This am I woke up to a very nervous and contrite husband (of 28 years) who proceeded to inform me that "Something really bad has happened."
Oh sweet fucking jesus.
"Ok," I said, "Are you ill? Is someone dead? Is our daughter dead?" I was desperately trying not to hyperventilate.
"No, nothing like that. There is nothing wrong with Ellie" he was beet red and fidgeting. Walking back and forth and biting at his fingertips.
"Ok, what has happened then." I then realized he was horribly embarrassed and then I kind of knew what was coming next. "Just say it, I won't be upset or angry with you."
"Remember when you said I should get a girlfriend?"
"Yes, I do."
"Well, I went on one of those websites that you can find 'fuck friends' on and signed up. I've been using it to find other women for a couple of years now and one of them has created a Facebook page with my profile on it from the site and titled it 'Mark Cheats.' She sent a link to all my Facebook friends and some of them have clicked on the link. I'm so sorry. She's a psycho. I only fucked her a couple of times and then I told her I didn't want to see her anymore. She went off on me. I don't know what to do."
I would have busted out laughing if he wasn't so embarrassed and upset. I did hide behind my hand and giggle a bit.
"I told you not to put your shit on Facebook."
I am a firm believer in my right to privacy. I don't Facebook, Twitter or use any social media. They are not your friends. People who sit behind a computer screen, such as myself , are only invisible to the rest of the world if we keep our shit off social media sites that are not under our control. That's my take on it.
Anyway, I continued on with the conversation to find out that this is not the first time this woman has been embroiled in controversy due to her behaviour. She, apparently, fucked her church pastor and was outed by the man's daughter. On Facebook. So, she is married, also. And equates fucking with love. Which I know many people do, especially women. However, if you are looking to play around and agree to the rules of the 'game' ahead of time, then decide to fuck up everything in the end because your upset by the rules. Then you shouldn't play.
I let my husband know that he was not in trouble in any way with me. He is a human being and human nature is complicated. I really feel bad that he feels humiliated by the behaviour of this woman. However, like I said, humans can be complicated.
I have told him that if anyone in my family who clicks on the link contacts me, I will just tell them its nothing. A bad joke on someone's part. Just ignore it. I also told him I thought he should do the same. I acknowledged, to him, that yes, we have problems in our relationship. Especially since my mother has moved in with us and we don't have the privacy we used to. Yes, not sleeping together is difficult in trying to maintain an healthy sex life. But, honestly, I can't sleep with him, he snores so badly. Also, I don't work, so my schedule is different from his and I was disturbing his sleep watching tv in bed. That may sound like a poor excuse to some, but we both sleep much better apart. Moreover, I am not looking for justification or sympathy for myself or for him. I think this would make a great erotica story as when I got up from the whole thing with soaking wet panties!
I would like to know, however, how you would handle a psycho who can't play by the rules. My choice is to ignore her. Her intent, apparently, is to want him to suffer. I think he feels humiliated enough. Our daughter, niece, my sister-in-law, brother, sister, my grandfather are all his Facebook friends, whom she has attemtped to contact with the link she made. I also told him he should contact the administrators of the website he used and let them know what she has done and get her banned from it. If she did it to him, she'll do it again. Do people really go on sites like that thinking they'll find someone that will take them away from their current life? Really?
I have to admit, I, myself, have gone on couple sites and I signed up as a couple. The idea of watching or hearing the aftermath of my husband fucking another woman turns me on. I had to quit, though, when my mother moved in. It's kind of hard to have an open relationship with the 'rents in the house. I mean, fuck. I live with a giant dildo in my bed. Handy for when I need it. But, it is a poor substitue for a live cock. And he knows I need that, too. All three holes, no waiting. Should I look for one myself? I am extremely turned on by the idea, but don't know if I would actually go beyond flirting. The idea of disease terrifies me. Oh, yes, he did wear a condom. At least he said he did.
That is the end of my day.
Has this ever happened to you? What would you do, given the circumstances I've laid out. I am tempted, I admit, to take complete advantage of it. Not sure, yet, how much advantage I'll take, though.
Oh sweet fucking jesus.
"Ok," I said, "Are you ill? Is someone dead? Is our daughter dead?" I was desperately trying not to hyperventilate.
"No, nothing like that. There is nothing wrong with Ellie" he was beet red and fidgeting. Walking back and forth and biting at his fingertips.
"Ok, what has happened then." I then realized he was horribly embarrassed and then I kind of knew what was coming next. "Just say it, I won't be upset or angry with you."
"Remember when you said I should get a girlfriend?"
"Yes, I do."
"Well, I went on one of those websites that you can find 'fuck friends' on and signed up. I've been using it to find other women for a couple of years now and one of them has created a Facebook page with my profile on it from the site and titled it 'Mark Cheats.' She sent a link to all my Facebook friends and some of them have clicked on the link. I'm so sorry. She's a psycho. I only fucked her a couple of times and then I told her I didn't want to see her anymore. She went off on me. I don't know what to do."
I would have busted out laughing if he wasn't so embarrassed and upset. I did hide behind my hand and giggle a bit.
"I told you not to put your shit on Facebook."
I am a firm believer in my right to privacy. I don't Facebook, Twitter or use any social media. They are not your friends. People who sit behind a computer screen, such as myself , are only invisible to the rest of the world if we keep our shit off social media sites that are not under our control. That's my take on it.
Anyway, I continued on with the conversation to find out that this is not the first time this woman has been embroiled in controversy due to her behaviour. She, apparently, fucked her church pastor and was outed by the man's daughter. On Facebook. So, she is married, also. And equates fucking with love. Which I know many people do, especially women. However, if you are looking to play around and agree to the rules of the 'game' ahead of time, then decide to fuck up everything in the end because your upset by the rules. Then you shouldn't play.
I let my husband know that he was not in trouble in any way with me. He is a human being and human nature is complicated. I really feel bad that he feels humiliated by the behaviour of this woman. However, like I said, humans can be complicated.
I have told him that if anyone in my family who clicks on the link contacts me, I will just tell them its nothing. A bad joke on someone's part. Just ignore it. I also told him I thought he should do the same. I acknowledged, to him, that yes, we have problems in our relationship. Especially since my mother has moved in with us and we don't have the privacy we used to. Yes, not sleeping together is difficult in trying to maintain an healthy sex life. But, honestly, I can't sleep with him, he snores so badly. Also, I don't work, so my schedule is different from his and I was disturbing his sleep watching tv in bed. That may sound like a poor excuse to some, but we both sleep much better apart. Moreover, I am not looking for justification or sympathy for myself or for him. I think this would make a great erotica story as when I got up from the whole thing with soaking wet panties!
I would like to know, however, how you would handle a psycho who can't play by the rules. My choice is to ignore her. Her intent, apparently, is to want him to suffer. I think he feels humiliated enough. Our daughter, niece, my sister-in-law, brother, sister, my grandfather are all his Facebook friends, whom she has attemtped to contact with the link she made. I also told him he should contact the administrators of the website he used and let them know what she has done and get her banned from it. If she did it to him, she'll do it again. Do people really go on sites like that thinking they'll find someone that will take them away from their current life? Really?
I have to admit, I, myself, have gone on couple sites and I signed up as a couple. The idea of watching or hearing the aftermath of my husband fucking another woman turns me on. I had to quit, though, when my mother moved in. It's kind of hard to have an open relationship with the 'rents in the house. I mean, fuck. I live with a giant dildo in my bed. Handy for when I need it. But, it is a poor substitue for a live cock. And he knows I need that, too. All three holes, no waiting. Should I look for one myself? I am extremely turned on by the idea, but don't know if I would actually go beyond flirting. The idea of disease terrifies me. Oh, yes, he did wear a condom. At least he said he did.
That is the end of my day.
Has this ever happened to you? What would you do, given the circumstances I've laid out. I am tempted, I admit, to take complete advantage of it. Not sure, yet, how much advantage I'll take, though.
