My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

I know that ads tend to exaggerate a little, but this one is going a little too far!

mature - adjective

1. complete in natural growth or development, as plant and animal forms
   The only things still growing are my hair and my nails. Oh wait, one other part grows from time to time.
2. ripe, as fruit, or fully aged, as cheese or wine.
   I wish I could pick ripe but fully aged is more apropos.
3. fully developed in body or mind, as a person
   One out of two ain't bad! I think this is the crux of your comment.
4. noting or pertaining to an adult who is middle-aged or older (used euphemistically)
   I LOVE a good euphemism! This is NOT a good one!
5. pertaining to or characteristic of full development
   Oh! Maybe this is the crux!?!
6. completed, perfected, or elaborated in full by the mind
   I complete and elaborate quite a few things in my mind! But they're never perfect which is why I "complete and elaborate" on a regular basis.
7. (of an industry, technology, market, etc.) no longer developing or expanding; having little or no potential for further growth or expansion; exhausted or saturated.
   This mostly applies but I have that one part that grows and expands (but it never exhausts ladies ).
8. intended for or restricted to adults, especially by reason of explicit sexual content or the inclusion of violence or obscene language
   Hey! I'm almost never explicitly sexual (at least not where there's proof), I abhor violence (spanking is not violence) and I never use any obscene (fucking) language.
9. Finance. having reached the limit of its time; having become payable or due
   I'm not a money guy but a little bonding every now and then never hurts, right? Or is that binding?

Wow! That ended up WAY longer than I expected. I think I matured...err aged just reading it all.

Snuggling only several nights a week? I would want 7 nights not just several..

Oh you're a tough negotiator! Are you that committed to all your intercourse...I mean interpersonal interactions?

That is the loveliest advert. I hope you find just the right lady to slip in to that space, hon.

Thanks BabyBlue. Hey there's a Personals section on Lit. Maybe I'll post it and see if I get any responses.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

Wow! That ended up WAY longer than I expected. I think I matured...err aged just reading it all.

You sure put in a lot of work to have me not change my mind at all.

 

[HonorableRogue]

You sure put in a lot of work to have me not change my mind at all.

It's always about the journey and sometimes the destination also but never just about the destination. As long as I got the laugh the rest doesn't matter.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

It's always about the journey and sometimes the destination also but never just about the destination. As long as I got the laugh the rest doesn't matter.

Cheers

Oh, you got the laugh. You usually do.

 

[msglendale32A]

Thanks, I think, Ms G. I'll be honest, I'm not sure I understand your reply. I think you're implying I appear naughty enough for a dalliance but not with you (you look but don't touch) but I'm not sure. If that's it then we're good (well I'm MOSTLY good) but if not I ask for enlightenment.

Cheers

P.S. And I may touch but I don't kiss and tell.

I only mean that even when some parts don't show (your rules), you're nude in the pic (naughty), which is never against my rules. Quite the contrary.

 

[talikat]

Awesome is quite a bench mark to live up to...butt I'll try. You're a fan of the male posterior Tali so that gives me a chance.



Was I close?

Cheers

Yes!! This one gives the opposite view of the other so, well done!! Thank you!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

I only mean that even when some parts don't show (your rules), you're nude in the pic (naughty), which is never against my rules. Quite the contrary.

Ah...That makes a LOT more sense Ms G! Just the other day I was commenting how frighteningly comfortable I've become being naked in front of women I've never met. So it looks like my contrary and contrary are in happy agreement.

Yes!! This one gives the opposite view of the other so, well done!! Thank you!!

Your welcome Tali! I did toe to head and head to toe so I just that just leaves a shot from the side? Or maybe a one from above? I'll ruminate on it and see what I can come up with. Of course whatever comes up will still be under me in the photo.

Cheers

 

[Kimleigh]

So about once a week I think "I'm not a bad looking guy" and get the urge to post on Let me see the hot men of Literotica . I find a picture, edit it up and then say nope, it violates the rules. What rules? My rules...

• No face shots
• No dick pics

So the picture ends up in my edited folder never to see the light of day. Until now.

Don't get to excited, it still doesn't violate the rules.

[]

Of course like so many rules there's one set for polite society and another for behind closed doors.

Cheers

So glad you recognized my impoliteness finally!

It's bed time and all I have to snuggle up with is my extra pillow.

Not the snuggle buddy I prefer. I should probably place an ad for a new one.

Snuggle Buddy Wanted. Mature, white male looking for fun lady to share bed with several nights a week. Must like to snuggle (bed is twin XL). Snorers welcome (I sleep like the dead) but BSC need not apply. Please include a photo in prefered sleeping attire with all responses.

Cheers

Preferred sleeping attire is nude? I would assume that is acceptable?

 

[murmurmara]

It's bed time and all I have to snuggle up with is my extra pillow.

Not the snuggle buddy I prefer. I should probably place an ad for a new one.

Snuggle Buddy Wanted. Mature, white male looking for fun lady to share bed with several nights a week. Must like to snuggle (bed is twin XL). Snorers welcome (I sleep like the dead) but BSC need not apply. Please include a photo in prefered sleeping attire with all responses.

Cheers

Hand, shoulders, lips
SWOON

Gawwd, that's a good one [I like your ad, too]
∞∞∞

 

[HonorableRogue]

So glad you recognized my impoliteness finally!

Preferred sleeping attire is nude? I would assume that is acceptable?

Oh I recognized your impoliteness RIGHT away Kim! I think it's one of the reasons we got along so well! Clearly another reason is that we prefer the same sleeping attire. Nude is not only acceptable it's encouraged because there's nothing like skin on skin contact! Except of course skin in skin contact.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Hand, shoulders, lips
SWOON

Gawwd, that's a good one [I like you ad, too]
∞∞∞

You can see my SWOON?!? And I tried so hard to keep it covered! Well you know what they say, "Once you've seen one swoon you want to see a WHOLE BUNCH MORE!"

I'm glad you liked the shot Mara. When it finally went up and I noticed my hand was HUGE I thought it might be up your alley. The picture I mean! I wouldn't ever put my hand (or anything else) up your alley without asking first.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Oh you're a tough negotiator! Are you that committed to all your intercourse...I mean interpersonal interactions?



Only with the right person

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh you're a tough negotiator! Are you that committed to all your intercourse...I mean interpersonal interactions?

Only with the right person

Clearly I need to figure out how to be the right person. If not the right then the left in the menage a trois. Or is that the front and the back? The top and the bottom? No matter, it's all good...I mean bad...I mean naughty.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Clearly I need to figure out how to be the right person. If not the right then the left in the menage a trois. Or is that the front and the back? The top and the bottom? No matter, it's all good...I mean bad...I mean naughty.

Cheers

Well you are all right as well as half left and a bit down the middle...so that makes you the right person

 

[HonorableRogue]

Well you are all right as well as half left and a bit down the middle...so that makes you the right person

Well as long as I'm the right person we're good. I already used my "I mean we're bad...I mean we're naughty" line. Then I thought about saying I'm conservative but not ALL right but who wants to mix politics and sex? Yeah, almost every politician I can think of as well! One word - Intern.

So instead I'll leave a funny...

I have sex daily.
DAMN IT!
I mean dyslexia.​

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Well as long as I'm the right person we're good. I already used my "I mean we're bad...I mean we're naughty" line. Then I thought about saying I'm conservative but not ALL right but who wants to mix politics and sex? Yeah, almost every politician I can think of as well! One word - Intern.

So instead I'll leave a funny...

I have sex daily.
DAMN IT!
I mean dyslexia.​

Cheers

You have sex daily maybe I should get some of that

 

[HonorableRogue]

You have sex daily maybe I should get some of that

Well it's more correct to say that I have sex every day that I suffer from a bout of dyslexia.

Dyslexia aside, you're free to "get as much of that" as you like. There's no queue so you won't have to wait and when the rides over you can line up right at the front again.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Well it's more correct to say that I have sex every day that I suffer from a bout of dyslexia.

Dyslexia aside, you're free to "get as much of that" as you like. There's no queue so you won't have to wait and when the rides over you can line up right at the front again.

Cheers

Yay...I love rides

 

[HonorableRogue]

Yay...I love rides

Me too. I suggest the band that let's your rideas all day over the ticket books. Why? Because you always seem to run out of tickets for the good rides and then you have to settle for something else. The band gives you flexibility and flexibility, figurative and literal, is a very good thing.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Once again cleaning the outside. Nothing known to man can clean the inside (but a few things known to women come pretty close for brief periods ).

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here...

And here.​

B&W or Color? Yes I know the hair looks pretty much the same in both.

Cheers

 

[talikat]

Once again cleaning the outside. Nothing known to man can clean the inside (but a few things known to women come pretty close for brief periods

B&W or Color? Yes I know the hair looks pretty much the same in both.

Cheers

Both are equally charming!

SPANK!

 

[Omegawolfen]

Once again cleaning the outside. Nothing known to man can clean the inside (but a few things known to women come pretty close for brief periods ).

B&W or Color? Yes I know the hair looks pretty much the same in both.

Cheers

I have to agree with Tali, although I do prefer the colour...you look fit and healthy

 

[Lyricalli]

Once again cleaning the outside. Nothing known to man can clean the inside (but a few things known to women come pretty close for brief periods ).

B&W or Color? Yes I know the hair looks pretty much the same in both.

Cheers

I'm going with color on this one. The tonal values aren't that far off from the B&W, and the skin tones add warmth, which works nicely in this photo. And I like the hair better in the color one.


Also: nice ass!

 

[murmurmara]

Once again cleaning the outside. Nothing known to man can clean the inside (but a few things known to women come pretty close for brief periods ).

B&W or Color? Yes I know the hair looks pretty much the same in both.

Cheers

I must register a preference for the B&W here, although I agree with Lyricalli on your hair in the color version. It's almost a glow halo, you devil.

Nice shoulders.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Both are equally charming!

SPANK!

Do you have REALLY big hands Tali or did you only spank one of them? Oh wait they're both me so we're good. Wait...If I was good why did you spank me?

I have to agree with Tali, although I do prefer the colour...you look fit and healthy

Colour? Is that like color? Thanks Omega! Fit but trying for fitter. Healthy but trying to slow the inevitable, gradual slide to unhealtly that comes with aging. Its mostly just a number except on those days my body decides to remind me just how many decades I've racked up.

I'm going with color on this one. The tonal values aren't that far off from the B&W, and the skin tones add warmth, which works nicely in this photo. And I like the hair better in the color one.


Also: nice ass!

So now we're 2 and 1..well technically 3 and 1 since Tali voted for both (she's always struck me as an over participator rather than an abstainer). Thanks for playing Lyric. Then again, you are the resident expert on me in the shower. I'll admit I liked the hair in the color shot as well. It was nice to clearly see some not gray! And even nicer to have you say "Nice ass" rather then "You're such an ass".

I must register a preference for the B&W here, although I agree with Lyricalli on your hair in the color version. It's almost a glow halo, you devil.

Nice shoulders.

Oh...now we're 3 and 2 folks! Full count. Will he walk (also known as getting a base on balls) or strike out? The halo got boring Mara so I cut it in half and sharpened the ends. Some days I'm an anglish devil and other's a devilish angle. Thanks! Sorry that the hands ended up out of frame. I'll see if I can find you a hand shot.

Cheers