Dear women of the female variety:

[Wings]

No tucking. How about a side hug?

No good, I'm going to have to climb you like a tree.

 

[Wings]

I was hoping you'd say that.

https://media.giphy.com/media/us8FXd0EtOXXa/giphy.gif

This is adorable! Like you.

You can tell/explain many things to eyeer. But making him understand is a different story.

But my non vagina opinion is you are a bitch. In a good way. I'm sure you would agree.

I am a bitch. Yes.

Historically, the GB "female assholes" have all turned out to be men.

The problem with that is that I've met many people from Lit, slept with a few, in the daylight so no hiding my vagina. Unless you're saying I'm not an actual asshole.

No conflicts, no vag, but I'll take the hug.

But I'm not tucking. Just ignore the man bump. These days it's more for me anyway.

I'll ignore it if you want me to, or I can just hug you tighter.

I've seen you express your opinion on issues at hand, that is far from being an asshole just to be an asshole. You are not an asshole.

May we proceed with the boob jousting now?

En garde!

 

[JohnnySavage]

You once called me JAMESBJOHNSON

 

[Wings]

You once called me JAMESBJOHNSON

I'm sorry I hurt your pussy.

 

[WalksOnWater]

Didn't you once self righteously declare to the board that if there was ever a politics forum you'd leave forever?

No, that was more in a self-marytring vein, like this:

Posting on the Gee Bee has always been a fun distraction for me. It's slowly devolved into a non-fun distraction. So you'll be pleased to know that I'm not going to do it anymore. Best of luck in all you do, and please save your cheers of joy for when I've left the room.

BTW: doesn't "daddy's little girl" self-righteously proclaim her pro-woman stances on this Board, which have included tirades against woman-fat-shaming, and then porks a woman-fat-shaming pig like you, anyway?

 

[Sean]

No, that was more in a self-marytring vein, like this:

You're a liar, a hypocrite and a fraud, Eeyore.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Which makes me look like I have a very long tail...

 

[Wings]

You didn't. He's just tucking.

Hahahha! Well that's certainly nothing JBJ would do, pretty sure he can't find his dick to tuck it anyway.

See, Johnny: you're way better and I do apologize for that slur.

 

[WalksOnWater]

You're a liar, a hypocrite and a fraud, Eeyore.

I most certainly am, and I holy enjoy not being able to deny at all what looks directly back at me from the human nature mirror.

Are you "a liar, a hypocrite and a fraud", seaniepoo?

 

[Jennifer]

Mic drop.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://45.media.tumblr.com/3e0b9f02edaef8e0c0e6362e1876997d/tumblr_nlhzbtf53w1r971nbo1_250.gif

 

[juttjaw]

I live with a ginger.....

That deserves something right??

 

[Sean]

I most certainly am, and I holy enjoy not being able to deny at all what looks directly back at me from the human nature mirror.

Are you "a liar, a hypocrite and a fraud", seaniepoo?

A liar, occasionally. It makes for social lubricant. Not that "social" is a concept you have to deal with too often, I'm guessing.

 

[Lancecastor]

A liar, occasionally. It makes for social lubricant.

Butters never lies. Did you lube her up good?

 

[Aglaopheme]

I most certainly am, and I holy enjoy not being able to deny at all what looks directly back at me from the human nature mirror.

Are you "a liar, a hypocrite and a fraud", seaniepoo?

There is medication for that.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hey! Now that you're here - I've always wondered: do you jack off to porn, then make a thread about abortion? Or do you have to make a certain number of threads/posts about abortion before you're allowed to jack off to porn? What about threads/posts about how women in porn deserve to die? Are they weighted the same as an abortion thread/post, or are they worth more? Can you go jack off to a porn clip/image with one hand, then post about how the women you just jacked off to are worthless whores who deserve to live and die poorly? Is that a one-to-one swap that magically wipes away your sin?

I'm just wondering how someone who claims to be morally opposed to the porn business justifies spending so much time on a site that they believe sponsors sex slavery.

Actually, don't bother answering. I won't read your posts.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/owrUY8O_zpsvk97vqbn.gif

 

[WalksOnWater]

Hey! Now that you're here - I've always wondered: do you jack off to porn, then make a thread about abortion? Or do you have to make a certain number of threads/posts about abortion before you're allowed to jack off to porn? What about threads/posts about how women in porn deserve to die? Are they weighted the same as an abortion thread/post, or are they worth more? Can you go jack off to a porn clip/image with one hand, then post about how the women you just jacked off to are worthless whores who deserve to live and die poorly? Is that a one-to-one swap that magically wipes away your sin?

I'm just wondering how someone who claims to be morally opposed to the porn business justifies spending so much time on a site that they believe sponsors sex slavery.

Actually, don't bother answering. I won't read your posts.

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Wannabe: you've already used your untouchable authority here to pronounce and indict me as a child molester, one who is infatuated with underage sex, and you've purposely allowed a number of posters to do the same...

Do you really fantasize any of your other fabricated because butthurt bullshit means anything else but simply more fodder for your partisan pals to diddle to?

The entire Board has witnessed you expose yourself as a totally partisan moderator, that's no longer even an issue...

Thank you for piling on even more factual evidence.

 

[Sean]

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Wannabe: you've already used your untouchable authority here to pronounce and indict me as a child molester, one who is infatuated with underage sex, and you've purposely allowed a number of posters to do the same...

Do you really fantasize any of your other fabricated because butthurt bullshit means anything else but simply more fodder for your partisan pals to diddle to?

The entire Board has witnessed you expose yourself as a totally partisan moderator, that's no longer even an issue...

Thank you for piling on even more factual evidence.

Reported.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Hey! Now that you're here - I've always wondered: do you jack off to porn, then make a thread about abortion? Or do you have to make a certain number of threads/posts about abortion before you're allowed to jack off to porn? What about threads/posts about how women in porn deserve to die? Are they weighted the same as an abortion thread/post, or are they worth more? Can you go jack off to a porn clip/image with one hand, then post about how the women you just jacked off to are worthless whores who deserve to live and die poorly? Is that a one-to-one swap that magically wipes away your sin?

I'm just wondering how someone who claims to be morally opposed to the porn business justifies spending so much time on a site that they believe sponsors sex slavery.

Actually, don't bother answering. I won't read your posts.

http://i.makeagif.com/media/2-03-2016/3Gz2Uv.gif

http://x3.cdn03.imgwykop.pl/c3201142/comment_Dx3FGElUtLiWD5uq2KTWGquJg3tFkztR.gif

 

[butters]

Do you feel that I am an asshole to you? Have I routinely been an asshole to you?


Would you like to hug it out?

no assholery involved

i'm big on hugs, though

Hey! Now that you're here

{snip}

Actually, don't bother answering. I won't read your posts.

today is a GOOD day to be alive

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/owrUY8O_zpsvk97vqbn.gif

lol

 

[spacekowboy]

Lawlz.



Also, why stop at hugging?

 

[WalksOnWater]

A liar, occasionally. It makes for social lubricant. Not that "social" is a concept you have to deal with too often, I'm guessing.

I do have to admit that of your greatest strengths I've ever observed here, your "guessing" is by far your mightiest.

Fact is, seaniepoo, you're "a liar, a hypocrite, and a fraud" just like every other poster on this Board, just like every other human being who has ever lived.

It's just that you and your ilk need to project who you really are onto others because you're too pussy to keep looking in your mirrors.

Which exactly explains why Wings, after seaniepoo-like trying to indict another poster, had to project away with this thread.

 

[Sean]

I do have to admit that of your greatest strengths I've ever observed here, your "guessing" is by far your mightiest.

Fact is, seaniepoo, you're "a liar, a hypocrite, and a fraud" just like every other poster on this Board, just like every other human being who has ever lived.

It's just that you and your ilk need to project who you really are onto others because you're too pussy to keep looking in your mirrors.

Which exactly explains why Wings, after seaniepoo-like trying to indict another poster, had to project away with this thread.

I think your major problem, or at least one of them, is that you see the entire world through the bitter, twisted, sad lens that is your own life. You and Lance would probably get on well IRL.

 

[WalksOnWater]

Reported.

BTW: speaking of being "a liar, a hypocrite, and a fraud"...

1.

What was that deal between you and buttwipes a year or so ago? Remember: you told her to get get fvcked or something, that you wouldn't lower yourself to keeping a friendship with someone like her for the intolerable stance she took then?

And yet, today, you two are back to being the good old GB pals you were before...

How's that work, wannabe?

2.

...i am never, ever a liar.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=61093515&postcount=131

 

[WalksOnWater]

I think...

"guessing", seaniepoo - stay with your GB strength.