The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

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Indeed.

I'm lubed and I'll be gentle.

Do you suffer from dysexia? ;)

i stole several orgasms this morning. it's been a while since i've done that. in-between jobs, i wanked myself silly. french gangbang porn.


I am penciling this in for next Tuesday. My German is much better than my French, but I do recall a certain clip that delivered quite nicely.
 
Margaritas!

Your margarita blurt reminded me of watching this little indie gem in the theaters from back in 2001 when indie flicks were still enjoyable indie flicks before hipsterism, real estate gentrification and smartphone social media ruined everything in our modern age. Peep it if you can. ;)

http://moviesdvdnewreleases.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/07/tt0236474.jpg

http://www.woodstockfilmfestival.com/images/newsletters/Happy-Hour-Poster-1.jpg

Margarita Happy Hour (2001)
 
1966 dr who and the daleks - somehow it was better back when i was a kid. watching it this morning - well, let's just say it's lacking something. *sigh*
 
I'm looking mighty cute today.

But its raining out there so it wont last long.
 
Fata:

Not pictured: the Kaluha option. My filling got too soft so I had to put it in the freezer.

Like Pookie's last boyfriend.

(These are about to be delivered with a Mother's Day order tonight)

Those look more filling than my last boyfriend. *nods*

Which reminds me I need to defrost that old freezer sometime.
 
i stole several orgasms this morning. it's been a while since i've done that. in-between jobs, i wanked myself silly. french gangbang porn.

Good MORNING!:D

I don't steal orgasms. I let them steal me.
 
Davros used to make me pee my pants.
the series was terrifying in the best possible way :)
the films were good (to kid me) but now they piss me off - as too many films of that era do: women rarely get to really act or deliver lines - they're there to scream, fall over, be rescued - or get killed because their red lipstick, hair and clothes mark them out as slutty targets, not women you'd bring home to your parents. :rolleyes:

Yes it's excellent.
disturbing because it makes you wonder just how close it gets to some real life situations. it was tarantino without the humour!
 
why the fuck didn't they listen to wonder woman? telling all those newZ guys the volcano's about to blow and the village needs to be evacuated IMMEDIATELY - do they listen, oh no, not till the damned thing starts erupting... she's wonder woman!
 
bloody hell, i want to slap the teenage girl character - all screamy and whiny and now she's fallen over and hurt her ankle as well. c'mon, writers, you can do better than this can't you? maybe not. it's car crash tv.
 
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