The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[butters]

Figging. Ask Butters to explain it.

i went to look it up as it's not something i've heard of before - i was gonna type 'come across' but thought better oof that.
either way - damn, not good. unless you're into that kind of thing, which i'm not. pain and i aren't good friends.

Harry - it's not good, lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

buttery,love

I was referring to the pic that Lancecastor has posted on the blurty thread.
I have identifying moles on my body.
It is conceivable, in my extreme old age, that my moles might become as unsightly.
Fata has mistaken the mole as another 8 legged creepy crawly.

I pictured myself with failing eyesight, in my old age, hitting myself, mistaking my moles for spiders.

If you see someone hitting themselves, in a home for the elderly , it might not be badly prescribed medications, that are at the root of their behaviour.

ah, that makes more sense to me

fungi/mycota. Or as you guys write it, funghi.

I found those past figurative animal kingdom illustrations I was talking about in the mushroom thread, done by artist Wendy Pini (co-creator of the ElfQuest series), but couldn't find any large hi-rez versions. The color in the work is amazing to view. Used to gaze at them constantly as a kid, wanted a good set of pencils or pens or watercolors to emulate the vibrancy.

http://www.elfquest.com/images/pics/LoM/winged_flora.jpg
Flora

http://www.elfquest.com/images/pics/LoM/winged_fauna.jpg
Fauna

http://www.elfquest.com/images/pics/LoM/winged_mycota.jpg
Mycota

Might try to track down some prints, if any exist.

quite beautiful!

 

[Wings]

A poster on BDSM recommended grated ginger in the bath and I asked if it had similar impact and she said no and I sighed a breath of relief.


I meant to try it this weekend ( the bath, Lance) and forgot. I will put it in my diary.

Wings, have you tried using ginger at all?

I use The Ginger all the time, even in my behind but only the man, not the root.

Oh, you mean my in my beauty products?!? I really don't all that often. I have put it grated in a few sugar scrubs but it's so strong.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'm still trying to get brave enough to try the ginger thing...

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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Aphro]

I use The Ginger all the time, even in my behind but only the man, not the root.

Oh, you mean my in my beauty products?!? I really don't all that often. I have put it grated in a few sugar scrubs but it's so strong.

Never had a ginger. Does it burn?

 

[Wings]

.

I didn't mean to ask if you enjoyed figging! I just wondered if you had enjoyed as a bath thing!

Never had a ginger. Does it burn?

Only in the best way possible.

 

[lovetoread]

oh dear gawd, ginger in the bumhole

 

[Jennifer]

I'm having emoji overload.

 

[Aphro]

http://media0.giphy.com/media/1Km2eECkw66l2/giphy.gif

Mmm. Tom Hiddleston. Thank you.

I'm going to masturbate to this one later.

Not totally convinced on the ginger yet.

And holy Jeebus! Emerson, I was contemplating a tiny sliver, not a ginormous hand carved ginger butt plug! Gah!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Emerson40]

...

Not totally convinced on the ginger yet.

And holy Jeebus! Emerson, I was contemplating a tiny sliver, not a ginormous hand carved ginger butt plug! Gah!

Grab a paring knife or veggie peeler and size to scale, for your pleasure.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I once shoved a packet of Ginger Nuts up my velvet sleeve. They are hardy so remained unbroken. Rich Tea Biscuits would never come out unscathed.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Mmm. Tom Hiddleston. Thank you.

I'm going to masturbate to this one later.

https://media.giphy.com/media/EN3PNInwq7VZK/giphy.gif

 

[HarryHill]

i went to look it up as it's not something i've heard of before - i was gonna type 'come across' but thought better oof that.
either way - damn, not good. unless you're into that kind of thing, which i'm not. pain and i aren't good friends.

Harry - it's not good, lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

ah, that makes more sense to me

quite beautiful!

..
Holy hell!

...the depleted ginger can be skinned again and used in baking...

 

[Fata Morgana]

That's a complete lie but now I want Ginger Nuts. In me gob, not me velvet sleeve.

 

[Aphro]

Right. Off to prepare the dinner.

No ginger, or bottoms, will be harmed.

 

[butters]

I once shoved a packet of Ginger Nuts up my velvet sleeve. They are hardy so remained unbroken. Rich Tea Biscuits would never come out unscathed.

i had you figured more for a choccy hobnobs kinda gal, though the crumbs'd be a fucker

lemon puffs?

 

[Fata Morgana]

i had you figured more for a choccy hobnobs kinda gal, though the crumbs'd be a fucker

lemon puffs?

I ate lemon puffs after losing my virginity. True dat.

 

[butters]

..
Holy hell!

quite so

lolol

 

[butters]

I ate lemon puffs after losing my virginity. True dat.

*speechless*

 

[Aquagal]

It's annoying when people say your name repeatedly to put emphasis on their statement.

"Well you know, (pause) Aqua, this is what I've been doing, Aqua. And Aqua, I'd like your thoughts on this, because, (pause) Aqua, blah blah blah..."

Don't be that person.

 

[Lancecastor]

Hey potheads... Someone gave me a sealed jar of medical pot today.

Lable says it has 22% thc... Thats fairly high octane, yes?

Bedrocan.

 

[lovetoread]

It's annoying when people say your name repeatedly to put emphasis on their statement.

"Well you know, (pause) Aqua, this is what I've been doing, Aqua. And Aqua, I'd like your thoughts on this, because, (pause) Aqua, blah blah blah..."

Don't be that person.

In the lovely world of corp life, you actually are encouraged to take training courses on how to interact with each other and doing that is exactly what they tell you to do.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Damnit, I hope you didn't change your mind about continuous fucking. I was looking forward to the many orgasms.