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short man syndrome - figures


not all short men have this, and even some tall men exhibit it.

*pats lance on head with mallet*
 
Waxing Gibbons?!??

Ouch! That would take a lot of Nads.
 
Lance, you should be thanking me. Today is your day to shine, wee one! This thread is all about you! You have been searching for this attention for years.
 
Denny-------<-------that's me!

neci said:
i like denny's pics. :eek:
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Denny------------- Thank you very much. We know we are old but far from dead and still have a lot of fun.

We do what we do in public. Not hidden in a bedroom.
 
butters said:
short man syndrome - figures


not all short men have this, and even some tall men exhibit it.

*pats lance on head with mallet*
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And what sort of syndrome might I have, butters?
Since you Blurt gals are insatiable and don't seem to have enough of me and my posts lool.

BIG man syndrome?
 
Denny-------<-------that's me!

silver gurl said:
Seeing that you have been crawling up on everyone's skin lately, I asked my husband about you.
Funny thing, before we were married, my husband met you, in GTA. He knows exactly who and what you are and gave me quite a good description.
Do you remember?
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Denny---------- Actually dear lady it's about you and the secrets you and hubby are hidding. Why did he keep this from you so long? Don't you ever talk while making love or during a meal?

By the way WTF is GTA? Inquiring minds want to know the gory details about your husband and Lance. Describe your husband's descriptions before my internet service turns to rust.
 
silver gurl said:
Lance, you should be thanking me. Today is your day to shine, wee one! This thread is all about you! You have been searching for this attention for years.
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So you're confirming your first post was a lie; roger that.
 
LIVINRFANTASIES said:
Denny---------- Actually dear lady it's about you and the secrets you and hubby are hidding. Why did he keep this from you so long? Don't you ever talk while making love or during a meal?

By the way WTF is GTA? Inquiring minds want to know the gory details about your husband and Lance. Describe your husband's descriptions before my internet service turns to rust.
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It stands for the Greater Toronto Area. Which is a pretty big area, encompassing a lot of real estate. So I suspect what SG really meant was Toronto, the actual city.
 
This is worse than Al Capone's vault. SilverGirl is the Geraldo of Lit.

I was promised drama and somehow this turned into lameness. I want some dirt please. You proposed dirt and you gave me a walnut. Fuuuuuuuck this. Spill it.

And somehow the Crypt Keeper made this a place to post pics. You two are like the picture rapists. For fuck's sake. Just go one thread without posting tits. I never thought I would say that. You're like Mike Yates posting about that Heather Hoffman girl. Or wings posting about being married. You just can't help yourself. Dammit.
 
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Lord Pmann said:
This is worse than Al Capone's vault. SilverGirl is the Geraldo of Lit.

I was promised drama and somehow this turned into lameness. I want some dirt please. You proposed dirt and you gave me a walnut. Fuuuuuuuck this. Spill it.
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She was just kidding around! As a favor for me!

Fucking Montreal retard.

Laurel should just close the GB now. Playground II.
 
Lord Pmann said:
This is worse than Al Capone's vault. SilverGirl is the Geraldo of Lit.

I was promised drama and somehow this turned into lameness. I want some dirt please. You proposed dirt and you gave me a walnut. Fuuuuuuuck this. Spill it.

And somehow the Crypt Keeper made this a place to post pics. You two are like the picture rapists. For fuck's sake. Just go one thread without posting tits. I never thought I would say that. You're like Mike Yates posting about that Heather Hoffman girl. Or wings posting about being married. You just can't help yourself. Dammit.
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I love you. :kiss:
 
Lord Pmann said:
This is worse than Al Capone's vault. SilverGirl is the Geraldo of Lit.

I was promised drama and somehow this turned into lameness. I want some dirt please. You proposed dirt and you gave me a walnut. Fuuuuuuuck this. Spill it.

And somehow the Crypt Keeper made this a place to post pics. You two are like the picture rapists. For fuck's sake. Just go one thread without posting tits. I never thought I would say that. You're like Mike Yates posting about that Heather Hoffman girl. Or wings posting about being married. You just can't help yourself. Dammit.
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Seriously?
 
Hahahahaaa

The anticipation of the OP got me through this thread, but where's the goods?
 
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