The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[thør]

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Time to make breakfast.

 

[thør]

fun day my ass. fucking detroit can blow me. it's too far away and too fucking weird. a block of condos next to a block of desiccated ruins.

and it's too far away.

my poor, poor ass.

Downtown was really cool, in the summer of '64. At least, it was to a 9 yo kid from Alaska.

Nice to know that will I am out of town someone was busy stealing thousands of dollars worth of my antique Persian silver out of a locked case. Fucking people.

That sucks, bigtime.

 

[lovetoread]

Do you have any pictures of Sean before he met Pookie?

nope, i only have pics of whats left after she got done with him

 

[thør]

nope, i only have pics of whats left after she got done with him

The real question is, why does Rob want photos of Sean?

 

[TwinkleStars]

Time to make breakfast.

Thank you for not having me on ignore.

 

[thør]

Thank you for not having me on ignore.

I don't have anyone on ignore....

 

[Sean]

Time to make breakfast.

Fancy a free range chicken?

 

[thør]

Fancy a free range chicken?

Breakfast has been put on hold for a bit. But, it's going to be chicken sausage hash.

Your chicken would need the pressure cooker.

 

[lovetoread]

The real question is, why does Rob want photos of Sean?

I just assume everybody does.

 

[Sean]

Breakfast has been put on hold for a bit. But, it's going to be chicken sausage hash.

Your chicken would need the pressure cooker.

Fucking thing is yuuuge. It would feed a family of six for a week.

 

[thør]

Fucking thing is yuuuge. It would feed a family of six for a week.

Then the big-ass pressure canner would have to come out of the cabinet in the garage.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The real question is, why does Rob want photos of Sean?

I'm ghostwriting LTR's biography, and my publisher wants a photo of Sean for chapter 18 (tentatively titled "Lancecastor's Meltdown")

 

[butters]

Nice to know that will I am out of town someone was busy stealing thousands of dollars worth of my antique Persian silver out of a locked case. Fucking people.

I'm so pissed. I'm sure a lot of that is because there's absolutely nothing I can do about it from here.

horrible news - did you have the pieces security marked? if the scum aren't melting them down, they might be easily identifiable anyway due to their nature. hope it wasn't anyone you trusted.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'll have a thread in 9 8 7 6 5 ...

 

[lovetoread]

get your genitals under control woman

also, I am having taco bell for dinner

 

[RobDownSouth]

get your genitals under control woman

I've had my genitals beneath controlling women before. They seem to enjoy reverse cowgirl position more than most women. ("They" refers to controlling women, not my balls Queerbait!)

also, I am having taco bell for dinner

Somebody in your past has obviously hurt you quite badly.

 

[Fata Morgana]

God I hate Coldplay.

 

[Sean]

God I hate Coldplay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfNI6P7zDo

 

[phantom4533]

God I hate Coldplay.

You're not talking about playing with ice, are you?

 

[Fata Morgana]

You're not talking about playing with ice, are you?

God, never. I love the cold.

 

[Saint Peter]

I will be having chowda for dinna.

 

[phantom4533]

I will be having chowda for dinna.

Is that you, Bob?

 

[pensivepoet]

No wonder Curry makes so many threes.
I ain't getting near him with that spit slobbered mouth guard flopping around.
Fire away dude.

 

[lovetoread]

I had the spicy Fritos burrito and a Doritos taco for dinner. They were yummies.

 

[Saint Peter]

Is that you, Bob?

No.

I am Pete.