The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Emerson40]

Cheers twat. Just hit my computer screen with a shoe.

Maybe a cup of tea and a cute picture of a puppy in a costume will calm your nerves.




http://45.media.tumblr.com/670fa6eeb830f753f13797461dea995b/tumblr_nvv9c8xzO81r8brruo1_500.gif

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Wings]

I am thinking of unsigning. . I cannot find good ones so much any more.

I have no doubt that I'll get there, I might not make it past a couple months.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Oh, wonderful. :begin sarcasm sequence

I will be hitting myself with a shoe, someday soon.

/end sarcasm sequence

Afer all of this time we had thought that grandma was hitting herself, because her medications were giving her hallucinations.

(At first glance, I mistook it for a tick.)

 

[Emerson40]

A neighbor is very excited that his penis peppers are growing well.

They purchased some seeds online, for Peter Red Peppers, because the peppers looked like penises.

I looked them up. Buggers look like penises.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aDcOwG1Twjk/TUXHYJ5IvgI/AAAAAAAAANA/pZ4MHw9O64o/s1600/peter-pepper.jpg


http://www.hortushobby.it/image/cache/data/olter/PETER-514x514.jpg



I never asked if they were growing orchids.

 

[Aphro]

^^^^

Is it wrong that I wondered if those burn your vagina if inserted?

Em, we need photos of the penis peppers as they grow!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[butters]

Oh, wonderful. :begin sarcasm sequence

I will be hitting myself with a shoe, someday soon.

/end sarcasm sequence

Afer all of this time we had thought that grandma was hitting herself, because her medications were giving her hallucinations.

(At first glance, I mistook it for a tick.)

??

A neighbor is very excited that his penis peppers are growing well.

They purchased some seeds online, for Peter Red Peppers, because the peppers looked like penises.

I looked them up. Buggers look like penises.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aDcOwG1Twjk/TUXHYJ5IvgI/AAAAAAAAANA/pZ4MHw9O64o/s1600/peter-pepper.jpg


http://www.hortushobby.it/image/cache/data/olter/PETER-514x514.jpg



I never asked if they were growing orchids.

nature experiments across the flora and fauna, bacteria and whatever the other stuff was

 

[butters]

^^^^

Is it wrong that I wondered if those burn your vagina if inserted?

Em, we need photos of the penis peppers as they grow!

yes, very very wrong

 

[Aphro]

yes, very very wrong

Okay. I won't ask him to post me one, then.

 

[butters]

Okay. I won't ask him to post me one, then.

you can think what you like, but you may need punishing for it. inserting one of those may be punishment in its own right

 

[Lancecastor]

They should at least trim those hairs.

And lose her 4g lte reception?

 

[Aphro]

you can think what you like, but you may need punishing for it. inserting one of those may be punishment in its own right

I'm still trying to get brave enough to try the ginger thing...

 

[Lancecastor]

Butters is the Encyclopedia Inserticannia.

Most Popular Geeel, East End Annual 2015.

 

[HarryHill]

I'm still trying to get brave enough to try the ginger thing...

What ginger thing?

 

[Emerson40]

^^^^

Is it wrong that I wondered if those burn your vagina if inserted?

Em, we need photos of the penis peppers as they grow!

Wrong? No, they're shaped like little wee peni.

Burn? I suppose that would depend on the hardiness of your vagina.


Apparently they are a hot, sweet pepper. Something along the lines of those pepperoncini peppers you get at Quiznos, as far as heat.


Feel free to PM me and let me know if ever inserted one of those, and if they brought the hawt to your crawtch.

 

[Aphro]

What ginger thing?

Figging. Ask Butters to explain it.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

buttery,love

I was referring to the pic that Lancecastor has posted on the blurty thread.
I have identifying moles on my body.
It is conceivable, in my extreme old age, that my moles might become as unsightly.
Fata has mistaken the mole as another 8 legged creepy crawly.

I pictured myself with failing eyesight, in my old age, hitting myself, mistaking my moles for spiders.

If you see someone hitting themselves, in a home for the elderly , it might not be badly prescribed medications, that are at the root of their behaviour.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

nature experiments across the flora and fauna, bacteria and whatever the other stuff was

fungi/mycota. Or as you guys write it, funghi.

I found those past figurative animal kingdom illustrations I was talking about in the mushroom thread, done by artist Wendy Pini (co-creator of the ElfQuest series), but couldn't find any large hi-rez versions. The color in the work is amazing to view. Used to gaze at them constantly as a kid, wanted a good set of pencils or pens or watercolors to emulate the vibrancy.

http://www.elfquest.com/images/pics/LoM/winged_flora.jpg
Flora

http://www.elfquest.com/images/pics/LoM/winged_fauna.jpg
Fauna

http://www.elfquest.com/images/pics/LoM/winged_mycota.jpg
Mycota

Might try to track down some prints, if any exist.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Lancecastor]

What ginger thing?

Ginger Snapper.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I touched myself, after cutting ginger root.

I would not insert a piece of ginger, in there.

That flesh is tender and vulnerable to damage.

The juice was enough to bring tears to my eyes.

 

[Emerson40]

Figging. Ask Butters to explain it.

That and a Peter Pepper, you're double-vegantration.


http://wildassdude.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/What-is-Figging-insertion-of-carved-ginger-bulb-in-anal-cavity-for-sexual-gratification-play-0003.jpg

 

[Aphro]

A poster on BDSM recommended grated ginger in the bath and I asked if it had similar impact and she said no and I sighed a breath of relief.


I meant to try it this weekend ( the bath, Lance) and forgot. I will put it in my diary.

Wings, have you tried using ginger at all?

What's it supposed to do in your bath? Make you smell like Chinese stir-fry?