The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Pookie]

Why do you have that look on your face, as you walk closer, as I stand here with my penis on the chicken chopping block?

Chopping blocks are for butchers. I'm a Picasso with an axe. I can do you in any position.

Wait, maybe I'm more like a prostitute .... nah, Picasso.

 

[Pookie]

Did Bertie-Ann get "retired"? <wink wink>

Just curious.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Did Bertie-Ann get "retired"? <wink wink>

Just curious.

Yes but Bert now posts in the style of Drown.

 

[Aphro]

Yes but Bert now posts in the style of Drown.

I know! What the hell is up with that?

 

[Pookie]

Yes but Bert now posts in the style of Drown.

Too bad the idea for an Eyer character was already taken. He would've been good with that.

 

[Aphro]

The other day I found one deeply imbedded in my nether region (and who can blame the lil fucker)
and I got it out sans the head (his)
Now it itches like a mother and public scratching is socially unacceptable (according to the cashier at the bank)
Now my dick will probably fall off.

You were walking around nude in the long grass?

 

[Pookie]

I know! What the hell is up with that?

Is he back to capitalizing the first words in his sentences too? It's like he forgot how when he started the Bertie-Ann Project.

 

[trysail]

A mini-break. I do that from time to time.

If we get yossi back here, all will be well with the world.


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[Pookie]

If we get yossi back here, all will be well with the world.


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And the Kuntbate ... and her little dogs too!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I know! What the hell is up with that?

Nothing a shovel in the face wouldn't put right.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And the Kuntbate ... and her little dogs too!

And girlsmiley!

 

[Pookie]

And girlsmiley!

That cunt too! All would be right with the world. Well, with Lit anyway. Sorta.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[trysail]

And the Kuntbate ... and her little dogs too!

...and...and

dolf


Where the fuck is dolf?



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[Pookie]

sinny, I miss Sinny.

Yes! Sinny! Bring her back!

She and I will always have pin cushion cocks.

 

[smoothg103rd]

And girlsmiley!

Fuck girlsmiley.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Not Normal]

When I was young I used to kind of mock people who drank hot water. I was shocked when I started liking hot water with herbs in it. But this week I made the full transition. I am now a fussy old Bint who says 'no, no....just some hot water please'. Who the hell took my taste buds, my body, my desire for life and gave me the constitution of a hot water drinking old biddy?

That's a thing?

 

[hashtag45]

Seriously. And I don't mean it in a partisan pro- or anti- Ann way.
What the heck happened to Ann? (S)he just started posting all of the sudden. So strange.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fuck girlsmiley.

She's out of your league, maggot dick.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Seriously. And I don't mean it in a partisan pro- or anti- Ann way.
What the heck happened to Ann? (S)he just started posting all of the sudden. So strange.

It's Bert you thick twat.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

You were walking around nude in the long grass?

If I did that a rattlesnake would try to mate with me as my dick would be dragging on the ground.
I was hunting the elusive morels.
And all I got was this lousy tick!

 

[hashtag45]

It's Bert you thick twat.

Bla bla bla . Bert, Ann, the Queen of England - whatever you want.

I asked a serious question. I'm shocked by the sudden disappearance. Does anyone know why that happened?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Bla bla bla . Bert, Ann, the Queen of England - whatever you want.

I asked a serious question. I'm shocked by the sudden disappearance. Does anyone know why that happened?

He was banned. Are you blind?