The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[butters]

I've attempted to read Red Rising 4 times now. I can't fucking do it.

looks a good premise - is the writing too dry?

 

[JinSun]

looks a good premise - is the writing too dry?

A pet peeve of mine is when authors immediately begin to name drop. In the first couple chapters alone nothings been explained and its gotten to the point where you have to sort of guess what things are. Eventually he explains it, but at that point I'm too annoyed to enjoy it.

I try because I paid money for it

 

[Fata Morgana]

If I'm not lazy later I have something to pm you that will likely melt your innards.

Ooh fabulous!

 

[juttjaw]

Ooh fabulous!

I love you, but I hate that AV!

hi by the way.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I love you, but I hate that AV!

hi by the way.

Aww it's one of my faves.

Hi yourself.

 

[Wings]

I am making cannoli today.

Coupled with it being wax day and it's a sure thing that I'll be abusing myself tonight.

 

[juttjaw]

Aww it's one of my faves.

Hi yourself.

It gives me the Willie's.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It gives me the Willie's.

Think of it as a vadge puckering up for a kiss, rather than a facehugger trying to lay aliens in your throat.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[juttjaw]

I am making cannoli today.

Coupled with it being wax day and it's a sure thing that I'll be abusing myself tonight.

What the hell is wax day?

 

[juttjaw]

Think of it as a vadge puckering up for a kiss, rather than a facehugger trying to lay aliens in your throat.

I won't... Any vadge that does that isn't kissable.

 

[1HF]

If only it did, pointless.

They grow up so quick *sigh*

Also I think it will be a self pamper day. Deep condition my hair, paint my nails and toes. I need it.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'd kiss it.

 

[Jennifer]

If only it did, pointless.

They grow up so quick *sigh*

Also I think it will be a self pamper day. Deep condition my hair, paint my nails and toes. I need it.

I'm doing the same. Self pampering followed by self pleasure.

 

[Wings]

What the hell is wax day?

Brazillian wax and the eyebrows waxed. Also known as Crotch Torture Day. Every 4 weeks!

 

[1HF]

I'm doing the same. Self pampering followed by self pleasure.

Two peas in a pod. Except please wank extra for me since I can't.

 

[Wings]

I'll do it for you too.

I hope you heal well, gorgeous girl.

 

[Jennifer]

Two peas in a pod. Except please wank extra for me since I can't.

I'll do my best. Next week is the painful Brazilian and the lovely pedicure. I'm going to a special club and need to be pretty.

 

[1HF]

Thank you it's been a frustrating healing process.

I once tried giving myself a Brazilian at home. Terrible idea.

 

[1HF]

A special club? have fun.

 

[Fata Morgana]

1Hf thanks for the PM. Now I'm lactating.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

That must have been an amazing PM.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

That must have been an amazing PM.

It was. I'm emotional and full of longing. My tits are rock hard so I'm going to put some newspaper under the stairs.

 

[Aquagal]

I am making cannoli today.

Coupled with it being wax day and it's a sure thing that I'll be abusing myself tonight.

One year I got the metal cone thing for a Christmas present. Didn't have a clue what it was til it was explained it was to make cannolis. There it sits, because I don't have any interest in making it when I've never tasted it. How will I know I made it right?