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I've been to Elk Island National Park several times. The bison are huge and so cool to see for this city girl. I'm glad they helped out with the herd in Alaska. Hopefully it keeps working for many more years.
Valley trash?
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I missed you tonight.... (Near the mountains)
The kids and the man are sleeping, my comfy couch with thoughts of you invading my mind. No need for books or videos with the pictures in my head. It was just too good an opportunity let slip by. I sat on the couch imagining the fingers running across my skin were yours. Touching and teasing, slowly making their way down. I tried to stay with that slow pace but I could feel my body tensing as fingers moving faster then faster… Then something entered my vision. My fingers slowed as I fully opened my eyes and let my sight focus..... "Ahhhhhhhh!!!! What the fucking fuck!!! No!!!! Get away!!" I screamed at the spider who dangled before me. I'm safe now in another room, under the covers. Far away from that stupid, playtime ruining, creepy crawly, worst timing ever, spider.
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Is that a real thing?
good lord
I'm trying to imagine trying to turn my phone on, find the app, and play the "scare the bear away noise" before the bear mauls me. Seems plausible...
BREAKING NEWS:
In response to a proposal to move the Legislative Office Building to Spenard, an emergency Spenard Community meeting was held last evening. In attendance were bar owners, adult bookstore owners, hookers, strippers, drunken musicians, prospective marijuana store owners and after-hours gambling entrepreneurs.
At the conclusion of the meeting, the group voted unanimously to oppose the relocation of the Legislative Offices to a former bank building in Spenard.
A spokesman said, “We’re concerned that if the Legislature moves to Spenard, it will give our neighborhood a bad name and ruin our reputation.”
Until the locals eat them all.
Shouldn't be a problem..aren't the Browns in jail now?