The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Fata Morgana]

Every time I see your screen name, I want to send you loads of naked pictures of myself. Just to get you hard and thinking of fucking me.

OK let me clear out my box for you.

 

[TwinkleStars]

OK let me clear out my box for you.

Pervert.

 

[Aglaopheme]

A good friend ended his suffering today. I don't even know how to feel about this. Shocked. Saddened. Angry.

All of the above?

There's no one way to feel. My heart goes out to you.

 

[Lorilei]

A good friend ended his suffering today. I don't even know how to feel about this. Shocked. Saddened. Angry.

All of the above?

 

[gypsyTX]

You should have waited a day!

http://www.people.com/article/bill-cosby-admitted-sex-teens-agency-models

Ah. You can't underestimate the power of a well placed ad.

 

[gypsyTX]

A good friend ended his suffering today. I don't even know how to feel about this. Shocked. Saddened. Angry.

All of the above?

I'm so sorry for your loss.
All those reactions are understandable.

 

[Mrtenant]

Every time I see your screen name, I want to send you loads of naked pictures of myself. Just to get you hard and thinking of fucking me.

Guess there's worse ways to get fired from work. Just send them. Promise I wont post them sll over the internet. SWEAR

 

[Wings]

My work nemesis was just fired.

 

[pensivepoet]

My work nemesis was just fired.

That'll learn him to Lit on company time.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

First fish of the year
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v395/gambit814/20160524_100517_zpsgxhgrl2o.jpg

 

[Mr Noone]

Riding the LIRR. All aboard!

 

[Wings]

That'll learn him to Lit on company time.

Maybe if she spent 14 hours in the office like the rest of us she could have Lit effectively.

 

[HarryHill]

First fish of the year
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v395/gambit814/20160524_100517_zpsgxhgrl2o.jpg

..
Pitiful better than mine though

 

[Aglaopheme]

Trial for criminal charges, finally.

 

[spacekowboy]

Thanks for all the words, everyone. It really isn't me who needs those sympathies though. His mother and sister need them much more than I. There's still a lot left unknown. Not sure if it was intentional or not at this point. My feeling is that it was... He hasn't been himself in awhile, but i never fathomed it was that bad. He was seeking help, but in the end I guess it just wasn't enough.
You all would have loved him though. Funny, smart, well read with a cutting sense of humor. At the same time, generous and caring. He'll be missed. The guy had a tremendous impact on a lot of people. More than he realized.
Thanks all.

 

[pensivepoet]

Trial for criminal charges, finally.

Bill Cosby-America's fave dad
Trump-America's fave prez
Holy fuck, I've lived too long.

 

[Lancecastor]

My work nemesis was just fired.

Maybe your Neighborhood Nemesis or Lit Nemesis or one of the Nemeses from other parts of your life can fill in until she's replaced?

 

[Sean]

https://scontent.fman1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13103286_10153436033241851_8099639638647650182_n.jpg?oh=e002d6e412ea347c2b12e08781132d0e&oe=57C685B9

 

[Fata Morgana]

I just had a Bombay Bad Boy and I feel dirty.

 

[Killswitch1]

I just had a Bombay Bad Boy and I feel dirty.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/3b/3baf685db4a295c14d5793fcd32dac361458032b37fe328415830b9fa20b6fc0.jpg


lol...

 

[doctor_insanus]

I just had a Bombay Bad Boy and I feel dirty.

You were dirty long before you got that in you, my dear.

 

[Pookie]

I just had a Bombay Bad Boy and I feel dirty.

If you didn't completely wear him out, send him over.

*twirls blonde hair*

 

[Wings]

Maybe your Neighborhood Nemesis or Lit Nemesis or one of the Nemeses from other parts of your life can fill in until she's replaced?

As far as I know she was my sole nemesis. I'll look around though.

 

[Mrtenant]

As far as I know she was my sole nemesis. I'll look around though.

You're gonna need a replacement. Gives you that edge.

 

[Wings]

You're gonna need a replacement. Gives you that edge.

If I had any more edges I would shred every chair I sit on.