The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Wings]

The right one or the left one?

Don't be giving my right boob a complex, it's why my aim is so accurate.

Excuse me for trying to find you a Wonder Woman corset. Yeesh!

 

[butters]

aw bless - 2 posts, both his own

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1306072

 

[1HF]

Yay for a super clean couch. No more grubby kid hand prints

 

[butters]

OMG - watching Skyfall, where 007 meets Q in the National Gallery

Q's voice! it's exactly like Des' on here
listen! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Uy9jPxxwI


and the similarities don't end there, either: that actor voiced Paddington Bear in the movie

Paddington!

one marmalade-y coincidence too many, methinks

 

[doctor_insanus]

In a perfect world Phil would be soap.

https://exurbanpedestrian.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/tyler-durton-in-fight-club1.jpg

 

[pointless]

Don't be giving my right boob a complex, it's why my aim is so accurate.

should've held out for power woman. everyone loves a good boob window.

 

[silver gurl]

It is cold and rainy. Will Spring ever arrive? Will my flowers ever blossom?

 

[Noor]

For the rest of the night, instead of the traditional candle, I am using a sparkly battery powered multi-color huge xmas tree type light. It's pretty cool, I think he would like it.

Yikes! I left it on when I left town. Oh well.

 

[Noor]

It all starts with the passport

You get one and the next thing you know you have a ring on your finger and will be shackled to a person for life.

Well you could get unshackled if you needed to but hopefully, you won't have too.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

What the Dickens?

The longer that I am here, the more I am shocked at what I do not know.

*watches a human being morph into something else*

 

[lovetoread]

Well you could get unshackled if you needed to but hopefully, you won't have too.

He knows that there is only one way out of this.

He also knows I dont watch murder porn for the stories.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Ireland in August.

After that, I would love to cross the beaches of Croatia off of my bucket list.

There's so much I want to see in Croatia. Much of my family has been there as we are part Croatian.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Ouch.

 

[Not Normal]

Did you stub your toe, or take a fall?

 

[spacekowboy]

There's something wrong with your nipples.




They aren't in my mouth.

 

[Not Normal]

I had no idea you felt that way

 

[Lancecastor]

There's so much I want to see in Croatia. Much of my family has been there as we are part Croatian.

Nice croats!

 

[spacekowboy]

HA! no, not you.


The redhead in the wife beater, though.....

 

[Not Normal]

HA! no, not you.


The redhead in the wife beater, though.....

Yeah, that makes more sense.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Did you stub your toe, or take a fall?

The Blue's goalie took a slapshot to the straight to his mask. Knocked one of his contacts out on impact.

 

[Not Normal]

The Blue's goalie took a slapshot to the straight to his mask. Knocked one of his contacts out on impact.

That hurts just reading about it.

 

[spacekowboy]

Yeah, that makes more sense.

If you're looking to get rid of your M-100, however arrangements could be made.

 

[Not Normal]

If you're looking to get rid of your M-100, however arrangements could be made.

Its an M3, and only if I get a B3 or C3 someday.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I was messing around with a green screen app, not that you can tell there are clouds behind me.

 

[Lancecastor]

The Blue's goalie took a slapshot to the straight to his mask. Knocked one of his contacts out on impact.

Poor baby; probably has a contact endorsement deal and a case of the bastards in his locker.