Hey Lance

[lovecraft68]

I never heard about Osweiler until Peyton go hurt. He is tall and strong but a bit of a loose canon. Not so sure he has what it takes to start in the NFL. I hope he is happy in Houston.

Good news for Houston-and Osweiller is after Hoyer he has to look good.

Kid has a strong arm and has poise, think he can be solid, but man that contract.

 

[evesdream]

Ok if you are going to put Montreal in your location. Use the word correctly please it's Tabarnacle.

Sigh french canadian wannabes.

Ah, no. It's tabernak.

 

[Saint Peter]

Canadians or Canadiens?

I always get those fucked up.

 

[Garnate]

Garnate!!!

Let's do dinner and play with our titties!

Why haven't we already done that a dozen times? I blame you.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny-------<-------that's me!

We're still trying to figure out which Alts are male or females. Do they even know?

Lance seems to be sitting back laughing at this Lance bashing thread turned sour.

Is Lance a good guy?

Is Lance a prick?

Is Lance a he or a she?

Stay tuned for answers to this and more as the tummy regurgitats.

We're making bag ten of our extra buttery popcorn and waiting.

 

[bronzeage]

Canadians or Canadiens?

I always get those fucked up.

One is male and the other is female. I've never been north of Memphis, so I have no idea which is which.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny-------<-------that's me!

One is male and the other is female. I've never been north of Memphis, so I have no idea which is which.

We've been just before the Canadian line. From what I've learned Canadians can't tell the difference either while wearing their winter wear in the igloos.
Speaking of Memphis their BBQ is right up there with N.O. Even Elvis liked it.

 

[evesdream]

Drama llama wandered off - we're probably all better human beings for it.

My honest to god, totally made-up visual impression of Lance, since Silver Gurl has been no help at all

Lance is a big guy, either tall or broad - big enough to manage a big bike. He likes to wear leather tops and bottoms at any given opportunity. I don't picture him as balding - he has dark hair, cut short. I'm going to give him some credit and assume there are no ponytails or mullets involved. No jewellery. Facial hair, short, but it's that thing with the connecting moustache and beard.

I think he probably has farm hands, not particularly elegant ones. Any accent he might have had growing up has been scrubbed out and is Toronto flat. He's bilingual.

Quick wit, sarcasm and sense of the absurd makes me think he was probably an underdog of some sort in his earlier years. Not sure what to make of his mean streak. Quit smoking, but still appreciates a hard drink.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'll get my chum bucket.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_muco37r09f1s2wio8o1_500_zpsppj3pamz.gif

I've got my cum bucket. Needs to be emptied out though.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Garnate!!

 

[evesdream]

Why haven't we already done that a dozen times? I blame you.

What does Saint Peter have to do to make sure you never leave us again?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

This thread has failed to deliver to a LJ degree. Sad.....

Do me next eve!!!!

 

[Darbhinder]

And stupid me thought that I had the Emerson disgusting creep -the closetted homosexual who's been stalking me with hateful homophobic slurrs because he desperately wants to fuck my ass-
off my back.

Nobody wants to fuck your ass. Maybe your mother does as payback from when you stuck your cock up her ass while she slept. Your best shot is with the closetted homosexual who stalks people with hateful homophobic slurs aka busybody.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny-------<-------that's me!

Drama llama wandered off - we're probably all better human beings for it.

My honest to god, totally made-up visual impression of Lance, since Silver Gurl has been no help at all

Lance is a big guy, either tall or broad - big enough to manage a big bike. He likes to wear leather tops and bottoms at any given opportunity. I don't picture him as balding - he has dark hair, cut short. I'm going to give him some credit and assume there are no ponytails or mullets involved. No jewellery. Facial hair, short, but it's that thing with the connecting moustache and beard.

I think he probably has farm hands, not particularly elegant ones. Any accent he might have had growing up has been scrubbed out and is Toronto flat. He's bilingual.

Quick wit, sarcasm and sense of the absurd makes me think he was probably an underdog of some sort in his earlier years. Not sure what to make of his mean streak. Quit smoking, but still appreciates a hard drink.

Denny------- Did silvergurl's husband tell you this?

 

[Saint Peter]

What does Saint Peter have to do to make sure you never leave us again?

Can Saint Peter stop the wind? No. There are some things in life that no amount of effort or money or prayer can change.

She is wispy and quickly removed like the panties under the Church Clothes.

 

[Garnate]

Garnate!!

Howdy, stranger!

What does Saint Peter have to do to make sure you never leave us again?

He used to chain girls up in his basement. Obviously he's slacking in that department.
If you ever get bored enough, just set a saucer of sangria out and I'll come runnin'.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why haven't we already done that a dozen times? I blame you.

Well it's about fucking time. Geez.

 

[Garnate]

Well it's about fucking time. Geez.

I freaking emailed you back today. Still waiting for a response, bruh.



Rude.

 

[Passionnee]

Ah, no. It's tabernak.

Nope!

 

[evesdream]

This thread has failed to deliver to a LJ degree. Sad.....

Do me next eve!!!!

You haven't been here as long, so it's harder to build an impression....and I think I might have seen a picture of you so I don't get to run with much creative license.

V.A. you have short blond hair, medium build, maybe 5"7, 5"8. You would wear surfer shorts everywhere if you could get away with it. Hedonistic almost to a fault, you've had to learn how to watch yourself and stay disciplined.
...sorry.....spirits...are leaving..me...

Can Saint Peter stop the wind? No. There are some things in life that no amount of effort or money or prayer can change.

She is wispy and quickly removed like the panties under the Church Clothes.

I'll bring the sangria and saucer - you catch her and bell her.

 

[silver gurl]

Drama llama wandered off - we're probably all better human beings for it.

My honest to god, totally made-up visual impression of Lance, since Silver Gurl has been no help at all

Lance is a big guy, either tall or broad - big enough to manage a big bike. He likes to wear leather tops and bottoms at any given opportunity. I don't picture him as balding - he has dark hair, cut short. I'm going to give him some credit and assume there are no ponytails or mullets involved. No jewellery. Facial hair, short, but it's that thing with the connecting moustache and beard.

I think he probably has farm hands, not particularly elegant ones. Any accent he might have had growing up has been scrubbed out and is Toronto flat. He's bilingual.

Quick wit, sarcasm and sense of the absurd makes me think he was probably an underdog of some sort in his earlier years. Not sure what to make of his mean streak. Quit smoking, but still appreciates a hard drink.

No. Lance is a small man.

 

[silver gurl]

Nope!

Tabarnak. Yes

 

[Passionnee]

We've been just before the Canadian line. From what I've learned Canadians can't tell the difference either while wearing their winter wear in the igloos.
Speaking of Memphis their BBQ is right up there with N.O. Even Elvis liked it.

Why wear winter wear in igloos?! when we can just cuddle up together naked Body heat!

Why do you think canadians are always happy!

 

[Emerson40]

No. Lance is a small man.

Are you talking stature?




Or height?

 

[evesdream]

No. Lance is a small man.

Is that petite and fine boned or stout munchkin?