Mutually satisfying smut fun

[MattWolf]

I'm looking for a linguistically agile woman to help me raise the roof, toss the caber and float my boat. Together we'll tickle our mutual fancies as we lead each other down the garden path. I'm interested in verbal sparring and ambidextrous banter that combines delights in the tortured innuendo, the quasi intellectual and – when appropriate – the downright crude.

I’m looking for a lady who is able to drop both alluring references and well read knickers.

I’m looking for a woman who knows that playing is serious business and that there is nothing more frivolous than business.

I’m looking for a partner in crime wasting, the setting of dares, the exchanging of emails, the building of tension.

Drop me a pm.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Your write funny. You must live in England.
Around here we just say "hey sugartits ya wanna talk dirty."

 

[MattWolf]

Your write funny. You must live in England.
Around here we just say "hey sugartits ya wanna talk dirty."

Does that work? Cos' I'd not be adverse to some dirty talk either.

 

[SLS69]

Your write funny. You must live in England.
Around here we just say "hey sugartits ya wanna talk dirty."

Excellent!

 

[SunDevilGirl]

Why would you toss a caber?

 

[MattWolf]

Why would you toss a caber?

To win the highland games of course.

 

[SunDevilGirl]

To win the highland games of course.

Sounds kinky!

 

[MattWolf]

Sounds kinky!

Lots of long, hard cabers.
Lots of kilts.

Like to look up them?

 

[MattWolf]

all that talk of cabers has made me as hard as one... I'm looking for a woman with a good turn of phrase for skype conversation... pm me