The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Lorilei]

Nope
I won't let it happen
I'd rather die with nothin to lose.
I'm practical.

That's the spirit!

 

[yossi]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13226750_808539079376_8366806530411778123_n.jpg?oh=8d2467db6892730af35c78c2fc0f4b37&oe=579C4623

I giggled.

 

[Jennifer]

Whatever that story might be, I don't think that trusting Jennifer with the details
would be one's smartest move

Strange to find myself in agreement with you, but here we are again. You're absolutely correct.

Oh, you two. It's lovely that I can bring you both together.

 

[Jennifer]

Matchmaker.

It's a gift and a curse. I do what I can.

 

[phantom4533]

That has always been one of my favorite jokes.

 

[Noor]

It is strange watching someone else go through the same thing with a time delay.

 

[removed9556]

 

[phantom4533]

Enough with these show-themed Ford ads.

 

[lovetoread]

Bones was really bad at being a Ford commercial in the early years.

Then they switched to Toyota.

 

[phantom4533]

That was a twist I didn't see coming.

 

[phantom4533]

Or that one.

 

[ryan8558]

speaking of car commercials.

This girl

http://thenewswheel.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Subaru-Crosstrek-Commercial-Bear-760x386.jpg

is this girl

http://www.cyrinafiallo.com/assets/img/headshot/03.jpg

 

[Jennifer]

You still haven't set me up with St Peter.

Please. You know about the $50,000 deposit.

 

[phantom4533]

I get it. You want to put one of those Chewbacca masks on the bear.

 

[NHKitty]

Now, I am tired, but I am not sneezing nor covered in grass clippings...this new mower is awesome!

 

[removed9556]

 

[Saint Peter]

You still haven't set me up with St Peter.

The douchebag or the dude at the gate?

 

[removed9556]

 

[Saint Peter]

The douchebag at the gate. The last steelworker of the West.

They are getting the gates prefabbed from China these days.

Sucks.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Saint Peter]

Ever since Rome outsourced its pantheon to Greece, the afterlife has been getting more and more cut-throat.

I thought I found a bargain cave drawing online last week.

Turns out it was a picture of hashdrag scribbling on his face with a Sharpie.

 

[pointless]

i miss who is that hot ad girl. it made perving on random commercial actresses so much easier. stupid tumblr.

 

[Saint Peter]

I like the Toyota hottie.

Not sure why.

 

[removed9556]

 

[thør]

I like the Toyota hottie.

Not sure why.

Which Toyota?