The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Aglaopheme]

My work nemesis was just fired.

It's always satisfying when the truth comes home to roost.

 

[Wings]

It's always satisfying when the truth comes home to roost.

The best is that she didn't understand why she was let go. Weekly meetings to address the issues and the work not getting done should clue you in.

I hope she does well wherever she lands but I'm relieved to not have to fix her mistakes anymore.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I just had a Bombay Bad Boy and I feel dirty.

What's the ingredients?

I tried to search for this in my drink app and all I can find is "Bombay Bellini" and a "Bombay Cocktail."

unless...you actually had a bad boy from Bombay...

 

[Aglaopheme]

The best is that she didn't understand why she was let go. Weekly meetings to address the issues and the work not getting done should clue you in.

I hope she does well wherever she lands but I'm relieved to not have to fix her mistakes anymore.

Then it sounds like she'll probably do about the same wherever she lands.

 

[Disgustipated]

A good friend ended his suffering today. I don't even know how to feel about this. Shocked. Saddened. Angry.

All of the above?

What Thor said.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

What's the ingredients?

I tried to search for this in my drink app and all I can find is "Bombay Bellini" and a "Bombay Cocktail."

unless...you actually had a bad boy from Bombay...

Aah it's not a drink. It's a Pot Noodle. Cheap and nasty, but sometimes you just gotta have one.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Aah it's not a drink. It's a Pot Noodle. Cheap and nasty, but sometimes you just gotta have one.

Ahhhhhhh okay. Gotcha!

http://www.theramenrater.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/2013_7_18_ttc_010.jpg

Yeah, we got heaps of shit like this over here, too. I used to do these often during my late night work grinds, sometimes two at a time. I avoid them now, but they do fill that instant niche pretty good when needs must.

When the zombie apoc hits, best believe I'll be rounding up and hoarding as many of these as possible, though!

 

[Lancecastor]

Aah it's not a drink. It's a Pot Noodle. Cheap and nasty, but sometimes you just gotta have one.

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[Fata Morgana]

That's the beast.

 

[Lancecastor]

That's the beast.

Yeah, but what about the noodles?

 

[butters]

Aah it's not a drink. It's a Pot Noodle. Cheap and nasty, but sometimes you just gotta have one.

for me it's the curry one, and only the curry one. the others don't do a thing for me but i'll always have a space in my heart for a curry pot noodle.


however! tonight i have made an amazing discovery. how i lived to the age of 57 and never tasted this i'll never know:

cheapasfuck co-op ginger biscuit
square (well, twisty oblong) of galaxy smooth chocolate on top
bite
achieve nirvana

 

[HarryHill]

Aah it's not a drink. It's a Pot Noodle. Cheap and nasty, but sometimes you just gotta have one.

must be good for a pound

 

[Lancecastor]

for me it's the curry one, and only the curry one. the others don't do a thing for me but i'll always have a space in my heart for a curry pot noodle.


however! tonight i have made an amazing discovery. how i lived to the age of 57 and never tasted this i'll never know:

cheapasfuck co-op ginger biscuit
square (well, twisty oblong) of galaxy smooth chocolate on top
bite
achieve nirvana

Girl has a healthy appetite.

must be good for a pound

A pound a week, at least.

 

[Que]

Desert trees, at their best, tend to provide only dappled shade. I am under a palo verde of some variey at the moment. I estimate it filters out about 60% of the sun. It's surprising how much that helps.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

That was nice.

 

[removed9556]

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

The deer are sticking around. I was enjoying watching them cross the road. Lyme disease on the hoof. *sigh* All natural repellent equals a half hour outside. Deet loaded repellent equals an hour outside. Spray your shoes and socks, they said.

 

[yossi]

Nap?

Tempting.

 

[lovetoread]

whats with all this wet weather?

did Jersey become a part of the UK?

 

[Saint Peter]

Warm and sunny. A great day to be inside working my life away.

 

[Mr Noone]

...I hope she does well wherever she lands but I'm relieved to not have to fix her mistakes anymore.

Though now you get to do all her work.

 

[Mr Noone]

whats with all this wet weather?

did Jersey become a part of the UK?

I believe Jersey (along with Gurnsey, Herm and Sark) is a Crown Dependency, but not actually part of the U.K.

 

[Wings]

Though now you get to do all her work.

Now we get to move a very qualified, strong worker in her place. Problem solved!

 

[Saint Peter]

Now we get to move a very qualified, strong worker in her place. Problem solved!

The grass is ALWAYS greener!