My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

TGIF! Clearly I need a break if I almost forgot to post...again. But a little birdie reminded me.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Yeah its bigger than usual...the picture I mean. I've been reading other threads and it seems it's got nothing to do with canoes and ocean motion. Thank God I can take a decent picture or I'd be stuck in a canoe in the ocean (that's the longer version of f--ked and NOT in the good way).

Cheers

 

[Kimleigh]

TGIF! Clearly I need a break if I almost forgot to post...again. But a little birdie reminded me.

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Yeah its bigger than usual...the picture I mean. I've been reading other threads and it seems it's got nothing to do with canoes and ocean motion. Thank God I can take a decent picture or I'd be stuck in a canoe in the ocean (that's the longer version of f--ked and NOT in the good way).

Cheers

Yummy!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Yummy!!

Thanks Kim. It's actual yummy and not bad. Or would you prefer a candy bar?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

One of the many things I love about photography is that it let's you capture a moment of beauty by catching the subject unawares. Distance helps but being distant and shooting in someone's window can get you arrested!

A couple of months ago I took a trip to the zoo and while wandering around I stumbled upon a cougar that took my breath away! Tawny hair. Piercing eyes. Lithe slender form. I managed to get a few shots of her with my camera before she noticed. This was my favorite!

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[Tiamo15]

One of the many things I love about photography is that it let's you capture a moment of beauty by catching the subject unawares. Distance helps but being distant and shooting in someone's window can get you arrested!

A couple of months ago I took a trip to the zoo and while wandering around I stumbled upon a cougar that took my breath away! Tawny hair. Piercing eyes. Lithe slender form. I managed to get a few shots of her with my camera before she noticed. This was my favorite!

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This made me laugh. I was totally expecting something else.

But hey... I'm heading to this same zoo on Monday! CMZ, right?

 

[Lyricalli]

One of the many things I love about photography is that it let's you capture a moment of beauty by catching the subject unawares. Distance helps but being distant and shooting in someone's window can get you arrested!

A couple of months ago I took a trip to the zoo and while wandering around I stumbled upon a cougar that took my breath away! Tawny hair. Piercing eyes. Lithe slender form. I managed to get a few shots of her with my camera before she noticed. This was my favorite!

Cheers

She's beautiful, and you caught her au naturale. Very cheeky of you.

 

[HonorableRogue]

This made me laugh. I was totally expecting something else.

But hey... I'm heading to this same zoo on Monday! CMZ, right?

Then my writing was effective Tiamo. The misdirection was intentional, no surprise to any long time visitors of the Gallery, and laughter is usually the primary goal of my Lit posts and comments (and occasionally my pictures).

Yes it's a shot from the CMZ. I hadn't visited in a few years and the trip was well worth it. The Sky Ride is underwhelming but I imagine it's a nice break if the zoo is busy. Bring your good camera because the place is usually rife with photogenic subjects (animal and human ).

She's beautiful, and you caught her au naturale. Very cheeky of you.

I agree Lyric! She's an exceptional specimen and I didn't have to pay extra to snap her picture without clothes! THAT was a nice change. You more than anyone should know that I specialize in cheeky (you've seen almost as many cheeks as other bits ).

Cheers

 

[murmurmara]

TGIF! Clearly I need a break if I almost forgot to post...again. But a little birdie reminded me.

Yeah its bigger than usual...the picture I mean. I've been reading other threads and it seems it's got nothing to do with canoes and ocean motion. Thank God I can take a decent picture or I'd be stuck in a canoe in the ocean (that's the longer version of f--ked and NOT in the good way).

Cheers

This is just delicious!!!
Your shoulders are so beautiful here.

And I just love your cougar!

 

[HonorableRogue]

This is just delicious!!!
Your shoulders are so beautiful here.

And I just love your cougar!

Thanks Mara! I guess I could have called it Soylent Green instead. I was laying around in bed with my phone and selfie stick and next thing you know...pictures.

If you liked the cougar you should see the other sexy creatures I got shots of during my day at the zoo!

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

So about once a week I think "I'm not a bad looking guy" and get the urge to post on Let me see the hot men of Literotica . I find a picture, edit it up and then say nope, it violates the rules. What rules? My rules...

• No face shots
• No dick pics

So the picture ends up in my edited folder never to see the light of day. Until now.

Don't get to excited, it still doesn't violate the rules.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Of course like so many rules there's one set for polite society and another for behind closed doors.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

So about once a week I think "I'm not a bad looking guy" and get the urge to post on Let me see the hot men of Literotica . I find a picture, edit it up and then say nope, it violates the rules. What rules? My rules...

• No face shots
• No dick pics

So the picture ends up in my edited folder never to see the light of day. Until now.

Don't get to excited, it still doesn't violate the rules.

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Of course like so many rules there's one set for polite society and another for behind closed doors.

Cheers

Dammit..now where did I put that key ......ah ha!! Found it...and thank god I did Sexy as always HR

 

[HonorableRogue]

Dammit..now where did I put that key ......ah ha!! Found it...and thank god I did Sexy as always HR

You left it under the mat? Under one of those fake rocks on the garden? You should probably it some place safe. On chain around your neck or tucked away in your purse or some other nook and cranny. The keys are replaceable if lost but there's recutting fee that involves you across my lap, just sayin'.

Glad you liked what I stashed in the cupboard. Maybe next time I'll add a vanilla milkshake to bring more people.

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

So about once a week I think "I'm not a bad looking guy" and get the urge to post on Let me see the hot men of Literotica . I find a picture, edit it up and then say nope, it violates the rules. What rules? My rules...

• No face shots
• No dick pics

So the picture ends up in my edited folder never to see the light of day. Until now.

Don't get to excited, it still doesn't violate the rules.

[]

Of course like so many rules there's one set for polite society and another for behind closed doors.

Cheers

I love being part of impolite society. Beautiful!

 

[HonorableRogue]

I love being part of impolite society. Beautiful!

Well you're not part yet. Your debutante cotillion for your presentation to impolite society is next week. Make sure you've selected an appropriately inappropriate...I mean impolite dress. I have no doubt you'll be the Belle of the Impolite Ball...or more likely the Imp of the Impolite Ball.

But yeah, sometimes it's good to be bad!

Cheers

 

[msglendale32A]

So about once a week I think "I'm not a bad looking guy" and get the urge to post on Let me see the hot men of Literotica . I find a picture, edit it up and then say nope, it violates the rules. What rules? My rules...

• No face shots
• No dick pics

So the picture ends up in my edited folder never to see the light of day. Until now.

Don't get to excited, it still doesn't violate the rules.

[]

Of course like so many rules there's one set for polite society and another for behind closed doors.

Cheers

Still naughty enough to break someone's rules, I'd bet--just not mine, of course.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Still naughty enough to break someone's rules, I'd bet--just not mine, of course.

Thanks, I think, Ms G. I'll be honest, I'm not sure I understand your reply. I think you're implying I appear naughty enough for a dalliance but not with you (you look but don't touch) but I'm not sure. If that's it then we're good (well I'm MOSTLY good) but if not I ask for enlightenment.

Cheers

P.S. And I may touch but I don't kiss and tell.

 

[Interested_Girl]

So about once a week I think "I'm not a bad looking guy" and get the urge to post on Let me see the hot men of Literotica . I find a picture, edit it up and then say nope, it violates the rules. What rules? My rules...

• No face shots
• No dick pics

So the picture ends up in my edited folder never to see the light of day. Until now.

Don't get to excited, it still doesn't violate the rules.

[]

Of course like so many rules there's one set for polite society and another for behind closed doors.

Cheers

Can you do us all a favor and shed a little more light on this picture?

 

[HonorableRogue]

Can you do us all a favor and shed a little more light on this picture?

No but I'll shed a little more light on it and send it to you directly. Will that work for you IG?

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

No but I'll shed a little more light on it and send it to you directly. Will that work for you IG?

I'm sure she doesn't call herself Interested Girl for no reason, silly.

 

[HonorableRogue]

I'm sure she doesn't call herself Interested Girl for no reason, silly.

Interested Girl? Damn my dyslexia! I've been reading that as Interested Grill! I thought it had to do with barbecuing. Now it makes a LOT more sense. I better get cracking on that re-edit! Thanks Lyric!

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

It's bed time and all I have to snuggle up with is my extra pillow.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Not the snuggle buddy I prefer. I should probably place an ad for a new one.

Snuggle Buddy Wanted. Mature, white male looking for fun lady to share bed with several nights a week. Must like to snuggle (bed is twin XL). Snorers welcome (I sleep like the dead) but BSC need not apply. Please include a photo in preferred sleeping attire with all responses.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

Snuggle Buddy Wanted. Mature, white male looking for fun lady to share bed with several nights a week. Must like to snuggle (bed is twin XL). Snorers welcome (I sleep like the dead) but BSC need not apply. Please include a photo in prefered sleeping attire with all responses.

I know that ads tend to exaggerate a little, but this one is going a little too far!

 

[Omegawolfen]

It's bed time and all I have to snuggle up with is my extra pillow.

Not the snuggle buddy I prefer. I should probably place an ad for a new one.

Snuggle Buddy Wanted. Mature, white male looking for fun lady to share bed with several nights a week. Must like to snuggle (bed is twin XL). Snorers welcome (I sleep like the dead) but BSC need not apply. Please include a photo in prefered sleeping attire with all responses.

Cheers

Snuggling only several nights a week? I would want 7 nights not just several..

 

[Interested_Girl]

Interested Girl? Damn my dyslexia! I've been reading that as Interested Grill! I thought it had to do with barbecuing. Now it makes a LOT more sense. I better get cracking on that re-edit! Thanks Lyric!

Cheers

...And this is where all the problems began. Hopefully this will clarify everything. I don't like you being confused and disoriented.

 

[BabyBlue2005]

It's bed time and all I have to snuggle up with is my extra pillow.

Not the snuggle buddy I prefer. I should probably place an ad for a new one.

Snuggle Buddy Wanted. Mature, white male looking for fun lady to share bed with several nights a week. Must like to snuggle (bed is twin XL). Snorers welcome (I sleep like the dead) but BSC need not apply. Please include a photo in prefered sleeping attire with all responses.

Cheers

That is the loveliest advert. I hope you find just the right lady to slip in to that space, hon.