The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Aglaopheme]

I've seen some porn compilations in my life. You get a bit jaded, and then...

and then....

Rubber Ducky Porn Compilation

Bonus! Spot the Litster!

Whew! I got a little nervous there for a second.

 

[TwinkleStars]

https://secure.static.tumblr.com/80ccfe019a7ee130f0b54e2c853cde84/11up4ew/fU0n9tm3n/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_filename_640.gif

 

[Aquagal]

I can get behind this.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/11/entertainment/scott-eastwood-fast-furious-feat/index.html

 

[TwinkleStars]

Great. Now I'm horny. Damn!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Whew! I got a little nervous there for a second.

*laughing* you have to admit, the one right after the two minute mark did look more than a little bit like you!

 

[Aglaopheme]

*laughing* you have to admit, the one right after the two minute mark did look more than a little bit like you!

Now I am just going to have watch it again. It's better than this game that's for sure.

 

[Disgustipated]

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*snerk* Good one.

The milk sneaks up, and returns.

Cary Grant's murder weapon had a small lightbulb inside it.
Best way to put a "spotlight" on it.

 

[Noor]

For the rest of the night, instead of the traditional candle, I am using a sparkly battery powered multi-color huge xmas tree type light. It's pretty cool, I think he would like it.

 

[Radiohead]

butt.

and i wasn't kidding. aubrey plaza's cotton candy flavored vagina is what i want, damnit.

if that's too big go with mmmm, butt because... why the fuck not, right? they're equally silly and childish and that works for me.

Who's she? I take it bad porn

 

[Radiohead]

Who's she? I take it bad porn

Funny, just terrible shows.

Hope her vagina IS to your taste.

 

[butters]

 

[Lancecastor]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0e/db/af/0edbaf517b37264171bfd3d6b125c9ac.jpg

 

[hashtag45]

lol ..

 

[Wings]

My coffee cup is empty and I have two cats asleep on my lap.


The dilemma!

 

[RobDownSouth]

My coffee cup is empty and I have two cats asleep on my lap.


The dilemma!

You have a perfectly usable ginger loveslave within shouting distance, no?

 

[phantom4533]

We're gonna take a ride in a yellow submarine.

 

[Wings]

You have a perfectly usable ginger loveslave within shouting distance, no?

He worked late last night so he's still sleeping. Plus I'm on a different level of the house,

The good news is that the cats always forgive me for making them move to appease my caffeine need.

Later they'll poop in my shoes.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[HarryHill]

He worked late last night so he's still sleeping. Plus I'm on a different level of the house,

The good news is that the cats always forgive me for making them move to appease my caffeine need.

Later they'll poop in my shoes.

Fat Freddy had a cat like that
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/FatFreddysCat1.gif

 

[lovetoread]

I want some waffles.

 

[RobDownSouth]

He worked late last night so he's still sleeping. Plus I'm on a different level of the house,

The good news is that the cats always forgive me for making them move to appease my caffeine need.

Later they'll poop in my shoes.

You need one of those little silver bells that the 1%ers use to summon the help.

I broke up a YUUUGE fight between two feral tomcats in my front yard at 2 a.m. earlier this week....the next morning I found a massive pile of cat shit on my welcome mat. I believe war has been declared.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm digging the Claude Shannon retro Google look.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Coffee would be good.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I have often wished the cats or dogs would learn to make a hot drink for me. They don't hesitate to demand i provide for them if i am comfortable, but in the position you are in, pets comfortably nestled in....our wants seem so secondary.

I do think a couple of mine would if they could....i hope so anyway.

I took care of one of the kiddos' cats once. The cat loved sleeping in laps, but G-d help you if you tried to get up...she'd go "full Wolverine" and pop claws to anchor herself to your leg...just enough to let you know the potential for massive blood loss was there.