If womans reproductive tract was in her throat...

[Lancecastor]

...how would our lives be different?

Would you get a friendly fuck after the first date and a blowjob on the third?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Whatever shuts her the fuck up...

 

[Lancecastor]

I was thinking the power of speech would still be assigned to the mouth.

 

[Pookie]

Would nostrils become a thing then? I don't think I'd like someone fingering my nose thinking it'll get them in my esophagus.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I don't like it when they run their mouth during intercourse...



I had a black girlfriend who would do that.

She just couldn't keep it positive.

 

[Lancecastor]

Would nostrils become a thing then? I don't think I'd like someone fingering my nose thinking it'll get them in my esophagus.

No no no.

Uvula is the clit.

 

[Pookie]

No no no.

Uvula is the clit.

That means the nose is the new anal.

We'll have to dress like Muslims too with veils and shit.

 

[Lancecastor]

That means the nose is the new anal.

We'll have to dress like Muslims too with veils and shit.

Enough with the nose, you freak.

If nose were anal, Garnate would be on the cover of Cosmo.

 

[yossi]

I bet head hanging from the edge of the bed would be great for the clitula.

But men's reproductive organs would probably shift too....Face penis?

 

[Pookie]

Being a dick head would be be the new thing.

 

[yossi]

Give me the Pinocchio model, please. "Come on, baby. Lie to me harder. Harder!"

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

He just keeps saying, "I love you?"

 

[ReadyMike]

He just keeps saying, "I love you?"

Now that is funny!

Well done.

 

[yossi]

He just keeps saying, "I love you?"

Ahahaha. Nice.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Now that is funny!

Well done.

Ahahaha. Nice.

di nada

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Yet another Lance thread worth killing time over. Where's my box of Kleenex?

Does that mean Tampex strings would be seen hanging fom a woman's mouth once a month?
What would happen to her pussy?
I suppose over evolution they'd just dry up and disappear much like Lances brain, from lack of use.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She still needs to pee...


:nods:

 

[Lancecastor]

But men's reproductive organs would probably shift too....Face penis?

That's just gross.

In this my thread, only the female reproductive organs move.

And MaxiPads would be more popular than tampons.

Tampons would be cruel.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Maxi pads would come with wax strips for that pesky mustache hair...



A whole week of silence?

HEAVEN!

 

[Lancecastor]

Butters says that people should be allowed to have surgery to make them into whatever they want.

Spousal rights should apply in order to spice up the institution.

(of marriage)

 

[phrodeau]

No no no.

Uvula is the clit.

That was the premise of "Deep Throat".

 

[Lancecastor]

That was the premise of "Deep Throat".

Did Lindsay Lohan ever do the remake?

Or was that Dallas?

 

[ChattyAnnie]

...how would our lives be different?

Would you get a friendly fuck after the first date and a blowjob on the third?

After a first date would he ask... "Can I kiss your pussy goodnight?"

 

[Lancecastor]

After a first date would he ask... "Can I kiss your pussy goodnight?"

Your MOUTH???

http://i0.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nope.jpg?resize=632%2C392

 

[Pookie]

The mouth will never have as many fun nicknames as the cooch. This is why the cooch is the cooch. Intelligent design.