The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Fata Morgana]

^Crabby fuck up there^

Back off. I'm handling this.

 

[Jennifer]

Back off. I'm handling this.

But I got there first!!

 

[pensivepoet]

Back off. I'm handling this.

^Crabby cunt^

 

[Fata Morgana]

But I got there first!!

Don't make me hurt you, NURSIE.

 

[doctor_insanus]

^Crabby fuck up there^

I fucking warned you!

No. No, man. Shit, no, man.

You get it.

 

[pensivepoet]

Oh pipe down and take your clothes off.

I admit my roleplay skills are lacking, but isn't the one playing doctor supposed to say that?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Oh pipe down and take your clothes off.

I feel much better now.

But I got there first!!

Well, you can get in the stirrups first!

*rawr*

 

[Noor]

Good thing I'm not middle-aged. I guess being an ancient means I get to live longer.

Yes, I think if you make it through you fifties your chances are better

 

[pensivepoet]

Yes, I think if you make it through you fifties your chances are better

If I make it through the fifties, I don't wanna live any longer.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I admit my roleplay skills are lacking, but isn't the one playing doctor supposed to say that?

You're skating on very thin ice.

 

[Fata Morgana]

If I make it through the fifties, I don't wanna live any longer.

You won't make it to midnight at this rate, sonny.

 

[pensivepoet]

You won't make it to midnight at this rate, sonny.

Pfffft!
So there!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Awwwww shit.

 

[Noor]

If I make it through the fifties, I don't wanna live any longer.

Who knows, you might fall in love, change your life, and/or get a new rewarding obsession and want time to look forward too.

 

[HarryHill]

Who knows, you might fall in love, change your life, and/or get a new rewarding obsession and want time to look forward too.

It's possible

 

[Noor]

It's possible

"Things are happening every day!"
https://youtu.be/w-lEAHwCaS4

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny is hungry

 

[hashtag45]

Strange to find myself in agreement with you, but here we are again. You're absolutely correct.

Progress!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://65.media.tumblr.com/c02ddb5ea51f9e63b73b0a6a2fc99e40/tumblr_o7fk4sjyrj1vqjoajo2_400.png

 

[Wings]

*blush*

How are you do, darlin'?

I'm grand, this place could use some more of you.

 

[pensivepoet]

Who knows, you might fall in love, change your life, and/or get a new rewarding obsession and want time to look forward too.

Nope
I won't let it happen
I'd rather die with nothin to lose.
I'm practical.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13226750_808539079376_8366806530411778123_n.jpg?oh=8d2467db6892730af35c78c2fc0f4b37&oe=579C4623

 

[butters]

Nope
I won't let it happen
I'd rather die with nothin to lose.
I'm practical.

you don't get to choose

 

[butters]

It's possible

 

[ryan8558]

Some people are just a waste of air!

(not directed at anyone on this board)