I'm a father!

[MrRandyWatson]

As of this past Thursday at 10:02 am, my son Vincent was born. He's something of a miracle baby - we were convinced my wife couldn't have children - so we're both thrilled and overwhelmed.

Everyone says he looks just like me...it's hard to see for me but I'll take their word. He's healthy as an ox and has the most beautiful blue-green eyes I've ever seen. It goes without saying I'm exhausted, but I can keep going.

More to come, of course, as my experience as a dad goes beyond pictures, poop, and middle-of-the-night feedings.

 

[Noor]

As of this past Thursday at 10:02 am, my son Vincent was born. He's something of a miracle baby - we were convinced my wife couldn't have children - so we're both thrilled and overwhelmed.

Everyone says he looks just like me...it's hard to see for me but I'll take their word. He's healthy as an ox and has the most beautiful blue-green eyes I've ever seen. It goes without saying I'm exhausted, but I can keep going.

More to come, of course, as my experience as a dad goes beyond pictures, poop, and middle-of-the-night feedings.

Congratulations!

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://i.imgur.com/qSQ6Qhz.jpg

Congrats, anyway!

 

[pensivepoet]

Congrats!
Starting tomorrow, teach him to golf.
And change his name to Tom.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Congrats

 

[Lancecastor]

As of this past Thursday at 10:02 am, my son Vincent was born. He's something of a miracle baby - we were convinced my wife couldn't have children - so we're both thrilled and overwhelmed.

Everyone says he looks just like me...it's hard to see for me but I'll take their word. He's healthy as an ox and has the most beautiful blue-green eyes I've ever seen. It goes without saying I'm exhausted, but I can keep going.

More to come, of course, as my experience as a dad goes beyond pictures, poop, and middle-of-the-night feedings.

Your 666th post; how fitting!

 

[butters]

How wonderful, exhausting, and life-changing! health and happiness to you, your wife, and baby

 

[Que]

Welcome to fatherhood. Nothing in life is more fulfilling.

 

[toubab]

Congratulations to you and your wife.

 

[lovecraft68]

Congrats! Get ready for a wild-and endless-ride. My sister and I are in our forties and our parents claim we still drive them crazy

 

[Lancecastor]

In Canada, Child Support is administered by the Government.

They keep a ledger, so I actually know how much my children cost me.

Had I foregone having kids and invested that same amount bi weekly, it would be a fairly significant sum.

And that's without accounting for things like rep hockey, which was $80,000 on its own. And don't get me started about Ballet.

Hockey sticks and pointe shoes are hundreds of dollars...over and over and over.

That baby is the most expensive thing you'll likely ever be responsible for.

Mine actually call me and have real careers and their own things, which by the way is rare.

Have fun, sucker!

 

[oggbashan]

Congratulations! And on the name.

Vincent was the name of the makers of the world's then fastest road going motorcycle:

The Black Shadow

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Vincent_Series_C_Black_Shadow_1950.jpg/300px-Vincent_Series_C_Black_Shadow_1950.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

Congratulations! And on the name.

Vincent was the name of the makers of the world's then fastest road going motorcycle:

The Black Shadow

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Vincent_Series_C_Black_Shadow_1950.jpg/300px-Vincent_Series_C_Black_Shadow_1950.jpg

I know a guy with a black shadow prince... The enclosed streamlined deal.

There's what, 5 of those?

If he puts the kid up for adoption NOW, he could pick up a tidy 850 Commando to tide him over until he finds a vincent.

 

[Pookie]

Congratulations! You will wonder at times if trading sleep for a baby was worth it, but it's all good.

 

[Aphro]

Congratulations!

 

[pollynova]

Congratulations, Dad!

https://cubancigarfactory.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/its_a_boy.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

He's something of a miracle baby - we were convinced my wife couldn't have children - so we're both thrilled and overwhelmed.

When one considers your previous posts, it's fair to ask if your "wife" couldn't have children due to lack of a vagina or if you are a closet homosexual in a sham marriage with a baby boy, or just a garden-variety weirdo.

I'll start off by saying I love underwear, especially on a man. I love a man in nothing but underwear, and I love jockstraps even more. I love the easy access to his ass, the way a guy looks in a jock, the eagerness a man shows when he wears just a jock...there's nothing not to like about jockstraps.

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/2024125536_1/Hot-Mens-Sexy-font-b-Jockstraps-b-font-font-b-Jock-b-font-Straps-Cotton-G.jpg

 

[chillywilly2]

Congrats on the baby

Like Lance says, don't bother to waste $80,000.00 on rep hockey with the dream that your kid will make it to the NHL..stupid waste of money and just wrecks everybodys life

 

[Lancecastor]

Like Lance says, don't bother to waste $80,000.00 on rep hockey with the dream that your kid will make it to the NHL..stupid waste of money and just wrecks everybodys life

Sillywilly.

Truth is if a kid's going to play in the NHL, everyone can see it by the time the kid is 12, max.

First time I watched Nathan MacKinnon play he was 6 and it was obvious to everyone.

 

[Liar]

Congrats.

Whatever you do, keep your kid away from the Internet. Nothing but pervets there, from what I've heard.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Congrats.

 

[Sweetemmygirl]

As of this past Thursday at 10:02 am, my son Vincent was born. He's something of a miracle baby - we were convinced my wife couldn't have children - so we're both thrilled and overwhelmed.

Everyone says he looks just like me...it's hard to see for me but I'll take their word. He's healthy as an ox and has the most beautiful blue-green eyes I've ever seen. It goes without saying I'm exhausted, but I can keep going.

More to come, of course, as my experience as a dad goes beyond pictures, poop, and middle-of-the-night feedings.

Congratulations I know you and your wife are beyond thrilled. Its a wonderful thing when you are told you can't have children and you prove the doctors wrong. I was one of those. Cherish every moment with Baby Vincent.

 

[pointless]

new dads.

oh, and congrats. kids are neat.

 

[chillywilly2]

Sillywilly.

Truth is if a kid's going to play in the NHL, everyone can see it by the time the kid is 12, max.

First time I watched Nathan MacKinnon play he was 6 and it was obvious to everyone.

You wish you would have figured that out before you spent the 80k I bet.

How is the ballet going..she graduate to pole dancing?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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life is beautiful, when it is wanted. cherish him fully, in all ways.