Cumming of age.

[Lancecastor]

In this thead, you will relate your stories of the first time you came in your pants.

You will do so in the first person tense and without breaching Lit's TOS.

I promise to relate my true story in this thread, unless it is vaporized before i do.

Discuss.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Some background: In the 1970s, there used to be a magazine called "Gallery", which featured "Girls Next Door" each month. You could vote via postcard and the next month the winner would get a professional photo shoot.

When I was in the Army, there was a woman in our outfit who rumor had it had been a "Girl Next Door". I worked graveyard shift with her for over a year, never once asked her about it. Just about every other horndog in the outfit did, though. She never talked about it (to my knowledge).

I got my honorable discharge, and the week before Christmas I get a card and a manila mailer from her, labeled "Do Not Open Until Christmas". I open it Christmas morning, it's an old October 1976 edition of Gallery....and there she was, leaving nothing to the imagination. Only time in my life I literally came in my pants.

 

[pensivepoet]

Dang it
I've never cum in my pants.
Another list I didn't make.

 

[Hypoxia]

I can't really discuss it here.

Only that it involved youth, and a bicycle, and a hidden brushy clump of eucalyptus.

It was in the summertime.

 

[Porkwarrior]

In this thead, you will relate your stories of the first time you came in your pants.

You will do so in the first person tense and without breaching Lit's TOS.

I promise to relate my true story in this thread, unless it is vaporized before i do.

Discuss.

This guy really is a fucktard. I've heard stories, almost Lit legend, but not quite, about his douchebaggery.

But tonight, I finally get it.

 

[Lancecastor]

This guy really is a fucktard. I've heard stories, almost Lit legend, but not quite, about his douchebaggery.

But tonight, I finally get it.

And that's when you came in your pants?

 

[Saint Peter]

Never in my pants.

It is not on my bucket list.

 

[Lancecastor]

We were making out in my dad's Galaxie 500, parked in a wooded lane after the dance.

Laura was wearing a skirt, and as my fingers slipped under the edge of her panties she started rubbing my cock through my baby blue narrow wale cords.

There was something about the softness of the fabric and the little noises she was making while i was finger fucking her...bam, i came like a race horse.

 

[Disgustipated]

We were making out in my dad's Galaxie 500, parked in a wooded lane after the dance.

Laura was wearing a skirt, and as my fingers slipped under the edge of her panties she started rubbing my cock through my baby blue narrow wale cords.

There was something about the softness of the fabric and the little noises she was making while i was finger fucking her...bam, i came like a race horse.

The real Lance story;

Dear Penthouse,

My mother took me to prom....

 

[Lancecastor]

And that's when you came in your pants, Luk?

That's a bit twisted, dude.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey, Lance's mother is hot. She makes me cum in my pants.

 

[Lancecastor]

Hey, Lance's mother is hot. She makes me cum in my pants.

http://thelaughbutton.com/site2/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hank-kingsley.jpg

Hey now...

 

[Aphro]

Hey, Lance's mother is hot. She makes me cum in my pants.

Is she still working at Pizza Hut?

 

[Disgustipated]

Hey, Lance's mother is hot. She makes me cum in my pants.

Yeah, she's not bad for a corpse h00r.

 

[Lancecastor]

Is she still working at Pizza Hut?

https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-141842486b7f0ab0f4b1b71e93b01fda?convert_to_webp=true

 

[Aphro]

https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-141842486b7f0ab0f4b1b71e93b01fda?convert_to_webp=true

It's really difficult to give a good BJ when unconscious. All the tongue action is missing.

 

[Lancecastor]

It's really difficult to give a good BJ when unconscious. All the tongue action is missing.

I love it when you take your dentures out though.

 

[Aphro]

I love it when you take your dentures out though.

I have the permanent dental implants now. Sorry!

 

[Lancecastor]

I have the permanent dental implants now. Sorry!

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1315787900887_1401386.png

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

I can't really discuss it here.

Only that it involved youth, and a bicycle, and a hidden brushy clump of eucalyptus.

It was in the summertime.

Denny------------- Pretty much the same only we didn't have eucalyptus in Illinois and hot pants were involved.

 

[Sanjeet]

Denny------------- Pretty much the same only we didn't have eucalyptus in Illinois and hot pants were involved.

Go to the playground you creepy, gross old turd.


Sanjeet

 

[pensivepoet]

We were making out in my dad's Galaxie 500, parked in a wooded lane after the dance.
Well, you can imagine what happened next....

You heard a noise and then found a bloody hook arm hanging from the door handle?

 

[Liar]

I'm a pants off kind of guy.

 

[Mischka]

I don't wear pants.

But this thread topic reminded me of when I used to amuse myself on the subway to work. I practiced dragon's breathing. Slowly, methodically breathe in through the nose and out through parted lips, imagining the exhaled air is a ring of fire that arcs down to your lap, increasing the heat and spreading the warmth. I managed a few mild orgasms that way.

 

[nerfhearder]

Some background: In the 1970s, there used to be a magazine called "Gallery", which featured "Girls Next Door" each month. You could vote via postcard and the next month the winner would get a professional photo shoot.

When I was in the Army, there was a woman in our outfit who rumor had it had been a "Girl Next Door". I worked graveyard shift with her for over a year, never once asked her about it. Just about every other horndog in the outfit did, though. She never talked about it (to my knowledge).

I got my honorable discharge, and the week before Christmas I get a card and a manila mailer from her, labeled "Do Not Open Until Christmas". I open it Christmas morning, it's an old October 1976 edition of Gallery....and there she was, leaving nothing to the imagination. Only time in my life I literally came in my pants.

Used to be one of my favorite magazines just because of the Girls Next Door part. Hadn't thought of it in years. Sort of suprised to see it get mentioned since I don't think it was a really popular mag. Or maybe it was and I didn't know.