The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[phantom4533]

The one with the hottie.

 

[thør]

The one with the hottie.

Ah, the 70 series Land Cruiser......

 

[Wings]

Pretty sure I'm not getting this thin crete out of under my nails. I'm going to probably have to take a belt sander to them.

 

[yossi]

https://youtu.be/H7_sqdkaAfo

 

[phantom4533]

Heloise would probably tell you to use boiling water from a hight of 2 feet.

 

[Jennifer]

Heloise would probably tell you to use boiling water from a hight of 2 feet.

Heloise's favorite weapon was Avon's "Skin So Soft".

It does anything and everything but the smell is awful to me.

 

[thør]

Pretty sure I'm not getting this thin crete out of under my nails. I'm going to probably have to take a belt sander to them.

6P's!

The pros use nitrile gloves.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The stupid are always with us. I bet his ancestors thought fire was a liberal plot.

Very, very close....

 

[Killswitch1]

Now, I am tired, but I am not sneezing nor covered in grass clippings...this new mower is awesome!

 

[Wings]

Heloise was a cunt.

I had gloves on. Then I didn't. I'm a pro at a lot of things but tiling isn't one of them.

 

[yossi]

Wings! I finally figured out how to use Snapchat properly and took a floral crown selfie the other day! Fun fun.

 

[Wings]

Wings! I finally figured out how to use Snapchat properly and took a floral crown selfie the other day! Fun fun.

You should add me! I'll PM you my info.

 

[pensivepoet]

Damn. Mathew Perry looks like 4 pounds of old dog shit stuffed into a used condom.
It's not good when you look 80 at 46.
Maybe he's hoping to get a spot on 60 minutes.
He could pass for Andy Rooney.

 

[Disgustipated]

Damn. Mathew Perry looks like 4 pounds of old dog shit stuffed into a used condom.
It's not good when you look 80 at 46.
Maybe he's hoping to get a spot on 60 minutes.
He could pass for Andy Rooney.

I've watched the Odd Couple since the beginning and his devolution is quite the spectacle. Between him and the plastic surgeon that fucked up Teri Hatcher's face, it's hard to stomach anymore.

 

[Lorilei]

Damn. Mathew Perry looks like 4 pounds of old dog shit stuffed into a used condom.
It's not good when you look 80 at 46.
Maybe he's hoping to get a spot on 60 minutes.
He could pass for Andy Rooney.

I've watched the Odd Couple since the beginning and his devolution is quite the spectacle. Between him and the plastic surgeon that fucked up Teri Hatcher's face, it's hard to stomach anymore.

I'd still do him, though. Because Chandler.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I miss the days when men found fucking a vagina enjoyable.

 

[thør]

I miss the days when men found fucking a vagina enjoyable.

Some still do.

 

[thør]

I remember talking to the chief engineer at the Ekati mine about oversized diamonds. Seems it happened at Diavik.

 

[CleverCowardice]

I'm not transgender but I'm most comfortable in a restroom where I'm not obliged to stand in some drunken asshole's piss every time I attend a concert or sporting event. So can I use the ladies' room?

 

[Mrtenant]

Bacon mmmmmm

 

[hashtag45]

I thought I found a bargain cave drawing online last week.
Turns out it was a picture of hashdrag scribbling on his face with a Sharpie.

This -creative and probably funny
(I don't mind the hashdrag jokes, as long as there isn't an Emerson-type crass & pornographic element to them)

The stupid are always with us. I bet his ancestors thought fire was a liberal plot.

This - typical Des (petty)

 

[Lyricalli]

Could you be more insipid?

 

[Lyricalli]

I'm not transgender but I'm most comfortable in a restroom where I'm not obliged to stand in some drunken asshole's piss every time I attend a concert or sporting event. So can I use the ladies' room?

LOL... you think you're safe from that in the women's restrooms? That's cute.

 

[hashtag45]

Could you be more insipid?

Could you stop being so blatantly desperate & sucking Blurt boyz cocks?

 

[spacekowboy]

A good friend ended his suffering today. I don't even know how to feel about this. Shocked. Saddened. Angry.

All of the above?