Dominant Male seeks submissive female for online role play. For reals!

LordLobster

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Hello there, all!

This is going to be long, because I think it should be. If I’m all vague and brief with things, then people may message me without a full understanding of what I am after. This wastes both of our time, and no one wants that. So, I will be nice and longwinded about exactly who I am and what I am looking for in this little ad of mine, because I honestly believe that it will save much time later.

Basics
I am a Dominant Male looking for a submissive female for some outrageously sexy, creative, descriptive online role play kink. I love characters and personalities and quirks and having interesting characters, but I am much, much more smut driven than I am story driven. I am Just making it clear that I don’t want to have to write eight chapters before my character gets to touch a boob.

Venue
I am not a Thread person. There is something eerie to me about total strangers being able to read my Kink. My first Venue would be via Chatzy, or AIM. If these are not good for you, I can also do Email. Email is the fastest way to reach me. Eros PM tag is okay as well, but I find the other options vastly more to my liking.

Style
I write in third person, and would like a partner who does so as well. First person writing never really appealed to me, and to have first/third person mixed posts would bring an end to the world as we know it. I write healthy, descriptive paragraphs, and you’ll get at least 2 from me, with Introductions being longer to set things up. I like a nice mix between details and content, WITHOUT making my partner wait for 45 minutes to get a reply.

Settings
So, I am an enormous dork. Boring scenes are not very sexy to me, and I always prefer something with more flash and creativity. Fantasy scenes and Science Fiction Scenes and all that are all things that utterly drive me wild and inspire me.

Kinks
So, I’m a bit of a control freak, with quite a few particulars that I like to have present in my ladies. If you do decide to play with me, you should know that I have certain physical particulars I like about my women, and I sure hope that you wouldn’t mind taking request as to how your character physically looks. Again, I’m looking for a submissive female partner who doesn’t mind taking requests. Please don’t message me unless you fit this mold.

Peeves
I give time and attention and focus to those I write with. Please don’t message me if you cannot do the same. I won’t make you wait for days between communications, so I ask the same courtesy in return. I’m seeking an advanced, attentive submissive, here, and not looking to be one SRP partner in a crowd of hundreds.

Contact
Well, that about covers it. The fastest way to reach me is via email at CyborgGentleman@aol.com or via PM here on the site. Either way works. I’m very much looking forward to writing some truly fantastic smut with some very nice people!
 
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He already left :(. I had a question.

If it's just a written rp, why does she need to be submissive? Wouldn't it be better to have someone who can write and get into character?

I must be missing something...again.
 
He already left :(. I had a question.

If it's just a written rp, why does she need to be submissive? Wouldn't it be better to have someone who can write and get into character?

I must be missing something...again.

That's like saying Jack Nicholson could play the role of Martin Luther King in a movie. He's one of the greatest actors of our time but he probably wouldn't be convincing.
 
That's like saying Jack Nicholson could play the role of Martin Luther King in a movie. He's one of the greatest actors of our time but he probably wouldn't be convincing.


The he wouldn't be a very good actor. Didn't you see tropic thunder? (i didn't either) but Iron man played a black guy. Being submissive isn't skin color based, it's getting into character.

I have to disagree.
 
The he wouldn't be a very good actor. Didn't you see tropic thunder? (i didn't either) but Iron man played a black guy. Being submissive isn't skin color based, it's getting into character.

I have to disagree.

You're free to disagree. It's ok to be wrong. I think it would be one thing to fake being submissive and another actually feeling submissive. A good writer may come close but someone that actually is adds an element that isn't easily replicated. It's just the way a white person cannot fully relate to the feelings of a black person. It's not to diminish anyone, just that it will not be the same. Of course a good writer that is not submissive will always be better than a poor writer that is. There's nothing like putting your effort into a 300 hundred word post to get the 9 word reply "Overwelmed by your domenamce I fell at your feet."
 
Darn it! He had me at for reals. I hate those for fake ones.
 
You're free to disagree. It's ok to be wrong. I think it would be one thing to fake being submissive and another actually feeling submissive. A good writer may come close but someone that actually is adds an element that isn't easily replicated. It's just the way a white person cannot fully relate to the feelings of a black person. It's not to diminish anyone, just that it will not be the same. Of course a good writer that is not submissive will always be better than a poor writer that is. There's nothing like putting your effort into a 300 hundred word post to get the 9 word reply "Overwelmed by your domenamce I fell at your feet."

So you have never read a book without thinking. "hmmm, she doesn't really know what an alien abduction is like, so I'm not convinced it's real"

Black people and white people have different feelings? You're right, I didn't know so much was imprinted on our skin color. Can you list them, I'd like to compare.
 
This is probably for a different thread but as an example, have you ever gone into a retail store and have the clerks or security keep an eye out for you for no particular reason?

So you have never read a book without thinking. "hmmm, she doesn't really know what an alien abduction is like, so I'm not convinced it's real"

Black people and white people have different feelings? You're right, I didn't know so much was imprinted on our skin color. Can you list them, I'd like to compare.
 
This is probably for a different thread but as an example, have you ever gone into a retail store and have the clerks or security keep an eye out for you for no particular reason?

When I was with a group of people and we didn't look like we were going to buy anything. Or if I was shopping at Nordstrom and looked like a slob, haha.

So being watched is a feeling black people have while not being watched is a feeling white people have?

Feelings
Black.
White​
Watched.
Not watched​


Go on.

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I think you get the point being made, granted I'm probably doing a poor job making it.

I'll relent. My experience on Lit is that when you find someone that writes well, hold onto them...in a tight hug...and sing them a lullaby. It doesn't matter if they're exactly the type you're seeking, or maybe a bit overly clingy, a good writer can be a rare commodity on Lit and one should never let them pass by.

Unlike a Sasquatch, who you let pass quickly so the trail of tuna odor is not allowed to linger too long.

When I was with a group of people and we didn't look like we were going to buy anything. Or if I was shopping at Nordstrom and looked like a slob, haha.

So being watched is a feeling black people have while not being watched is a feeling white people have?

Feelings
Black.
White​
Watched.
Not watched​


Go on.

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The only things Lobster boy stipulated below were the number of chapters he utterly refuses to subject himself to before he is granted boobage; that his tail is likely to droop should he be...submitted...to first person narrative; that he would rather be dropped into a pot of boiling water should he be subjected to a mix of third and first person narrative; that his submissive must agree to meet physical feature demands; and, oh lord! I forgot what else because I suddenly have a headache. Oh yes! Should he survive any of the latter offenses he demands that his lolly meet certain time criteria in order to avoid turning red as a - no, wait. Can't use that simile here, I guess.

He never specifically said that the submissive needed any real writing talent. I believe we are to infer that; however, why he would leave that to logic, when he went to such great length (and it is great! And it is lengthy!) is somewhat questionable.

And, Linus, he never mentioned lullabies or tight hugs. Not once. It's a shame. Domination...kink...without some hint, some whisper of sweet lullabies and tight hugs leaves a certain emptiness- a hollowness.

I'm afraid I can only give this ad - and it pains to say it because the brute is literate. I mean, I respect a man who can rub more than two syllables together effectively.

But no! I rate this ad 2.5 stars for no depth! There. My work here is done. Back to Toad Hall!



I think you get the point being made, granted I'm probably doing a poor job making it.

I'll relent. My experience on Lit is that when you find someone that writes well, hold onto them...in a tight hug...and sing them a lullaby. It doesn't matter if they're exactly the type you're seeking, or maybe a bit overly clingy, a good writer can be a rare commodity on Lit and one should never let them pass by.

Unlike a Sasquatch, who you let pass quickly so the trail of tuna odor is not allowed to linger too long.
 
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I don't know you, but I like you already.

The only things Lobster boy stipulated below were the number of chapters he utterly refuses to subject himself to before he is granted boobage; that his tail is likely to droop should he be...submitted...to first person narrative; that he would rather be dropped into a pot of boiling water should he be subjected to a mix of third and first person narrative; that his submissive must agree to meet physical feature demands; and, oh lord! I forgot what else because I suddenly have a headache. Oh yes! Should he survive any of the latter offenses he demands that his lolly meet certain time criteria in order to avoid turning red as a - no, wait. Can't use that simile here, I guess.

He never specifically said that the submissive needed any real writing talent. I believe we are to infer that; however, why he would leave that to logic, when he went to such great length (and it is great! And it is lengthy!) is somewhat questionable.

And, Linus, he never mentioned lullabies or tight hugs. Not once. It's a shame. Domination...kink...without some hint, some whisper of sweet lullabies and tight hugs leaves a certain emptiness- a hollowness.

I'm afraid I can only give this ad - and it pains to say it because the brute is literate. I mean, I respect a man who can rub more than two syllables together effectively.

But no! I rate this ad 2.5 stars for no depth! There. My work here is done. Back to Toad Hall!
 
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