Why does lavender want Lancecastor's cock?

[SeaTide]

I mean really

 

[seXieleXie]

that's a specious arguement, since you can't separate genetics from environment.

 

[Problem Child]

Also one of the most transparent first posts ever.

 

[bknight2602]

Welcome to Lit, may all your wishes come true. Post a lot and let people get to know you.

This is a rhetorical question?

 

[SeaTide]

heredity? Perhaps, but it wasn't my vote

 

[Lancecastor]

I was hoping to trade with her actually....you should see it...it's fucking huge.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Doesn't......everyone???

 

[Freya]

I was hoping to trade with her actually....you should see it...it's fucking huge.

Yours or hers?

 

[Lancecastor]

If you Google "lancecastor's cock", this is the first of many, many discussions started by others on the GB.

And though nobody cares, trust me, having a very , very large penis is hard.

 

[silver gurl]

If you Google "lancecastor's cock", this is the first of many, many discussions started by others on the GB.

And though nobody cares, trust me, having a very , very large penis is hard.

I cannot believe you just bumped this thread. Feeling a little inadequate?

 

[Lancecastor]

I cannot believe you just bumped this thread. Feeling a little inadequate?

You're not my first rodeo clown, liar.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Wow!

This is been a hot topic going on 14 years.

I hope people respect his penis. It's not a very big penis. It's a very, very big penis.

Some of you can be very disrespectful.

 

[Aphro]

Lance's ginormous cock aside, who is lavender?

And Minkey Boodle - WTF is that AV? A massive clit or a teeny peeny?

 

[lovetoread]

lavender was one of the original members of the clique. if she was still around there'd be no hashtag here

and a giant clit

 

[Lancecastor]

lavender was one of my all-time favorite gb grrls.

Her man, mouse, also posted here.

She and i had a thing; she sent me pics, he found out, they fought, she had herself frogged ( second in gb history, bratcat was first) and left as part of the deal to save their relationship.

I have her tits here somewhere...(rustles through stacks of 8x10 glossies, mumbling girls names)....

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

lavender was one of the original members of the clique. if she was still around there'd be no hashtag here

and a giant clit

Denny----------------------- I love Lavender already. Now all we need to finger out is how to get rid of trashtag and lancetag.

Another Lance thread is mindboggling.

 

[Disgustipated]

I cannot believe you just bumped this thread. Feeling a little inadequate?

Why not? He's the one who started it

 

[Lancecastor]

I don't use alts, thats for people like you, luk disgusting or whatever you are this hour.

 

[pink]

Wow, this is way before my time.

 

[Disgustipated]

Lance is entirely too dumb to know the difference between alts and new user names. No surprise there.

 

[Lancecastor]

Wow, this is way before my time.

People say I'm mean?.... This is the buena vista social club compared to back then.

The people you want to be careful about are the ones who signed up before me.

I was the nice one.

 

[Passionnee]

People say I'm mean?.... This is the buena vista social club compared to back then.

The people you want to be careful about are the ones who signed up before me.

I was the nice one.

Sorry Lance but I was the nice one.

 

[Lancecastor]

Sorry Lance but I was the nice one.

Okay, so maybe one exception.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

So this has been going on since 2000?

No wonder Lavender wants Lance's cock.

 

[Lancecastor]

There are people here referencing slap fights they had fifteen years ago.

Most of them work in veal pens... You know, inbound sales bullpen types.