Feminists building men-hating sex robots to enslave Earth

[RoryN]

Fembot Terror Alert Level: HIGH. I repeat, HIGH.

They are in disguise. They could be anyone - even someone you know.

If you suspect someone of being a man-hating sex robot, please report them here!

 

[LadyVer]

Uh oh. C'est terrible.

 

[Aphro]

Rory! You promised to keep my secret safe!

 

[RoryN]

Rory! You promised to keep my secret safe!

I promised the human woman I fell in love with, wanted to spend the rest of my life with, and open up an Italian restaurant run by Siamese kittens with that I'd keep her secrets safe.

That all changed when I caught you plugging your ass into a USB port. Go to hell!

 

[Aphro]

I promised the human woman I fell in love with, wanted to spend the rest of my life with, and open up an Italian restaurant run by Siamese kittens with that I'd keep her secrets safe.

That all changed when I caught you plugging your ass into a USB port. Go to hell!

Dude! The vibrator was out of batteries! I had to run the goddamn thing on D/C. Where else was I supposed to plug it in?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Rory step away from the Catnip!

 

[Disgustipated]

Mix in a peanut and a Shitzu and you would kill LT's entire lineage.

 

[RoryN]

Dude! The vibrator was out of batteries! I had to run the goddamn thing on D/C. Where else was I supposed to plug it in?

...hrm.

Well, what about all those times I wanted to have sex, and you said "sorry, but I'm tired - my batteries are low"? Huh? The only explanation I can think of is that you're a robot ohhhhhhhhh wait I just thought of a few others never mind don't answer.

 

[Aphro]

...hrm.

Well, what about all those times I wanted to have sex, and you said "sorry, but I'm tired - my batteries are low"? Huh? The only explanation I can think of is that you're a robot ohhhhhhhhh wait I just thought of a few others never mind don't answer.

You should have bought me Duracells. I told you so!

 

[RoryN]

You should have bought me Duracells. I told you so!

I know. Energizers were the wrong call.

You should've been coming, but you just kept going and going...

 

[richard_daily]

Mix in a peanut and a Shitzu and you would kill LT's entire lineage.

*chvckle*