The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[butters]

I had a foot of hair cut off yet I still have long hair.

it'll grow soon enough; i remember your last cut long hair needs cutting back now and again to keep it looking nice

Elvira is a house dog.


No pics of chasing cats, butters. It would just be a blur. I can't get over the change in Ruby. She absolutely hated Felix and now...stampede of kitties.

ah, i meant a shady spot inside, away from the window or summat. did you see my edit about making her fur wet?

lol, must be so funny watching them. told you they'd be fine. they're family now

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

I feel bad, Elvira is panting, she is so hot. I just gave her some cold water. It's hot but not enough for the AC.
Ruby is finally playing with Felix. They are chasing each other around the living room, so damn adorable. I never thought I'd see this day.

Denny---------- This is why I'm here. I love reading about dogs chasing hot pussys around.

 

[Aquagal]

Merle Haggard holds the Guiness world record for the largest. Round of drinks bought.
5100 canadian clubs at Billy Bobs.
Damn, that musta been one hell of a night!

I've been to a bar where these rich, Swiss chocolatiers rang the bell all night long. Early evening the place was sorta empty then everyone called their friends up. It was wall to wall of peeps and duck farts.

(For butters, that's a drink)

 

[butters]

I've been to a bar where these rich, Swiss chocolatiers rang the bell all night long. Early evening the place was sorta empty then everyone called their friends up. It was wall to wall of peeps and duck farts.

(For butters, that's a drink)

peeps as well as duck farts, or just the duck farts?

as for that other thingy, i didn't realise you were referring to geoduck clams. then i found the pics and realised - those things are so weird-looking... who first thought 'i wanna eat that'?

 

[Aquagal]

peeps as well as duck farts, or just the duck farts?

as for that other thingy, i didn't realise you were referring to geoduck clams. then i found the pics and realised - those things are so weird-looking... who first thought 'i wanna eat that'?

Yes, geoducks aka gooey duck. Clams? Yum!!!

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm going to have to google duck farts.

 

[Aquagal]

I'm going to have to google duck farts.

It's a mixture of Baileys, Crown and Kahlua.

 

[Aglaopheme]

It's a mixture of Baileys, Crown and Kahlua.

Sounds tasty.

 

[butters]

It's a mixture of Baileys, Crown and Kahlua.

Sounds tasty.

how the hell did they pick that name for it?


*watching The Golden Compass, right from the start which i usually manage to miss*

 

[Fata Morgana]

I had a foot of hair cut off yet I still have long hair.

Shaddap, Baldy.

 

[pete]

It's a mixture of Baileys, Crown and Kahlua.

sounds tasty to me

 

[yossi]

I should go food shopping. I don't particularly care to do so, however.

 

[lovetoread]

Huh, who knew you would be that stupid?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

And all this time I thought they had a pub full of farting ducks!

 

[silver gurl]

I wish it would rain. The pollen is awful. My eyes are itchy and swelling. Gah

 

[Fata Morgana]

Huh, who knew you would be that stupid?

Well I've never really tried to hide it.

 

[lovetoread]

Come 'er and gives me a smooch!

http://www.silverfoxfilms.com/images/spider%20kiss%20small.gif

 

[pensivepoet]

Huh, who knew you would be that stupid?

Sorry bout that PM. I was drunk.
I shouldn't have mentioned the goat.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Come 'er and gives me a smooch!

http://www.silverfoxfilms.com/images/spider%20kiss%20small.gif

I'm tempted by your chunky ends. I love chunky ends after a good hacking. I think Bundy said the same.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Come 'er and gives me a smooch!

http://www.silverfoxfilms.com/images/spider%20kiss%20small.gif

Denny------------There's a happy thought, being kissed by a spider.

 

[lovetoread]

https://scontent.fewr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13325479_10154261984614602_5397639935891072305_n.jpg?oh=9a846c68443f1ace07b727d488099a79&oe=57E4A2E0

 

[doctor_insanus]

Sorry bout that PM. I was drunk.
I shouldn't have mentioned the goat.

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/10684138_1031765746869533_1200720860_n.jpg

 

[yossi]

I forgot spinach at the produce place. I also need:

Walnuts
Olive oil
Eggs
Chickpeas
Black beans

 

[yossi]

For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline.

 

[Disgustipated]

I should go food shopping. I don't particularly care to do so, however.

I forgot spinach at the produce place. I also need:

Walnuts
Olive oil
Eggs
Chickpeas
Black beans

Are you sure you actually went