The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Aquagal]

In the lovely world of corp life, you actually are encouraged to take training courses on how to interact with each other and doing that is exactly what they tell you to do.

I didn't know that. It was annoying to hear from an acquaintance in my home. She wasn't even trying to sell me anything. I wanted to give her the squint, but refrained.

 

[Lancecastor]

In the lovely world of corp life, you actually are encouraged to take training courses on how to interact with each other and doing that is exactly what they tell you to do.

Rule of 3... Use their name 3 times in the interaction. Same as when clising a deal; you ask for the close 3 times. If you don't get agreement after 3 asks, chances are you won't.

All based on Trines. As old as civilization.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's annoying when people say your name repeatedly to put emphasis on their statement.

"Well you know, (pause) Aqua, this is what I've been doing, Aqua. And Aqua, I'd like your thoughts on this, because, (pause) Aqua, blah blah blah..."

Don't be that person.

Oh dear god you work with her too? I did it back at her tenfold today and she didn't even realise. She's making me hate my own name.

 

[Jennifer]

Fuck fate.

 

[Aquagal]

Oh dear god you work with her too? I did it back at her tenfold today and she didn't even realise. She's making me hate my own name.

There's a Litster that would send me occasional odd PMs that would do that too. I'd be all what the fuck, dude. Imagine that in text form. Haha. I think he's gonna now. You'd laugh at who it was.

 

[Fata Morgana]

There's a Litster that would send me occasional odd emails that would do that too. I'd be all what the fuck, dude. Imagine that in text form. Haha. I think he's gonna now. You'd laugh at who it was.

PM me!

 

[Aquagal]

PM me!

This is too good.

Garbage Can.

 

[Fata Morgana]

This is too good.

Garbage Can.

Sometimes I feel like I don't know you anymore.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Or Garby, as he called himself when he was being suave with the ladeeeeeze.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

This is too good.

Garbage Can.

Did he allude to your kegels, too?

 

[Aquagal]

Or Garby, as he called himself when he was being suave with the ladeeeeeze.

He'd say "Aqua" repeatedly, and yes, Aqua because he didn't even know my name. I think he was trying to remind himself on who he was PMing.

Did he allude to your kegels, too?

Say whuuut?

I'm laughing, Zumi, as I'm reading this. They were odd PMs for sure, but I don't remember anything like that.

I had to stop vacuuming to respond. Damn thing is shooting dirt at my feet. I think that means the rolly thing isn't turning.

 

[Aquagal]

Sometimes I feel like I don't know you anymore.

Huh????

 

[doctor_insanus]

Mmm. Tom Hiddleston. Thank you.

I'm going to masturbate to this one later.

Not totally convinced on the ginger yet.

And holy Jeebus! Emerson, I was contemplating a tiny sliver, not a ginormous hand carved ginger butt plug! Gah!

I was kinda counting on Tom to push you over the edge.

That, and my firm but gentle insistence.

I once shoved a packet of Ginger Nuts up my velvet sleeve. They are hardy so remained unbroken. Rich Tea Biscuits would never come out unscathed.

I'd eat your tea biscuits, scathed or otherwise.

 

[Fata Morgana]

He'd say "Aqua" repeatedly, and yes, Aqua because he didn't even know my name. I think he was trying to remind himself on who he was PMing.


Say whuuut?

I'm laughing, Zumi, as I'm reading this. They were odd PMs for sure, but I don't remember anything like that.

I had to stop vacuuming to respond. Damn thing is shooting dirt at my feet. I think that means the rolly thing isn't turning.

I think it means Garby is trying to make contact from beyond the grave, Aqua.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Huh????

PM buddies with Garby, Aqua.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I was kinda counting on Tom to push you over the edge.

That, and my firm but gentle insistence.






I'd eat your tea biscuits, scathed or otherwise.

Good man, Doctor Cuntface.

 

[phantom4533]

Who knew?

 

[Saint Peter]

You fuckers are twisted.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You fuckers are twisted.

Like pretzels or taffy?

 

[Aquagal]

I think it means Garby is trying to make contact from beyond the grave, Aqua.

He's probably dead by now, I think he was about as old as the Crypt Keeper.

PM buddies with Garby, Aqua.

Nooooo! So not PM buddies. They always read like he just inserted a new name into the text. No one else got these? Surely on the PG.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Is Aqua wrestling with her hoover? I imagine her like Selma Kayak with the hoover pipe round her neck like in Dusk Til Dawn.

 

[Saint Peter]

Like pretzels or taffy?

Like Sister.

 

[Fata Morgana]

He's probably dead by now, I think he was about as old as the Crypt Keeper.



Nooooo! So not PM buddies. They always read like he just inserted a new name into the text. No one else got these? Surely on the PG.

Aah here you are. Crypt guy I picture as Davros from Doctor Who. Google him! I never got a PM from Garby. Bastard. I'm going to try and make contact with him now. Getting the hoover out and all the attachments. He'll come through for the one with the coarse brush on the end, I just know it. He'll spell out F.A.T.A. in dust and cat hair.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Like Sister.

I always thought he looked like an aggressive Bette Midler.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Is Aqua wrestling with her hoover? I imagine her like Selma Kayak with the hoover pipe round her neck like in Dusk Til Dawn.

So... who's licking the beer off her feet?

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