete]

green lantern was lame, even with blake lively.

ryan reynolds is totally hit or miss in movies.
great in "just friends"
annoying AF in "waiting"
good in "x-men"
annoying in "ripd"
good in "blade trinity"
annoying AF in "van wilder"

the trailers for deadpool made me expect the annoying r.r. , so i never bothered with it

 

[pointless]

This is why I watched Days of Our Lives well into college.

i still occasionally find myself having to force the theme to the young and the restless out of my head.

 

[trysail]

It's not going to rain.

The weather forecasters told us there was a 60% chance of rain— and they are going to be wrong. All you have to do is look at the radar and you can see they've got it wrong.


How many people made their plans for today based on that inaccurate forecast ?



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[lovetoread]

ilu

 

[pointless]

make with the drugs already.

 

[lovetoread]

dude, I wouldnt know how to get any. I have never done a single illegal drug in my life.

besides, that would get in the way of enjoying the wonderfulness of the movie.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

It's not going to rain.

The weather forecasters told us there was a 60% chance of rain— and they are going to be wrong. All you have to do is look at the radar and you can see they've got it wrong.
How many people made their plans for today based on that inaccurate forecast ?

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Here in sunny Florida the heat index is already 89 and there is not a cloud in the sky.
Much like yesterday when it began thundering and it stormed for five minutes, twice!
The weathermen---and women are like Lit members, just telling us what they read.

 

[pointless]

i already told you how to get drugs: talk to your kids. all that terrible media you consume is really fucking with your memory.

 

[Lorilei]

Hi lovey!

He found me because he wants to be with me. He said he loves me and shows me he means it. Thank you Goddess for this wonderful gift.

Awww!