Happy Mothers Day!

[Lancecastor]

Every biological woman on the GB has children...HMD, grrrls!

 

[lovecraft68]

Happy Mother's day to all the moms and Milfs here.

 

[lovecraft68]

Mother's Day literotica style

 

[Lancecastor]

Body Shop has a new very sickly floral rose scent....my mom believes she is a distant Royal, so i got her a gift set of the stuff and a box or artisnal wildberry chocolates.

We will take her out for szechuan at 5; her dad sailed to shanghai regularly, so she loves a good spicy plate of chinois.

http://www.punmiris.com/himg/o.38609.jpg

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Happy Mother's Day to all the beautiful women and even those with penises.

 

[Lancecastor]

This must be lovecrafts favorite day of the year...mothers day is christmas for the incest crowd.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You've never wanted to bone a family member, Lance?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Every biological woman on the GB has children...HMD, grrrls!

Thank you!

Happy Mother's Day to all the beautiful women and even those with penises.

Of course we've had penises, how do you think we became mothers?
Thank you!

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[motherfuckerson]

you are absolutely correct my friend

 

[lovecraft68]

This must be lovecrafts favorite day of the year...mothers day is christmas for the incest crowd.

No joke, running a sale as we speak.

 

[Lancecastor]

You've never wanted to bone a family member, Lance?

Filet, yes.

Bone, no.

 

[jezzilee]

Did anyone else hair Norman bates mothers day tips? Funny stuff!

http://https://youtu.be/cvVnkLXRK70

 

[Lancecastor]

I was hoping for something less serial killy from y'all.

 

[lovecraft68]

I was hoping for something less serial killy from y'all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuK0f-Zur9A

 

[jezzilee]

I was hoping for something less serial killy from y'all.

But it is Mothers day!

 

[lovecraft68]

Because I write a lot of taboo stories, it is assumed by that readership I have a thing for my mom.

This is my response to all those comments from a How To I wrote a couple of years ago

First question: Do I write my stories from experience?

No. I know the sexy response is to wax nostalgic on all the adventures I shared with my mom, but in reality, unless 'what the hell is the matter with you?' was mom speak for "Hey baby, hop on." There was no interest on her part. For me? I do admit to wanting to touch my mother inappropriately, but realized matricide is a crime.

 

[1HF]

Happy Mother's Day to all the lit moms out there!

 

[oggbashan]

Happy Mothers Day to American Mothers.

We Brits celebrate Mothers Day on Mothering Sunday in March.

 

[Lancecastor]

Mothering Sunday... Sounds a bit byzantine, eh?

Bizarre rituals?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Because I write a lot of taboo stories, it is assumed by that readership I have a thing for my mom.

This is my response to all those comments from a How To I wrote a couple of years ago

First question: Do I write my stories from experience?

No. I know the sexy response is to wax nostalgic on all the adventures I shared with my mom, but in reality, unless 'what the hell is the matter with you?' was mom speak for "Hey baby, hop on." There was no interest on her part. For me? I do admit to wanting to touch my mother inappropriately, but realized matricide is a crime.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_nwvjynriYZ1trpzv6o1_500_zpszpu83avo.gif

 

[oggbashan]

Mothering Sunday... Sounds a bit byzantine, eh?

Bizarre rituals?

How about Mothering Buns?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothering_Sunday

The other names attributed to this festival include Refreshment Sunday, Pudding Pie Sunday (in Surrey, England), Mid-Lent Sunday. Simnel Sunday and Rose Sunday. Simnel Sunday is named after the practice of baking simnel cakes to celebrate the reuniting of families during the austerity of Lent. Because there is traditionally a relaxation of Lenten vows on this particular Sunday in celebration of the fellowship of family and church, the name Refreshment Sunday is sometimes used, although rarely today.

Rose Sunday is sometimes used as an alternative title for Laetare Sunday, as is witnessed by the purple robes of Lent being replaced in some churches by rose-coloured ones. The 1913 Catholic Encyclopedia asserts that "the Golden Rose, sent by the Popes to Catholic sovereigns, used to be blessed at this time, and for this reason the day was sometimes called 'Dominica de Rosa'."

This Sunday was also once known as the "Sunday of the Five Loaves", from the traditional Gospel reading for the day. Prior to the adoption of the modern "common" lectionaries, the Gospel reading for this Sunday in the Anglican, Roman Catholic, Western-Rite Orthodox, and Old Catholic churches was the story of the feeding of the five thousand (for instance, the Anglican Book of Common Prayer stipulates St John's Gospel 6:5-14).

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Cakes and buns

Simnel cake is a traditional confection associated with both Mothering Sunday and Easter.

Around 1600, when the celebration was only held in England and Scotland, a different kind of pastry was preferred.

In England, "Mothering Buns" or "Mothering Sunday Buns" were made to celebrate. These sweet buns are topped with pink or white icing and the multi-coloured sprinkles known as "hundreds and thousands" in the UK. They are not widely made or served today in the UK but in Australia they are a bakery staple, not related to any particular celebration.

In Northern England and Scotland some preferred "Carlings", pancakes made of steeped peas fried in butter.

 

[warrior queen]

I had an awesome Mothers Day yesterday
Relaxing morning, followed by lunch with my kidlets, and then a relaxed evening.
Although we weren't supposed to do pressies, I ended up with a giant teddy bear and chocolates and flowers.
As my daughter is also a mother, I decided to buy her a gift as well.... gave her her first pair of diamond ear studs.

All in all, a great calm and relaxed day.

 

[lovecraft68]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_nwvjynriYZ1trpzv6o1_500_zpszpu83avo.gif

I left you something in the spider thread

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to Mothers all over the world.

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