I just had a wallet exorcism
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Aquagal
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She made it puke up all the green?
RoryN
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Thankfully, no! She taught me how to fold the green a little tighter, though.
Liar
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I never understood people who carry half a backpack in their wallets. I have five pieces of plastic, one or two paper monies (which I avoid using since change in the form of little metal discs is cumbersome and annoying) and tve occasional need-to-save reciept which I unload as soon as I get home.
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I stopped carrying an actual wallet years ago. I just have the cards I need in my pocket. Money was always in my front pocket anyway. I would put things in the wallet and it would just get larger, and more annoying. Now, I don't have that problem.
Christobal
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A money clip is your friend. Mine holds the cash and four cards. Keeping it in your front pocket deters pickpockets.
RobDownSouth
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Bellroy Note Sleeve Wallet.
The last wallet you'll ever own.
This wallet is incredible for a slim factor wallet.
The last wallet you'll ever own.
This wallet is incredible for a slim factor wallet.
Porkwarrior
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30yrs ago my now deceased grandfather gave me a wallet, hand stitched eel skin from Yugoslav rivers where eels are now extirpated. Too many pies & too many wallets. Cost him a pretty penny back in the day, and he told me that he'd only give it to me if I promised I'd never lose it.
The Communist China silk lining has eroded away, and a bit of the stitching has needed repair, but I still carry the same wallet today. The only time it ever has an exorcism is when a customs agent picks it up the wrong way round and 20yrs of business cards worth keeping gurgitates itself, then suddenly I'm a problem best got rid of as soon as possible.
BTW -- American customs agents are above reproach, they do their best to keep ferriner reprobates like myself out of your country but they never lift a single $20 note. TSA cunts can go fuck themselves. And Canadian customs agents are pissed that can't fine you for anything to make their quota, and stop taking up their important time when that car of hot Montreal chicks got a pass because you're too slow picking your shit off the pavement after they dumped it there.
The Communist China silk lining has eroded away, and a bit of the stitching has needed repair, but I still carry the same wallet today. The only time it ever has an exorcism is when a customs agent picks it up the wrong way round and 20yrs of business cards worth keeping gurgitates itself, then suddenly I'm a problem best got rid of as soon as possible.
BTW -- American customs agents are above reproach, they do their best to keep ferriner reprobates like myself out of your country but they never lift a single $20 note. TSA cunts can go fuck themselves. And Canadian customs agents are pissed that can't fine you for anything to make their quota, and stop taking up their important time when that car of hot Montreal chicks got a pass because you're too slow picking your shit off the pavement after they dumped it there.
