numeniusa's boudoir

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To be honest, I usually use Ann Smmers lube. One has to use water based lubes with a Fleshlight.

Feel free to ask questions....:D

I will compose a list ;) But I'll have to do it later - knotty problem at work to solve first... :eek:
 
To be honest, I usually use Ann Smmers lube. One has to use water based lubes with a Fleshlight.

Feel free to ask questions....:D

Thank you! :kiss:

What does it actually feel like? Is it really like an actual pussy? Does it feel cold?

Does it vibrate or buzz in any way?

Does one hold it and thrust, or keep still and move it?

Isn't it kind of messy to clean up? I mean, a vibrator just needs a quick soapy slosh about under the tap, but that's the male part, as it were.

I'm kind of fascinated, I must admit!

Have to go and dry my hair and lay a fire now (yes, I know it's nearly June, but this is the frozen North, you know ;))

Back later!
 
Thank you! :kiss:

What does it actually feel like? Is it really like an actual pussy? Does it feel cold? It feels very realistic. Yes it is cold initially but it soon warms up....:D

Does it vibrate or buzz in any way? There are vibrating models. The standard ones are purely friction driven

Does one hold it and thrust, or keep still and move it? One can hold it as I usually do. One can place it wedged under the mattress for a hands free fuck

Isn't it kind of messy to clean up? I mean, a vibrator just needs a quick soapy slosh about under the tap, but that's the male part, as it were. Just a good rinse and cleaning lotion. The "pussy" comes out of the sheath so it can be washed through.

I'm kind of fascinated, I must admit!

Have to go and dry my hair and lay a fire now (yes, I know it's nearly June, but this is the frozen North, you know ;))

Back later!

Your questions answered above.....:kiss:
 
Thank you! :kiss:

What does it actually feel like? Is it really like an actual pussy? Does it feel cold? It does feel realistic but it doesn't buck or moan. ;) As for cold... I actually warm it in hot water before use.

Does it vibrate or buzz in any way? The have vibe models but mine is purely manual.

Does one hold it and thrust, or keep still and move it? I usually hold it in my hand, but some imagination you can have it stay still to fuck it. They do actually sell suction cups to mount it on your shower wall.

Isn't it kind of messy to clean up? I mean, a vibrator just needs a quick soapy slosh about under the tap, but that's the male part, as it were. Its really easy to clean. Mostly just run water through it.

I'm kind of fascinated, I must admit!

Have to go and dry my hair and lay a fire now (yes, I know it's nearly June, but this is the frozen North, you know ;))

Back later!

Hope you don't mind I jumped in. My answers are above.
 
just popping in to restate how absolutely gorgeous Lady Numi is, and what a lucky bastard H is for having her.....but we can all gaze on her beauty and dream :D
 
Wow, I have some catching up to do in here...

It's been a bit busy at work today, and forecast to be so tomorrow too, but thank you to all who popped in, I love it, and I will get to reply properly once the whirlwind at work subsides :)
 
LOL! I thought I'd heard them all! One of my favorites:
Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"

Brilliant! I love all those mathematician vs engineer jokes, although I feel myself to be somewhere in between. Maths was my Uni subject, and I loved it, but my career has been more on the engineering side, I suppose.

I never quite 'got' stats, though. All those bloody distributions... I did like the name of the Kolmogorov-Smirnov test though. Tests the amount of vodka in a distribution... ;)
 
Every man in this thread is envying H right now, and for very good reason.

This pic is (and you are) sensuous... erotic... simply incredible.

Who wouldn't want a piece of that action? :devil:;)

Honey! Thank you, you say the nicest things :heart:

Now get over here and get your knickers off :devil:
 
like the song says; some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug...my life can be a bit of a rollercoaster, but I have the love of a good woman, and that makes it all better :heart:

And that makes me very happy to hear. You're always so generous in your support fro other people, it's so good to know you have people on your side. And on their side for you :devil: Or their back, knees and so on :devil::devil:

just popping in to restate how absolutely gorgeous Lady Numi is, and what a lucky bastard H is for having her.....but we can all gaze on her beauty and dream :D

I'm lucky too, of course :heart: But thank you, you are a gentleman, Lord D :kiss:
 
Wow gorgeous

You are full of charm, intrigue and beauty....

Love that pose so revealing yet reveals very little...

Good evening, A :) And thank you :kiss: My photographer is very skilled. And very patient. Until it's all too much and naughtiness ensues ;)

You been staying off that bike?
 
Your questions answered above.....:kiss:

Thank you, Jaime, for being so open :kiss:

I don't imagine one of these will be a feature in our play, but it's really interesting to hear about it from an eye-witness, as it were.

Hope you don't mind I jumped in. My answers are above.

Of course not! And your experience is very similar to Jaime's, by the sound of it. Warming under the tap sounds like a good tip ;)
 
Well, as Numi pointed out, tissues don't require cleaning.....:rolleyes:

Um, what? :eek::D

The human version does of course require cleaning. A quick slosh in the bath works wonders. More difficult in the shower, though, unless the shower-head detaches :rolleyes:
 
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