One Tit Wonders

I thought you meant wonderful ladies with only one tit. When I was just off the farm and a true "greenhorn" I came home late from my job and the roommates had been partying and had already taken the girls to bed.
There was a very chubby chic crashed on my bed and when I woke her up, she said she hoped I would come home and fuck her, she said she thought I was real cute.

I thought, this is my lucky day and took my clothes off and jumped in bed with her. She was on her back and I noticed that her nipple was in the middle of her chest. I looked a bit and could not find another tit. The chic only had one boob , she was a unicorn.

I just could not fuck her, my dick went to wet spaghetti mode, I told her I was a little sick from some bad food, please put her clothes on and let me go to sleep, I would fuck her another time.

When she sat up, her other tit, the one that was hidden under her arm, came into view. It was too late, no boner to bone her with, Oh ,well!
 
For a second I thought you were doing a "Women with breast cancer" thing about still being sexy and a "one tit wonder".

Cant decide if I'm disappointed?
 
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