Cyber-wanker seeks fluff

[geronimo_appleby]

hit me up, bitches.

 

[Kinkenglish]

hit me up, bitches.

One of the best ads... Ever!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

One of the best ads... Ever!

i'm stroking it right now. ooh, baby, wanna see me cum on cam?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

time for a beer and a dip in the pool. you ladies be patient, okay.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01881/SNF3120WALL2-1_1881602a.jpg

 

[janeyl]

hit me up, bitches.

Oh GA...you make my pussy twitch! I'm your number one fan!

 

[basic_desires]

hit me up, bitches.

Ah yes, the master of subtelty is at it again. I am humbled by your approach

 

[_Little_Blonde_]

.................

 

[basic_desires]

Awww, it's just a joke ....

I know that...and.he knows I know. Mr Appleby and I used to have lots of fun together, busting fake threads

So don't worry, its all good ...

 

[janeyl]

Awww, it's just a joke ....

Because that kind of stuff works when it's serious?

 

[vibes]

Because that kind of stuff works when it's serious?

I sometimes wonder that too

 

[Titts4Tatts]

I got yer fluff baby

 

[geronimo_appleby]

hello again, ladies. it's morning and i'm ready for action.

who wants to see me cum on cam. first into the inbox gets the pleasure.

 

[basic_desires]

hello again, ladies. it's morning and i'm ready for action.

who wants to see me cum on cam. first into the inbox gets the pleasure.

Look who's feeling frisky again . Alas, no bites yet

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Look who's feeling frisky again . Alas, no bites yet

my inbox overflows.

there are some kinky bitches out there.

although i suspect a few are actually men!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

i'm strokin' it, grrrlz. come and get some!

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/OldManSlut.jpg

 

[basic_desires]

my inbox overflows.

there are some kinky bitches out there.

although i suspect a few are actually men!

You still hold that special attraction...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You still hold that special attraction...

what can i say?

i'm just so haaaawt.

 

[funluvinaj]

hit me up, bitches.

oh. my. god. give me your skype baby... i have been waiting forever for this day.

Oh GA...you make my pussy twitch! I'm your number one fan!

out of my way bitch... he's mine!!!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

oh. my. god. give me your skype baby... i have been waiting forever for this day.



out of my way bitch... he's mine!!!

now, now - there's plenty for all you hawt girls.

on cam now. stroking it, bay-beeee. ooh, yeah...

 

[L0tus]

i'm strokin' it, grrrlz. come and get some!

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/OldManSlut.jpg

When I thought I forgot about this picture I see it again and die a little more inside. *barfs*

 

[basic_desires]

now, now - there's plenty for all you hawt girls.

on cam now. stroking it, bay-beeee. ooh, yeah...

To be fought over by the Lit courtesans in this way, how do you do it oh Guru...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

To be fought over by the Lit courtesans in this way, how do you do it oh Guru...

Paypal.

 

[Dream_Operator]

Testimonial

At first I skeptical, but since Geronimo Appleby's How to Become the Ultimate Cyber-Wanker comes with a money-back guarantee, I thought What do I have to lose? and bought the ebook.

I couldn't have been happier with the results. Each chapter guides the aspiring wanker using easy to follow step-by-step instructions. The system really does work. I especially recommend Chapter 6: Playas got 2 Play and Chapter 9: Fleshlight's Do's and Dont's

In a few short weeks, using GA's patented system, I was up to my eyeballs in Internet Poon. In fact the response was so overwhelming I had to hire a personal fluffer to keep up with the demand.

Thanks, GA

 

[funluvinaj]

Paypal.

you know that credit i had left on my account? you just go ahead and keep that as a tip sexy.

Total stud.


I need a nap.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

you know that credit i had left on my account? you just go ahead and keep that as a tip sexy.

Total stud.


I need a nap.

*smug*