The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[butters]

They like to walk on your lips.

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[Wings]

Bridal showers are the suck.

 

[hashtag45]

I noticed that Laurel just nuked the thread in which SmootG made some ridiculous or outrageous comments (I still can't decide which one applies) about me.

I do realise that Laurel was primarily motivated by a wish to protect her site, but still:
many thanks to Laurel and to the person who reported that thread.

 

[Saint Peter]

I would like to thank Laurel for banning the poster formerly know as Aella for making untrue and unproven allegations about me and my post history.

I realize that Laurel must clean up the shit from this place every single day. I know it must get tedious banning a poster just to see them return with yet another profile. To then thank Laurel for similarly banning another that engages in the same behavior? What a terrible house guest. It is a tribute to Laurel's patience and love of this site to even keep the bulletin boards open.

Thank you for going the extra mile to keep Literotica free from trash.

 

[Bacigalupo]

What the fuck is this?

Well certainly nothing that will happen to you when you turn off the lights.

No.

Nothing will happen like that at all.

Nothing...

 

[hashtag45]

I would like to thank Laurel for banning the poster formerly know as Aella for making untrue and unproven allegations about me and my post history.

I realize that Laurel must clean up the shit from this place every single day. I know it must get tedious banning a poster just to see them return with yet another profile. To then thank Laurel for similarly banning another that engages in the same behavior? What a terrible house guest. It is a tribute to Laurel's patience and love of this site to even keep the bulletin boards open.

Thank you for going the extra mile tto keep Literotica free from trash..

Wtf SaintPeter? I took you for a lot of things, but Not for someone who bears grudges.

As you know, I made it VERY CLEAR that I accused you of making derrogatory comments about AJ's daughter (something like he bought her from overseas but more crass) TWICE, not more. And that such comments had NOTHING to do with underage sex. Yet Laurel banned me - her decision, her site, I'm not contesting that.
- and only after You stalked me with disgusting innuendoes about my sexuality as "a female impersonator".

Whereas SmootG accused me of intending to rape female posters.

And pardon me if I believe that you are more trash than I am, since you giggled at Sanjeet's xenophobic, homophobic rape-spewing comments, and you attacked Me when I was trying to get rid of Sanjeet.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Well certainly nothing that will happen to you when you turn off the lights.

No.

Nothing will happen like that at all.

Nothing...

BAN THIS TWAT.

 

[Saint Peter]

And pardon me if I believe that you are more trash than I am, since you giggled at Sanjeet's xenophobic, homophobic rape-spewing comments, and you attacked Me when I was trying to get rid of Sanjeet.

Link?

Oh, right. You never back your bullshit up with facts.


Never mind.

 

[Saint Peter]

I want it more than I wanted the red lamps!

 

[hashtag45]

Link?
Oh, right. You never back your bullshit up with facts.
Never mind.

Heh? Two posts in threads started by AJ. Whoever wants to search the archive - yw.

You don't even want to own up to the fact that you made two derrogatory posts? Nice. I'll pass this by AJ when he posts next - he'll laugh his ass off at your hypochritical self-righteoussness.

//////

 

[Saint Peter]

The same AJ that deflected when I asked him if I posted it of not?

Yeah, that chicken shit will be very proud of you.

 

[hashtag45]

The same AJ that deflected when I asked him if I posted it of not?
Yeah, that chicken shit will be very proud of you.

Pardon me if I believe that you're not even fit to wash AJ's feet. (or kiss them, like Pope Francis did with those fellas when he wanted to say "look at me, I'm so kind, I'm kissing immigrant feet. While he lives in a palace and has servants". Us racists had a field day on that. *chuckle*)

Whatever.
You don't have the right to judge AJ, kiddo, since he's three times as accomplished as you will ever be. And not just in politics or his job. He's an autodidact who has other things on his brain, other than sussing out who's "a female impersonator" and who isn't, and similar gems .

 

[Que]

Tedium, infinitum.

 

[hashtag45]

Put me on iggy. I don't care.

 

[pensivepoet]

You two are reminding me of The Honeymooners.
One of these days, Alice...Pow! Bang! Zoom!~right to the moon!

 

[lovetoread]

I would like to thank Laurel for banning the poster formerly know as Aella for making untrue and unproven allegations about me and my post history.

I realize that Laurel must clean up the shit from this place every single day. I know it must get tedious banning a poster just to see them return with yet another profile. To then thank Laurel for similarly banning another that engages in the same behavior? What a terrible house guest. It is a tribute to Laurel's patience and love of this site to even keep the bulletin boards open.

Thank you for going the extra mile to keep Literotica free from trash.

I sniffled, this was beautiful.

You two are reminding me of The Honeymooners.
One of these days, Alice...Pow! Bang! Zoom!~right to the moon!

Except that Alice was a woman and with these two, well, not so much.

 

[Saint Peter]

You two are reminding me of The Honeymooners.
One of these days, Alice...Pow! Bang! Zoom!~right to the moon!

I know.

Sorry.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sold!!!

 

[hashtag45]

I sniffled, this was beautiful.
Except that Alice was a woman and with these two, well, not so much.

Being a passive-aggressive twat again, huh? Or do you have a crush on me?
The fact that this is like the 1.000 post in a similar line surely makes me wonder. Why you're so fixated on me.

 

[Not Normal]

I would like to thank Laurel for banning the poster formerly know as Aella for making untrue and unproven allegations about me and my post history.

I realize that Laurel must clean up the shit from this place every single day. I know it must get tedious banning a poster just to see them return with yet another profile. To then thank Laurel for similarly banning another that engages in the same behavior? What a terrible house guest. It is a tribute to Laurel's patience and love of this site to even keep the bulletin boards open.

Thank you for going the extra mile to keep Literotica free from trash.

+1 I can't imagine the pain in the balls that it is to deal with the fuckwads at this joint.

 

[hashtag45]

+1 I can't imagine the pain in the balls that it is to deal with the fuckwads at this joint.

AJ, Ish, Ann and eyer are educated and intelligent and you progressive lot are stoopid.
Better?
(and btw - this is how I feel/no joke: I hate some of their bigotted views, but I root for the posts that are intelligent and informed).

 

[Jennifer]

AJ, Ish, Ann and eyer are educated and intelligent and you progressive lot are stoopid.
Better?
(and btw - this is how I feel/no joke: I hate some of their bigotted views, but I root for the posts that are intelligent and informed).

Obviously your definition of intelligent differs from, say, 99% of the rest of the posters here.

 

[hashtag45]

Obviously your definition of intelligent differs from, say, 99% of the rest of the Twatterville Clique..

Isn't that a tell-tell, Einstein?

 

[Jennifer]

Isn't that a tell-tell, Einstein?

Hence the use of the word obviously.

 

[pensivepoet]

Dear God please make it stop.
Amen