Am I the heaviest smoker on here?

[Jackoffking]

At like 85 a day man? Ive cut down from 120 but think I beat you guys still

 

[yossi]

I haven't ever smoked an entire cigarette.

 

[yossi]

I do, however, enjoy smoking from a hookah on occasion.

 

[Que]

I do, however, enjoy smoking from a hookah on occasion.

Also, hookah is fun to say.

 

[Bidin~Time]

You must make a bundle at whatever you work at, Jack, because I figure you spend in excess of $9K per yr for cigs

Would exclaiming Holy Smoke, be a bad pun?

 

[Noor]

I have never smoked anything, but that sounds pretty bad.

Your clothes must reek.

 

[Jackoffking]

I have never smoked anything, but that sounds pretty bad.

Your clothes must reek.

Never noticed man. Listen Im one healthy mother fucker. Never like put on weight and always have a hard cock. Get my smokes cheap man fuck tax

 

[pink]

I use to smoke occasionally, socially, but I promised my daughter I wouldn't smoke anymore.

 

[thør]

I'm currently smoking two short rib plates over oak. About 10 pounds, prior to cooking.

 

[pensivepoet]

Back when I fished in Alaska, the guy who owned the boat smoked 8 packs a day and only God knows how much coffee he drank.
He only slept in the winter. Never ever slept in the summer.
What a son of a bitch to work for!
Before he bought a boat, he had been a state trooper for 19 yrs.
He was fired after he got drunk and shot out every streetlight in a town.
I don't miss him, but he paid well.

 

[pensivepoet]

Well, Jack, c'mon down to the Texas Rose in Wilmer.
I'm gonna be drinkin beer and smokin all afternoon.

 

[Jackoffking]

Well, Jack, c'mon down to the Texas Rose in Wilmer.
I'm gonna be drinkin beer and smokin all afternoon.

Yeah lets do it man

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

At like 85 a day man? Ive cut down from 120 but think I beat you guys still

You don't say how much you weigh so we can't determine if you are the heaviest smoker here. Some people may be smokers who are real fat bastards.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

My wife and I came from families of heavy smokers. Her six year old brother smoked and so did the rest of her family. Her dad died at 54 because of smoking,

For six years at my first job I worked for Alfred E Nueman. Remember him from MAD Magazine? Honest that was his name. Al always had a cigarette in his hand and one ready in the ash tray. We worked together in a tiny office filled with smoke. Fuck Al Neuman. He died from smoking.

Still my wife and I have never taken a puff on a cigarette.
We've breathed too much smoke, seen family members with everything in the house brown, smelled them and their clothes, and watched them die. We don't need that.
I was so happy when the factory I worked banned smoking in the cafeteria. Those bastards blew smoke in my face and said they had the right. Most died from smoking. Fuck 'em.

If I want smoke in my lungs I'll burn leaves or weld in the garage.
I never could figure out how anyone can smoke and eat at the same time. Apparently everything tastes like it's been grilled.

 

[Jackoffking]

My wife and I came from families of heavy smokers. Her six year old brother smoked and so did the rest of her family. Her dad died at 54 because of smoking,

For six years at my first job I worked for Alfred E Nueman. Remember him from MAD Magazine? Honest that was his name. Al always had a cigarette in his hand and one ready in the ash tray. We worked together in a tiny office filled with smoke. Fuck Al Neuman. He died from smoking.

Still my wife and I have never taken a puff on a cigarette.
We've breathed too much smoke, seen family members with everything in the house brown, smelled them and their clothes, and watched them die. We don't need that.
I was so happy when the factory I worked banned smoking in the cafeteria. Those bastards blew smoke in my face and said they had the right. Most died from smoking. Fuck 'em.

If I want smoke in my lungs I'll burn leaves or weld in the garage.
I never could figure out how anyone can smoke and eat at the same time. Apparently everything tastes like it's been grilled.

There aint no proof smoking killed them man. Could be coincidence. Like propaganda it kills anyone. How do they know man?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

There aint no proof smoking killed them man. Could be coincidence. Like propaganda it kills anyone. How do they know man?

Denny-------------------- Sorry. We all have our bad habits. Smoking rules is just one thing the government finally got right. We non-smokers do have a right to clean air.
Some smokers live to be 100. Others die at 25. Who knows why? It just makes common sense it's not good on our lungs.

 

[Frank1540]

At like 85 a day man? Ive cut down from 120 but think I beat you guys still

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When I was a reporter (before the earth cooled) I went through 3 packs a day. Finally quit ... smoked my last cigarette in 1987. I still miss a good smoke!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I use to smoke occasionally, socially, but I promised my daughter I wouldn't smoke anymore.

You have a daughter? I don't think anyone here knew that.

 

[pink]

You have a daughter? I don't think anyone here knew that.

I do. She's 22 and is a drug and alcohol counselor. i mention Jennifer here, she's pretty great. She is the best thing that ever happened to me. She is going for her Masters Degree in Social Work.