The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

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I just heard there was a sighting of a pair of green falcons.

My hearing has gotten much better.
 
I think it would so awesome if all the political threads on the General Board were put in the Politics section. It would clear up the front page immensely.
 
I've always wondered what it's like to be one of those insanely beautiful women. You know the kind, the ones that are just so hot it's not fair?
 
I've always wondered what it's like to be one of those insanely beautiful women. You know the kind, the ones that are just so hot it's not fair?

i'm willing to bet its not as awesome as you might think.
 
The Ginger (that's right, Stick Dick, my husband) likes to pet me with his toes when he sleeps. I am not a fan because it scares the bejesus out of me when I'm sleeping. So weird.
 
The Ginger (that's right, Stick Dick, my husband) likes to pet me with his toes when he sleeps. I am not a fan because it scares the bejesus out of me when I'm sleeping. So weird.

You need to stop being so pettable. :)
 


Seventeen mile bicycle ride + rear tire blowout :( =

Ten mile walk







(at least it was warm and sunny)


 
The Ginger (that's right, Stick Dick, my husband) likes to pet me with his toes when he sleeps. I am not a fan because it scares the bejesus out of me when I'm sleeping. So weird.

Yuck. I had a gf once who absolutely needed "constant contact" in bed so more often then not I had a big toe somewhere below my knee touching me.
 
Yuck. I had a gf once who absolutely needed "constant contact" in bed so more often then not I had a big toe somewhere below my knee touching me.

Considering that we started with him plastered to me while we slept this is an easier ax to grind. My issue is startling me awake and he's fully asleep so he has no idea. It's very sweet but also jarring.
 

A spare tube (unfortunately) can't fix a blown tire. :) :)

My bicycle mechanic said I must have run over "something really nasty."

I draw the line at carrying spare tires.



Ahhhh so a full blow out! Awesome! Well, at least you still burned some calories!
 

A spare tube (unfortunately) can't fix a blown tire. :) :)
My bicycle mechanic said I must have run over "something really nasty."
I draw the line at carrying spare tires.
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There's some stuff you might be interested in, use it in my mower tires
Flatproof don't think this is the same thing and it's heavy :eek:
 
Considering that we started with him plastered to me while we slept this is an easier ax to grind. My issue is startling me awake and he's fully asleep so he has no idea. It's very sweet but also jarring.

That was back when you two were "every-single-nighters".

Has it gotten any better since you switched to "2-or-3-times-per-week"? ;)
 
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