Writers_block
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- Nov 18, 2015
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In the interest of gender equity, I think this site needs more posts criticising the presence of gratuitous vag shots. There are plenty of posts expounding upon dick pics and their lack of sexual appeal.
Well a shot across the bow to some women out there...that close up of your orifice, the one that lets me see all your ingrown pubes and the stubble left from that dime store Brazilian you had three weeks ago...the one where your excessive secretions create a blinding glare when struck by your iPhone flash at close range...it's made even worse when you include your chunky finger festooned with a Lee press-on nail, looking like it's ready to go spelunking in the swampy depths of that mackerel hatchery you've got going on down there.
Seriously ladies. Sometimes it's just best to stay above the equator.
Well a shot across the bow to some women out there...that close up of your orifice, the one that lets me see all your ingrown pubes and the stubble left from that dime store Brazilian you had three weeks ago...the one where your excessive secretions create a blinding glare when struck by your iPhone flash at close range...it's made even worse when you include your chunky finger festooned with a Lee press-on nail, looking like it's ready to go spelunking in the swampy depths of that mackerel hatchery you've got going on down there.
Seriously ladies. Sometimes it's just best to stay above the equator.