The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[hashtag45]

Don't worry about it. I show a bunch of boars demonstrating what you meant and hashthefag HAS to assume dumb stuff in order to feel superior to us.

Yup. Pretty much it.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm sure you yin your yang skillfully.

Not always but I do try.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Not Normal]

If I started a thread where people were asked to not be rude even to people to people they really disliked, would it simply get no traffic?

No, it would be FULL of people being rude to one another.

 

[lovetoread]

I've never seen someone so proud of being so stupid.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Yup. Pretty much it.

No matter what you do, where you go, what you say or think....you'll always be a

http://rs81.pbsrc.com/albums/j221/faevailovecali/Chaoskid2010%20Tumblr%20Junk/Loser.gif~c200

 

[IhateClowns]

Hunting and interviewing for new employment is more taxing than the jobs themselves.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm evil and good. I think it's important to keep them balanced in life.

I'm seeing two things about you that are quite balanced...and I don't think they're evil!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm seeing two things about you that are quite balanced...and I don't think they're evil!

*laughs* Thanks.

 

[Wings]

Who thought it was a good idea to interview me for the news? Idiots, that's who.

 

[gypsyTX]

Hunting and interviewing for new employment is more taxing than the jobs themselves.

Moving?

. Yes, that would be the other likely outcome. .

No chance of an amnesty or Switzerland thread we think then? Hmm.

You never know until you try. Or maybe you do.
Sometimes I hate that I always want to assume the best about people.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Who thought it was a good idea to interview me for the news? Idiots, that's who.

Well it IS "sweeps week" and you had some AWESOME tan lines....

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgpYOc4UkAA3kWw.jpg

Also, in honor of Anzac Day, a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand, all the locations of Bluestone Lane are giving part of their profits on sales of flat whites (Australia's signature coffee drink) to the Bowery Mission...

 

[oggbashan]

Who thought it was a good idea to interview me for the news? Idiots, that's who.

The local radio station has given up on interviewing me. Although I'm always willing to comment on local matters, I never say anything controversial enough to generate outrage in their listeners.

They have chosen to ask the local village idiot (sorry, I mean 'representative of an extreme minor political party') because he will always say something that annoys their listeners.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm guessing if you're a scarecrow come to life, your aim is going to be off a bit.

 

[Wings]

Well it IS "sweeps week" and you had some AWESOME tan lines....

"Let's talk to this crazed-looking big redhead"

Idiots.

 

[IhateClowns]

Moving?



You never know until you try. Or maybe you do.
Sometimes I hate that I always want to assume the best about people.

Possibly. Job market here in OK is brutal right now.

 

[Wings]

I do feel the need to flash some tit though.

 

[pete]

I do feel the need to flash some tit though.

you're early, titty tuesday's not untl tomorrow

sorry

 

[Saint Peter]

Me too.

 

[oggbashan]

...

Also, in honor of Anzac Day, a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand, all the locations of Bluestone Lane are giving part of their profits on sales of flat whites (Australia's signature coffee drink) to the Bowery Mission...

When I was in Australia, probably before many Australian Lit visitors were born, I met several Anzacs who had fought at Gallipoli and on the Western Front. One was my father's friend and after a few beers he would swear about the British Commanders at Gallipoli. He had considerable respect for the Turkish soldiers he had fought despite losing two of his brothers at Gallipoli. He lost two more brothers on the Western Front.

He shouldn't have been there in WW2, but he was on the Kokoda Trail as a civilian when the supply column was attacked by the Japanese. He used a Bren gun to help fight them off. The Australian army didn't know whether to give him a medal or a court martial for being a non-combatant. He claimed that he was wearing his slouch hat so he was 'in uniform' and anyway those Jap buggers didn't give a fuck whether he was a civilian or not.

The Army didn't give him a medal or a court martial but the troops he was fighting with gave him a beer.

They don't make them like that any more.

 

[Adre]

I do feel the need to flash some tit though.

It's not healthy to ignore your feelings.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Me too.

http://www.meriahnichols.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/picard-giggling.jpg

 

[gypsyTX]

Possibly. Job market here in OK is brutal right now.

Just another sign you need to move to Texas.

I do feel the need to flash some tit though.

Please do.

you're early, titty tuesday's not untl tomorrow

sorry

Dude. Seriously?

Me too.

Well go on then. Please.