Pookie
Chop!! Chop!!
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Ever since his last banning, he can't keep a train of thought past about ten words.
Hey Lance
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Ever since his last banning, he can't keep a train of thought past about ten words.
Disgustipated
LAWLZ
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That's just another way of telling his tell. It's a lame gimmick and he plays the part of victim/contrarian like a chump.
GuiltyPleasure
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Now this is just getting silly. 
pensivepoet
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You're the one who told me to skip ahead!
And I was just as disappointed with 14 as I was with the first 8.
If SG ever tells me the sky is falling, I'm not even gonna open an Umbrella.
You tricked me, Pookster
Chop! Chop!
Lancecastor
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They're called squats for a reason!
Lord Pmann
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Beware or he shall come back and call you a groveler or one of his other clever retorts. No, nevermind. Just groveler.
I can't for the life of me imagine why someone who claims to be so smart cannot come up with a single clever comeback to one of his many dissenters. He's like a boring, not funny broken record on repeat.
zipman
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I can mail it to you, if you want?
That would be awesome! It probably still works as it wasn't in a damp environment that whole time.
Aphro
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Brollyanna
Doo-wop thou wilt.
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The GB is a dark place right now.
*puts on garlic necklace*
*sharpens stake*
*loads silver bullet*
*puts on garlic necklace*
*sharpens stake*
*loads silver bullet*
Lancecastor
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We used to make fun of his drinking, as you may recall.
But that wore thin. I liked learning he rolls his own cigs.
Orange fingers kinda guy.
Lancecastor
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I defer to your expertise on what it means to be a human butt.
What a waste of a perfectly good deferment!
Lord Pmann
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I didn't know he had a drinking problem. Not surprising, as he seems like a bitter old fuck.
His persona does just scream class. That real "smells like an ashtray" kind of class. But hey, smart rolling your own cigs. Any way to save a couple of cents.
Roll your own cigs. Refine your own coke. Very hipster of him.
Lancecastor
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I didn't mean any of that in a disrespectful way.
His lit character has several degrees and for years he ate foie gras in a Porsche... Which i always thought meant sleeping in his employer's lorry with a can of Alpo.
But he says he is smart, so who knows?
His lit character has several degrees and for years he ate foie gras in a Porsche... Which i always thought meant sleeping in his employer's lorry with a can of Alpo.
But he says he is smart, so who knows?
LIVINRFANTASIES
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Denny---<-----that's me! The male half
Okay Lance. This shit is getting boring. We just bought all of Wal-Marts popcorn and the garbage can is full of what we never ate from yesterday.
It's up to you to spread shit and other worldly crap about yourself. After all who should know better than you.
Goldengurl and her hubby are cruising Boston in a beat up silver PT Cruiser tossing empty beer bottles in the lawns. Her husband is on a leash and gag so can't give out any information about any Lit members.
But first, don't forget to go to my first real thread and tell us what gender you are. No photos of your 14" prick necessary.... or your tight pussy if that's how you're cut.
Okay Lance. This shit is getting boring. We just bought all of Wal-Marts popcorn and the garbage can is full of what we never ate from yesterday.
It's up to you to spread shit and other worldly crap about yourself. After all who should know better than you.
Goldengurl and her hubby are cruising Boston in a beat up silver PT Cruiser tossing empty beer bottles in the lawns. Her husband is on a leash and gag so can't give out any information about any Lit members.
But first, don't forget to go to my first real thread and tell us what gender you are. No photos of your 14" prick necessary.... or your tight pussy if that's how you're cut.
Lord Pmann
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He did mention one time having two completely useless college degrees. So yeah. Smart. As. Fuck.
He does seem to be putting them to good use though.
LIVINRFANTASIES
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Denny---<-----that's me! The male half
Denny-------- Remember Obama has degrees too. Look where he is now.
hashtag45
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Why not?
Judging from Lance's and the GB conservatives' attitudes, theirs are definitely bigger than those of the progressive male twats who post here. (I might need to use my magnifying glass for the latter.)
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Lancecastor
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Hey, i used to get stuck configuring Cisco gear when my techies would get all gooned up at trade shows...becoming a certified nursing assistant to the help desk is important work!
No seriously, i hope he gets a job and a visa and citizenship.
One day, he and butters will marry in georgia and buy a nice little house with harry and ltr's liquidated assets.
No seriously, i hope he gets a job and a visa and citizenship.
One day, he and butters will marry in georgia and buy a nice little house with harry and ltr's liquidated assets.
Sean
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Oh, I wouldn't say useless. After all, I've used both of them to humiliate both you and the groveller. It's nice to see you bonding, though. I'm like match.com for losers. Maybe you could get together and make a TV show where you solve crimes? Shorty and the Retard has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
KarenB59
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YOUR (happy?) opinion matters so much to me.
Sean
We'll see.
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LOL, given your obviously devastating character judging talents, I'll be delighted with dislike, tyvm.
Lancecastor
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lovetoread
hello daddy
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Yea your participation on this board has been a lovely one so far, eh?
Sean
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No you didn't, shorty.
lovetoread
hello daddy
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It really is freaky how many couples you have gotten together.
