Dear Litster... (continued)

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Listers,

Here is what I've gathered. I put on my gossipy detective hat and did some learning. I combed through the bed sheets of the Playground to come up with answers. And let me say, you fuckers are filthy. I was coming through pubic hair and unknown fluids. Gross.

Feel free to correct the names if I get them wrong. But we all know I like names, so I'm naming them. I hate this vague bullshit that goes on in the PG. Get ready, here comes a GBer in full force. Super dick mode!!!!

Now, this is serious shit. Like, someone kicks your child in the nuts bad. There was some thread that existed before. I don't know the name of it. I bet it was captivating though. Perhaps the shoot the shit thread. Anyway, that hot ass WifeOfBath mod probably locked it because it got to 5,000 posts. Well, someone, perhaps DarkSimian, started a new one.

Apparently, SKS and lowphat or someone like that, shit some puppies over it. I can't fucking imagine why. This is a forum. And I don't recall the thread being awesome with tit pics or anything. So I'm not sure what the problem was. It sounds like high school shit. But like a high school for petty little fuckers who like to concern themselves with lame shit.

Anyway, this is what I know. Tell me details I left out. I'll also say I don't know any of those involved very well. SKS has been pretty nice and DarkSimian is okay by me too.

Sincerely,

Shercock Holmes

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Dear Listers,

Here is what I've gathered. I put on my gossipy detective hat and did some learning. I combed through the bed sheets of the Playground to come up with answers. And let me say, you fuckers are filthy. I was coming through pubic hair and unknown fluids. Gross.

Feel free to correct the names if I get them wrong. But we all know I like names, so I'm naming them. I hate this vague bullshit that goes on in the PG. Get ready, here comes a GBer in full force. Super dick mode!!!!

Now, this is serious shit. Like, someone kicks your child in the nuts bad. There was some thread that existed before. I don't know the name of it. I bet it was captivating though. Perhaps the shoot the shit thread. Anyway, that hot ass WifeOfBath mod probably locked it because it got to 5,000 posts. Well, someone, perhaps DarkSimian, started a new one.

Apparently, SKS and lowphat or someone like that, shit some puppies over it. I can't fucking imagine why. This is a forum. And I don't recall the thread being awesome with tit pics or anything. So I'm not sure what the problem was. It sounds like high school shit. But like a high school for petty little fuckers who like to concern themselves with lame shit.

Anyway, this is what I know. Tell me details I left out. I'll also say I don't know any of those involved very well. SKS has been pretty nice and DarkSimian is okay by me too.

Sincerely,

Shercock Holmes

So...still no links. Got it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Listers,

Here is what I've gathered. I put on my gossipy detective hat and did some learning. I combed through the bed sheets of the Playground to come up with answers. And let me say, you fuckers are filthy. I was coming through pubic hair and unknown fluids. Gross.

Feel free to correct the names if I get them wrong. But we all know I like names, so I'm naming them. I hate this vague bullshit that goes on in the PG. Get ready, here comes a GBer in full force. Super dick mode!!!!

Now, this is serious shit. Like, someone kicks your child in the nuts bad. There was some thread that existed before. I don't know the name of it. I bet it was captivating though. Perhaps the shoot the shit thread. Anyway, that hot ass WifeOfBath mod probably locked it because it got to 5,000 posts. Well, someone, perhaps DarkSimian, started a new one.

Apparently, SKS and lowphat or someone like that, shit some puppies over it. I can't fucking imagine why. This is a forum. And I don't recall the thread being awesome with tit pics or anything. So I'm not sure what the problem was. It sounds like high school shit. But like a high school for petty little fuckers who like to concern themselves with lame shit.

Anyway, this is what I know. Tell me details I left out. I'll also say I don't know any of those involved very well. SKS has been pretty nice and DarkSimian is okay by me too.

Sincerely,

Shercock Holmes

I got bored after 'bodily fluids.' It's all downhill after that, anyway, right?

Also, the pubic hair was probably mine. Buuuuush!

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Shercock,

Who's SKS?

Signed,

Linkless

 

[Mrtenant]

I got bored after 'bodily fluids.' It's all downhill after that, anyway, right?

Also, the pubic hair was probably mine. Buuuuush!

Cough.....achhaccckkk...... pube? Dang!

 

[Lord Pmann]

You motherfuckers are some lazy bitches. I don't have any links. And SKS was the one who rolled her eyes at me on the last page. Again, other than the rolley eyes, she's been nice to me.

And clean your fucking pubes up Honey. No one likes a wild bush. Well, I don't.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Dear Listers,

Here is what I've gathered. I put on my gossipy detective hat and did some learning. I combed through the bed sheets of the Playground to come up with answers. And let me say, you fuckers are filthy. I was coming through pubic hair and unknown fluids. Gross.

Feel free to correct the names if I get them wrong. But we all know I like names, so I'm naming them. I hate this vague bullshit that goes on in the PG. Get ready, here comes a GBer in full force. Super dick mode!!!!

Now, this is serious shit. Like, someone kicks your child in the nuts bad. There was some thread that existed before. I don't know the name of it. I bet it was captivating though. Perhaps the shoot the shit thread. Anyway, that hot ass WifeOfBath mod probably locked it because it got to 5,000 posts. Well, someone, perhaps DarkSimian, started a new one.

Apparently, SKS and lowphat or someone like that, shit some puppies over it. I can't fucking imagine why. This is a forum. And I don't recall the thread being awesome with tit pics or anything. So I'm not sure what the problem was. It sounds like high school shit. But like a high school for petty little fuckers who like to concern themselves with lame shit.

Anyway, this is what I know. Tell me details I left out. I'll also say I don't know any of those involved very well. SKS has been pretty nice and DarkSimian is okay by me too.

Sincerely,

Shercock Holmes

Now you post this after I spend about 40 min combing through people I don't want to know take 7???? Different strokes for different folks but not my idea of a good time. Alphabetizing my food is way better.

I can get why those 2 might be a little upset, they created the thread, but I didn't see them posting in the end and I actually though Lowphat was gone. I haven't seen him in forever.

There was a fun tidbit in there about someone with 4 alts. No clue who, but I assume it's someone on the playground.

I'm still at a loss as to why clown had to come back, bring it to everyones attention and then storm off (Don't really know if this happened, I didn't read his post, but I felt a breeze of self righteous indignation blow over the playground).

Is this gossip? Surely we can do better than thread starting. Let's guess how many depends big foot uses in a day. Now there's some gossip!

 

[sks43]

You motherfuckers are some lazy bitches. I don't have any links. And SKS was the one who rolled her eyes at me on the last page. Again, other than the rolley eyes, she's been nice to me.

And clean your fucking pubes up Honey. No one likes a wild bush. Well, I don't.

Dear Detective that has no links,


I didn't roll my eyes at you. I rolled my eyes at the situation that has been brought back up yet again when it should be let go. It happened and it's time to let it go.

What's the point of calling people names? Because the PG is supposedly being torn apart with what happened in such a silly thread. Doesn't it make you want to roll your eyes?

Sincerely,

I am nice and <-- he's cute.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why would they be mad? Seriously? Who the fuck cares? It's a thread. You can still post in it. Does DarkSimian have thrAIDS?? (That is thread AIDS, for the lay person)

I don't have a lot of good gossip. I hear Honey has a big bush. And Mermaid has large, slightly above average tits. And a smile that outshines the sun or some shit. These are all things I found while raking though everyone's pubes. It was like the pubic hair fairy dropped her bag. Ugh.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Cough.....achhaccckkk...... pube? Dang!

yw

You motherfuckers are some lazy bitches. I don't have any links. And SKS was the one who rolled her eyes at me on the last page. Again, other than the rolley eyes, she's been nice to me.

And clean your fucking pubes up Honey. No one likes a wild bush. Well, I don't.

This is why we can't be together.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Detective that has no links,


I didn't roll my eyes at you. I rolled my eyes at the situation that has been brought back up yet again when it should be let go. It happened and it's time to let it go.

What's the point of calling people names? Because the PG is supposedly being torn apart with what happened in such a silly thread. Doesn't it make you want to roll your eyes?

Sincerely,

I am nice and <-- he's cute.

No! It makes me want to hear more names and hear why people would get upset! Point fingers. Name names.

Here we are now. Entertain us!!!

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Why would they be mad? Seriously? Who the fuck cares? It's a thread. You can still post in it. Does DarkSimian have thrAIDS?? (That is thread AIDS, for the lay person)

I don't have a lot of good gossip. I hear Honey has a big bush. And Mermaid has large, slightly above average tits. And a smile that outshines the sun or some shit. These are all things I found while raking though everyone's pubes. It was like the pubic hair fairy dropped her bag. Ugh.

There's more to it than just that thread incident....a lot more. And I find that people who are actually nice....don't need to go around telling people they're, Nice.

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear litsters,

not fun,

Well maybe some people get their kicks outta raging and raising hell, aint me. Don't fuck it up.

 

[Katie_80]

No! It makes me want to hear more names and hear why people would get upset! Point fingers. Name names.

Here we are now. Entertain us!!!

Sigh...I think I have a new lit crush.

 

[mrspank30]

Sigh...I think I have a new lit crush.

me too

 

[The_Fool]

Sigh...I think I have a new lit crush.

And I have my old ones. If I can remember their names. If I can remember my name.

 

[Lord Pmann]

And I've taken the Fox News approach to this. I remember seeing them do it during the Boston bombing. They would just say some shit that MIGHT be true. But it wasn't. So then the cops had to clarify it. Otherwise, they wouldn't have said boo.

I just sling shit and hope people come clean it up and tell the story!!!

Sigh...I think I have a new lit crush.

Based on your avatar, so do I. So why haven't you messaged me yet if I'm so crushable. This is disheartening. Here I am now. Entertain me.

 

[ashesatwork]

dear listers.. I'm happy I'm not here 24 hours a day 7 days a week.

apparently there's way too many of you seriously who live in your early teens and can't stand the thought of being out of middle school.

it's a fucking Internet forum and we are all over 18. get the fuck over yourself.

gonna drink my beer legally and go to bed lister.

 

[Lord Pmann]

me too

Dear You,

Back off. She was clearly trying to crush on me.

Sincerely,

Cockblocked

 

[Tiamo15]

I came here for the music Lord Pmann was singing.

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear people stirring up dead drama just to draw attention,

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Please. Go have some cookies. You'll feel much better. I made some kinky ones.

Would rather have sugar than month-old drama

 

[John_Q_Public]

You fucking people are pathetic. The “Faction” has not responded to any of this. Nothing has come from the “faction” in over a week. For the “faction,” the drama was over. LITERALLY, NOT A FUCKING WORD WAS SAID. ..just moved on... created a new thread and said fuck it. Have it. Public thread…blah blah, excluding people... whatever… fuck it. “it isn't worth it. Let's just have fun.”

The “faction” (of very few) were happy to let sleeping dogs lie. We've said NOTHING! THEN, the thread reached 5000 and everyone (except the “faction”) starts freaking the fuck out. You'd think by all of the crying the "faction" had said somthing. NOPE! Its actually rather amusing to watch the shadow boxing. They are fighting NO FUCKING ONE!

Look...DO WHATEVER YOU FUCKING WANT. NO ONE FUCKING CARES!!!

WE'RE OVER IT! THEY SHOULD BE TOO!

Was it wrong that someone took over the thread? It's debatable. I'm sorry your friend left. I assure you, there is a bigger issue that has yet been brought to light and I'm sorry she doesn't like the vibe coming from the people over there.

Now, I'd really love to continue the drama YOU’VE all created and continue to blamed on others. However; I really don't give a shit. If these people and these values are what you hold dear, we are at an impasse. I bid you good evening.

Thank you!

 

[zydrate]

http://i.imgur.com/121vScA.png

 

[John_Q_Public]

Dear people stirring up dead drama just to draw attention,

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Please. Go have some cookies. You'll feel much better. I made some kinky ones.

Would rather have sugar than month-old drama

Amen! Where can I find kinky cookies?

 

[John_Q_Public]

http://i.imgur.com/121vScA.png

I know a guy who looks just like that.

FYI... I think that's what I said.