The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[TwinkleStars]

Bless your heart. I'm just too lazy today

I can make an awesome spaghetti with meatballs that would make you drool for weeks.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

oh, dear

I suppose that my talk of Bismarcks awakened the spirits that were at rest.

 

[lovetoread]

Why does the dollar always be so much lower than the pound?

I lose so much changing dollars to that weird monopoly money.

They have women on some of the bills!

Its just not right.

 

[Que]

I can make an awesome spaghetti with meatballs that would make you drool for weeks.

Ball gag has the same effect.

 

[HarryHill]

Why does the dollar always be so much lower than the pound?

I lose so much changing dollars to that weird monopoly money.

They have women on some of the bills!

Its just not right.

Yeah! and the cashier at the post office looking at ya funny

 

[pollynova]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0fd6882e88632f79e3e41d2a10996173/tumblr_o6mlnvXUCR1rg4xulo1_540.jpg

I need to curl up in the fetal position and cry now.


I had a sort of funny story to tell, but now it's like, why bother?

 

[doctor_insanus]

I need to curl up in the fetal position and cry now.


I had a sort of funny story to tell, but now it's like, why bother?

Awwww. Not you.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

That thread is still going?

 

[Saint Peter]

They all still go until 5k pists.

 

[JinSun]

There's this girl I work with who has been the focus of my late night wringing sessions. She's a thin little thing with long curly blonde hair, and boy is she a looker.

 

[pollynova]

There's this girl I work with who has been the focus of my late night wringing sessions. She's a thin little thing with long curly blonde hair, and boy is she a looker.

Wringing? Oh yeah, look at her go!

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAz/z/YgUAAOSwGotWpX6x/$_1.JPG

 

[Magicscreen2]

I need to curl up in the fetal position and cry now.


I had a sort of funny story to tell, but now it's like, why bother?

We all have to face the existential ennui, Polly.

We just do.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

They all still go until 5k pists.

Oh. Some of them take forever, then.

 

[Aglaopheme]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0fd6882e88632f79e3e41d2a10996173/tumblr_o6mlnvXUCR1rg4xulo1_540.jpg

I don't have a lot of limits, but Dr Seuss is a hard one. Do not fuck with the Dr, doc!

 

[silver gurl]

My garage was open a bit and I almost stepped on a large toad. He appeared pretty lame, so we tucked him in some paper towels and placed in the shrubs. Frost tonight, this weather is screwing everything up.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I don't have a lot of limits, but Dr Seuss is a hard one. Do not fuck with the Dr, doc!

I live to stretch limits.

 

[pollynova]

We all have to face the existential ennui, Polly.

We just do.

I don't know what ennui is, but it sounds awful.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I live to stretch limits.

You've entered dangerous waters. I hope, for your sake, you're well prepared.

 

[Magicscreen2]

I don't know what ennui is, but it sounds awful.

It is.

Though, your sort of funny story might help push it back?

We just don't know.

 

[Aquagal]

Who names their kid Diesel?

 

[JinSun]

Wringing? Oh yeah, look at her go!

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAz/z/YgUAAOSwGotWpX6x/$_1.JPG

Mmmf. More please.

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[crazychemgirl]

is it Friday yet?

 

[pete]

is it Friday yet?

in new zealand, maybe

 

[thør]

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