Alaska is Just 15 Minutes from Anchorage

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I've been to Elk Island National Park several times. The bison are huge and so cool to see for this city girl. I'm glad they helped out with the herd in Alaska. Hopefully it keeps working for many more years.
 
I've been to Elk Island National Park several times. The bison are huge and so cool to see for this city girl. I'm glad they helped out with the herd in Alaska. Hopefully it keeps working for many more years.

Until the locals eat them all.
 
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BREAKING NEWS:

In response to a proposal to move the Legislative Office Building to Spenard, an emergency Spenard Community meeting was held last evening. In attendance were bar owners, adult bookstore owners, hookers, strippers, drunken musicians, prospective marijuana store owners and after-hours gambling entrepreneurs.
At the conclusion of the meeting, the group voted unanimously to oppose the relocation of the Legislative Offices to a former bank building in Spenard.
A spokesman said, “We’re concerned that if the Legislature moves to Spenard, it will give our neighborhood a bad name and ruin our reputation.”
 
Stunning photographs it's so on my bucket list to visit some day
 
I saw you....

I know you saw me watching - m4w (Mid town)

Saw you masterbating in your car. You jumped when you notice me watching. Then you saw me stroking while watching you. You finished and blew me a kiss. I would love to see that again. Maybe closer to hear your moans.

Midnight Sun Brewing Company 4/18/16 5:30-7:45 p.m. W4M

You were enjoying a few beers with a friend, and I was doing the same. We stole glances at each other. Our eyes met when I made a trip to the restroom. You have beautiful blue eyes, and you are quite handsome! I was in an awkward situation so I couldn't approach you. I would like to meet you if you are unattached....

I missed you tonight.... (Near the mountains)


The kids and the man are sleeping, my comfy couch with thoughts of you invading my mind. No need for books or videos with the pictures in my head. It was just too good an opportunity let slip by. I sat on the couch imagining the fingers running across my skin were yours. Touching and teasing, slowly making their way down. I tried to stay with that slow pace but I could feel my body tensing as fingers moving faster then faster… Then something entered my vision. My fingers slowed as I fully opened my eyes and let my sight focus..... "Ahhhhhhhh!!!! What the fucking fuck!!! No!!!! Get away!!" I screamed at the spider who dangled before me. I'm safe now in another room, under the covers. Far away from that stupid, playtime ruining, creepy crawly, worst timing ever, spider.
 
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I missed you tonight.... (Near the mountains)


The kids and the man are sleeping, my comfy couch with thoughts of you invading my mind. No need for books or videos with the pictures in my head. It was just too good an opportunity let slip by. I sat on the couch imagining the fingers running across my skin were yours. Touching and teasing, slowly making their way down. I tried to stay with that slow pace but I could feel my body tensing as fingers moving faster then faster… Then something entered my vision. My fingers slowed as I fully opened my eyes and let my sight focus..... "Ahhhhhhhh!!!! What the fucking fuck!!! No!!!! Get away!!" I screamed at the spider who dangled before me. I'm safe now in another room, under the covers. Far away from that stupid, playtime ruining, creepy crawly, worst timing ever, spider.



Jeeeeeeeeeeezzzuuuuzzzzzzzzzz.

Has Fata or Cuntalata or whatever she's calling herself today been in Anchorage recently?

 
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Nice Rack

On April 12, A Bethel resident discovered caribou antlers that had been sitting on his back deck were missing, undoubtedly swiped earlier that afternoon. He was pissed and called Alaska Wildlife Troopers who joined forces with the Statewide Drug Enforcement Unit and the Bethel Police Department to track down the culprit. The next day, the crackerjack team had their suspect in custody, when a 32-year-old woman was arrested for trying to sell said antlers. She also caught a charge of receiving and promoting contraband in a correctional facility, which may explain the involvement of the drug cops.
 
I'm trying to imagine trying to turn my phone on, find the app, and play the "scare the bear away noise" before the bear mauls me. Seems plausible...
 
I'm trying to imagine trying to turn my phone on, find the app, and play the "scare the bear away noise" before the bear mauls me. Seems plausible...

About the same as trying to find your bear spray or fish your magnum handgun from the backpack.
 
BREAKING NEWS:

In response to a proposal to move the Legislative Office Building to Spenard, an emergency Spenard Community meeting was held last evening. In attendance were bar owners, adult bookstore owners, hookers, strippers, drunken musicians, prospective marijuana store owners and after-hours gambling entrepreneurs.
At the conclusion of the meeting, the group voted unanimously to oppose the relocation of the Legislative Offices to a former bank building in Spenard.
A spokesman said, “We’re concerned that if the Legislature moves to Spenard, it will give our neighborhood a bad name and ruin our reputation.”



This cracks me up
 
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