Her Tips Are Too Big

[pensivepoet]

Whaddya think of tip jars?
I'm a good tipper and I wanna get credit for em.
I guess you're supposed to stuff the tip in when he/she isn't looking, but then the cheap bastard next to me is gonna get credit.
I don't like tip jars.

 

[hashtag45]

They're now doing tip jars at Hooters?

 

[yossi]

I guess you're supposed to stuff the tip in when he/she isn't looking,

Surprise tips are the best tips. Wait until they bend over to reach for something and really give it to them.

 

[pensivepoet]

I was sure this would be a dead thread with nary a post
But I forgot about you.
Actually, I don't think Hoots does.
I'd think bartenders would do better without jars.
Shame is a great tool.

 

[lovetoread]

Surprise tips are the best tips. Wait until they bend over to reach for something and really give it to them.

Aye, thats the best way.

 

[thør]

Surprise tips are the best tips. Wait until they bend over to reach for something and really give it to them.

You might want to put this piece of leather between your teeth.

 

[pensivepoet]

Surprise tips are the best tips. Wait until they bend over to reach for something and really give it to them.

I tried that and got arrested.
But I do pretend I'm trying to put the tip in the jar when they aren't looking, but I time it just right so they see it.
Am I evil?

 

[yossi]

Aye, thats the best way.

I knew you'd understand.

You might want to put this piece of leather between your teeth.

I have a feeling this tip is going to bowl me over.

 

[thør]

I tried that and got arrested.
But I do pretend I'm trying to put the tip in the jar when they aren't looking, but I time it just right so they see it.
Am I evil?

By "jar" you mean 'anus'.


Have you tried not groping their tits while you're doing this?

 

[thør]

I have a feeling this tip is going to bowl me over.

At least one of us will leave satisfied.

 

[pensivepoet]

By "jar" you mean 'anus'.


Have you tried not groping their tits while you're doing this?

That's why big mirrors are great.
I can see them wince and scrunch up their faces.
Women with crows feet near their eyes have been ass fucked much, I think.
I always try for them first.

 

[thør]

That's why big mirrors are great.
I can see them wince and scrunch up their faces.
Women with crows feet near their eyes have been ass fucked much, I think.
I always try for them first.

Those are the ones who suffer through it but don't enjoy it.

 

[pensivepoet]

Those are the ones who suffer through it but don't enjoy it.

I'm not a brute.
I spit at the very least.

 

[thør]

I'm not a brute.
I spit at the very least.

But the Copenhagen....

 

[pensivepoet]

But the Copenhagen....

That's Johnny.
He can't stand waste.

 

[hashtag45]

That's why big mirrors are great.
I can see them wince and scrunch up their faces.
Women with crows feet near their eyes have been ass fucked much, I think.
I always try for them first.

Niiice…
As a female impersonator, I can't help but pay you in kind:
Ever thought that it might well be because they've been "ass fucked" by dudes with large penises?
Therefore: dude, don't kid yourself, you wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[pensivepoet]

I blame Yossmeister for turning my serious discussion on tipping into yet another gb septic tank for shit house mouses.
Revenge will be exacted in due time.

 

[pensivepoet]

Niiice…
As a female impersonator, I can't help but pay you in kind:
Ever thought that it might well be because they've been "ass fucked" by dudes with large penises?
Therefore: dude, don't kid yourself, you wouldn't stand a chance.

I hate when you and AJ fight on weekends.
This is his family time, Hash.
Be respectful

 

[Lyricalli]

Once again, completely wrong.

 

[butters]

By "jar" you mean 'anus'.


Have you tried not groping their tits while you're doing this?

you expect us to swallow that?

Once again, completely wrong.

it's like the 11th commandment

 

[Tigersman]

When I go somewhere that allows tipping and I plan on putting the meal on my credit card, I always give the waitress/waiter the tip in cash to make sure they get what I intended.

 

[hashtag45]

Once again, completely wrong.

it's like the 11th commandment

Why are you two trying to make this about me Again and ridicule me?
So I was wrong about what?
That I felt that his joke/inuendo was a bit of a head-scratcher & a bit demeaning towards women in general? I'm surprised that you two didn't feel the same way.

I'm certain that he didn't intend it that way and it just came out , and I see that he didn't continue in that line.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I like to leave two pennies when I get shitty service.



This thread has me wanting to leave my two cents worth.

 

[Lyricalli]

:yawn:

 

[Jennifer]

Those are the ones who suffer through it but don't enjoy it.

That's a shame. Ass play is fun.